Текст и перевод песни Paraziții - O Chema

O Chema

Uite cum vorbim noi singuri si luam cuvantu'
In geam ne bate piatra in buzunare bate vantu'
Fetelor, atentie, se-nvarte Pamantu'!
Ne intoarcem mereu la voi numai cu gandul Cantec de haiducie: "M-am suit pe curul lelii"
2010
Doamnelor, domnisoarelor...
N-avea cur nici ţâţe, ca Sandy Bell
Cand m-am trezit, m-am speriat: "Bai am futut un baietel! "
Am sarit din pat cum parasesc puricii blana
Ea sare de gatul meu si spune c-o cheama Ana
Ana?!? E buna de pus pe rană c-are culoarea ca Rivanolu'
Si-a inzestrat-o Domnu' sa-i placa puIa mai mult ca Mallu'
O chema Delia, am devorat-o intr-un cort
Ca-avea ceva asa, din gingasia unui porc
O chema Monica, iubea carucioarele
C-alerga dupa mosi cu bani până si-a rupt picioarele
O chema Laura, era combinata cu Andrei
Dar in lipsa mea si-a lui se bateau turcii la gura ei
O chema Anca, bea si bora cu sete
Avea ceva din Tom si Jerry, semăna cu gaura din perete
Plina de fiţe era Daria, paria ea
Ca e mai tare decat malaria, era
Avea, rujul negru pe buze, c-asa trebuie
Reusise sa isi ia centura neagra in muie
O chema Gabi, nu mi-a placut, ma lasa rece
Asa ca am lasat-o balta intr-o balta sa se innece
Şi,
M-ai rapit intr-un closet (aha)
M-ai supt de puIă ca pe Shrek (come again!)
M-ai rapit intr-un closet (aha)
M-ai supt de puIă ca pe Shrek!
Sunt ele, fetele rele
Doar ele, fetele rele
Sunt ele, fetele rele
Doar ele, fetele rele
O chema Amalia, era din Mangalia
Si-a plecat dupa seminte la produs in Italia
O chema Nina, iubea heroina
Eram in WC cu poza ei cand a lovit-o masina
O chema Maria, era verde-n cap
Cand a descoperit puIa (hăhă!), s-a sufocat
O chema Sorana, nume de cod: Iguana
Am pus-o capră, i-am luat banii si i-am furat icoana
O chema... cum puIa mea o chema? Sigur nu Linda!?
A facut infarct cand a descoperit oglinda
O chema Nico, Cap-de-mort, asa arăta!
M-a parasit intr-un sfarsit ca ma uitam pe langa ea
O chema Andreea, era buna rau candva
O sugea cu ochii deschisi iar la final înghiţea
O chema Miha, tinea la mine, a dat de stire
C-a esuat in pat cu un libidinos la mănăstire
O chema Corvina, un nume de căcat
I-am dat un CD cu Bănică, am vomitat si-am plecat
O chema Irina, avea parul lins, de neatins
A zburat de la 7 in prima noapte-n care a nins
O chema cumva, curva era ţeapănă-n pat
Cu ea n-am stat... s-a maritat cu un lache impotent si bogat
Sunt ele, fetele rele
Doar ele, fetele rele
Sunt ele, fetele rele
Doar ele, fetele rele
Uite cum vorbim noi singuri si luam cuvantu'
In geam ne bate piatra in buzunare bate vantu'
Fetelor, atentie, se-nvarte Pamantu'!
Ne intoarcem mereu la voi numai cu gandul

Her Name Was

Look how we talk to ourselves, taking the floor
Stones hit our window, the wind blows in our pockets, it's poor
Girls, pay attention, the Earth is spinning!
We always come back to you, only in thought. A bandit's song: "I climbed on the lilac's ass"
2010
Ladies, misses...
She had no ass, no tits, like Sandy Bell
When I woke up, I freaked out: "Damn, I fucked a boy!"
I jumped out of bed like fleas leaving fur
She jumps on my neck and says her name is Ana
Ana?!? She's good for putting on a wound, she's the color of Rivanol
God gifted her to love dick more than Mallu
Her name was Delia, I devoured her in a tent
She had something like the tenderness of a pig
Her name was Monica, she loved shopping carts
She'd chase after old men with money until she broke her legs
Her name was Laura, she was with Andrei
But in my and his absence, Turks were fighting over her mouth
Her name was Anca, she drank booze with thirst
She had something of Tom and Jerry, she looked like the hole in the wall
Daria was full of airs, she'd bet
That she was stronger than malaria, she was
She had black lipstick on her lips, because that's how it should be
She managed to get a black belt in blowjobs
Her name was Gabi, I didn't like her, she left me cold
So I left her in a puddle to drown
And,
You kidnapped me in a closet (aha)
You sucked my dick like Shrek (come again!)
You kidnapped me in a closet (aha)
You sucked my dick like Shrek!
It's them, the bad girls
Only them, the bad girls
It's them, the bad girls
Only them, the bad girls
Her name was Amalia, she was from Mangalia
And she left for Italy to sell seeds
Her name was Nina, she loved heroin
I was in the bathroom with her picture when the car hit her
Her name was Maria, she was green in the head
When she discovered the dick (haha!), she choked
Her name was Sorana, code name: Iguana
I made her a scapegoat, took her money and stole her icon
Her name was... what the fuck was her name? Surely not Linda!?
She had a heart attack when she discovered the mirror
Her name was Nico, Death's Head, that's what she looked like!
She finally left me because I was looking past her
Her name was Andreea, she was really good once
She sucked with her eyes open and swallowed at the end
Her name was Miha, she cared about me, she let me know
That she failed in bed with a libidinous monk
Her name was Corvina, a shitty name
I gave her a Bănică CD, I threw up and left
Her name was Irina, she had licked hair, untouchable
She flew from the 7th floor on the first night it snowed
Her name was something, the whore was stiff in bed
I didn't stay with her... she married an impotent rich guy
It's them, the bad girls
Only them, the bad girls
It's them, the bad girls
Only them, the bad girls
Look how we talk to ourselves, taking the floor
Stones hit our window, the wind blows in our pockets, it's poor
Girls, pay attention, the Earth is spinning!
We always come back to you, only in thought