Текст и перевод песни Paraziții - Dac-aș fi președinte

Dac-aș fi președinte

V-as amaneta pe toti si nu m-ati prinde...
Refren:
Dac-as fi pentru-o zi presedinte
Tineti minte, as lasa Romania amanet, fara cuvinte
Dac-as fi pentru-o zi presedinte
V-as amaneta pe toti si nu m-ati prinde.
I:
Dac-as fi presedinte tot as face ceva
As interzice Parazitii si m-as imbata
Sunt un nebun inofensiv, catalogat jigodie
Si-mi doresc o Dacie cu motor pe folie
N-am nimic bun de facut decat sa rad de viata
Daca viata-i tarfa am sa-i dau *** cu gheatza
De unspe' ani de zile nu pot sa dorm
Cand orice domn voteaza pentru mine legi in somn
Iti place sa vezi hoti prinsi la televizor
Dar ce te faci cand iti incarca usa si-ii vezi pe vizor
Nimeni n-are patos sa se prefaca mort de foame
Sau fac trafic de tzoale, americane, ca Fane
La Las helas, Delas, daca-ti place heroina
Ca la noi in Colentina s-ar interzice si aspirina
Miroase a puscarie, ar trebui sa ma tirez
S-alerg alieni, sa-i iau la ** prin Univers.
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II:
Am agatat o stramba pe Internet
I-am demonstrat in trei cuvinte ca sunt baiat destept
Munca tre' sa fie hobby o ora pe luna
Tarfele sa faca gat cu cartea de munca-n mana
Copilul te intreaba aparent un fapt banal
'Tati, homo-sapiens e homosexual?'
No faggot can take the situation
Am sa va-mpusc pe toti in cap cu pistolul de PlayStation
Violatorul indecis da-n scris la sectie
'Nu sunt vinovat, copilu-i negru si-am avut protectie'
N-ai cap, mananci cacofonie
De frica ca capul o freaca ca n-are cum sa faca o mie
Pentru noi toti ramane doar o vorba valabila pe timp urat
Oricum nu ma descalt atunci cand ***
Sar in sus de bucurie, mi-am ratat cariera
Plec, pa, la revedere...
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If I Were President

I will pawn you all and you won't find me...
Chorus:
If I were president for a day
Remember, I would pawn Romania without words
If I were president for a day
I will pawn you all and you won't find me.
I:
If I were president, I would still do something
I would ban Paraziții and get drunk
I'm a harmless madman, labeled a scoundrel
And I want a Dacia with a foil engine
I have nothing good to do but laugh at life
If life is a whore I will *** her with ice
For eleven years I have not been able to sleep
When every gentleman votes for laws against me in his sleep
You like to see thieves caught on TV
But what do you do when they charge your door and you see them on the peephole
No one has the pathos to pretend to be starving
Or do drug or cigarette trafficking, like Fane
In Las Vegas, Delas, if you like heroin
Because in our Colentina even aspirin would be banned
It smells like prison, I should shoot myself
To run aliens, to take them to ** through the Universe.
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II:
I hooked up with a weirdo on the Internet
I proved to her in three words that I am a smart boy
Work should be a hobby for an hour a month
Prostitutes to work with a work book in their hand
The child asks you an apparently banal fact
'Daddy, is homo-sapiens homosexual?'
No faggot can take the situation
I will shoot you all in the head with the PlayStation gun
The indecisive rapist writes to the police
'I'm not guilty, the child is black and I had protection'
You have no head, you eat cacophony
For fear that his head rubs it because he can't do a thousand
For all of us there is only one word valid in bad weather
Anyway, I don't take my shoes off when ***
I jump for joy, I missed my career
I'm leaving, bye, goodbye...
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