Текст и перевод песни Paraziții - Standarde

Standarde

Am smuls 3 plante din gradina de la 9
Suspind in parc salvind iarba-n doua
Am rulat doua trompete
N-o sa suflu-n ele
O sa cant obscenitati despre coardele mele
Ingeru' meu pazitor e drogat pe canapea
Vezi coaie ca n-ai grija de persoana mea
Sa moara ma-ta-n zbor
Esti mai mort ca noi
Daca stiam ca te bagi fumam pentru amandoi.
Acum stau cu berea-n gura
Pus in cur pe bordura
Numar cate 3, 2 tovarasi bun de bautura
Partea proasta-i ca guvernu' baga dealeri in parnaie
Sa fumam speriati doar sub geamu de la baie
Aprind jointu' la volan si direct zambesc,
Cred ca merg invers
Daca accelerez m-opresc?
Mi-e teama ca riscam sa murim de plictiseala
De-aia fumam marijuana cand o frecam la scoala
Apropo, vine stie cum am ajuns eu in masina
Ca-m o fata-n pula mea un politisit si-o vitrina.
Tre' sa trag un shoot treaz nu ma mai suport
Cu un ultim efort o sa ma-nbat ca un porc
Vreau sa afle toti nu sa citeasca-n stele
Ma comport exemplar dupa standardele mele.x2

Standards

I pulled 3 plants from the garden of at 9
I sigh while saving grass in the park in two
I rolled two trumpets
I'm not going to blow them
I'll sing obscenities about my vocal cords
My guardian angel is zonked out on the couch
See, asshole, you're not looking after me
Your mother will die in a plane crash
You're more dead than us
If I knew you were coming, I would have smoked for both of us.
Now I'm sitting with beer in my mouth
On the curb
I count by threes, 2 good drinking buddies
The bad part is, the government is putting dealers in jail
So we smoke scared under the bathroom window
I light up a joint at the steering wheel and smile
I think I'm going backwards
If I accelerate, will I stop?
I'm afraid we'll die of boredom
That's why I smoke marijuana when I'm fucking at school
By the way, she knows how I got in the car
Because in my dick is a girl, a police officer, and a store window.
I have to take a shot, sober, I can't stand myself
With one last effort I'll get drunk like a pig
I want everyone to know, not read it in the stars
My behavior is exemplary by my standards.x2