Текст и перевод песни Paquita la del Barrio - Mi Vecinita

Mi Vecinita

Mi vecinita la de
Nariz achatada
El sirujano ya se la
Hizo respingada.
Doña fulana la
Robusta la llenita
Con una lipo ya quedo
Bien delgadita.
Ya perengana ya
Se mira diferente
Se puso botox el los
Labios y en la frente.
Doña jertrudis hoy
Anda estrenando bubis.
A doña tacha ya
Le agrandaron las nachas.
Haciendo cuentas hoy
Se logra casi todo
Solo hace falta tener
Plata, tener oro.
Ya saque la conclusión
Yo se porque se los digo
No existen mujeres feas
Solo hay maridos jodidos.
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos
Mi vecinita la de
Nariz achatada
El sirujano ya se la
Hizo respingada
Oña fulana la
Robusta la llenita
Con una lipo ya quedo
Bien delgadita.
Ya perengana ya
Se mira diferente
Se puso botox el los
Labios y en la frente.
Doña jertrudis hoy
Anda estrenando bubis.
A doña tacha ya
Le agrandaron las nachas.
Haciendo cuentas hoy
Se logra casi todo
Solo hace falta tener
Plata, tener oro.
Ya saque la conclusión
Yo se porque se los digo
No existen mujeres feas
Solo hay maridos jodidos.
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos

My Neighbor

My little neighbor with the
Flattened nose
The surgeon has already
Perked it up.
Mrs. So-and-so,
The robust, chubby one
With a lipo she's now
Very slim.
Miss What's-her-name already
Looks different now
She got botox in her
Lips and forehead.
Mrs. Gertrude today
Is showing off her new boobs.
Mrs. Tacha already
Has had her buttocks enlarged.
Doing the math today
You can achieve almost anything
You just need to have
Money, have gold.
I have already reached the conclusion
I know why I'm telling you this
There are no ugly women
There are only broke husbands.
There's no such thing as an ugly woman
There are only broke husbands
There's no such thing as an ugly woman
There are only broke husbands
My little neighbor with the
Flattened nose
The surgeon has already
Perked it up
Mrs. So-and-so,
The robust, chubby one
With a lipo she's now
Very slim.
Miss What's-her-name already
Looks different now
She got botox in her
Lips and forehead.
Mrs. Gertrude today
Is showing off her new boobs.
Mrs. Tacha already
Has had her buttocks enlarged.
Doing the math today
You can achieve almost anything
You just need to have
Money, have gold.
I have already reached the conclusion
I know why I'm telling you this
There are no ugly women
There are only broke husbands.
There's no such thing as an ugly woman
There are only broke husbands
There's no such thing as an ugly woman
There are only broke husbands