Текст и перевод песни Parokya Ni Edgar feat. Allan Bordeus, Jay Contreras & Jomal Linao - The Ordertaker

The Ordertaker

Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop!
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin!
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting kechap!

Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Wala!

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Chef! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao lang man o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order

Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Wala!

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Chef! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order

Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
Waiter na gwapito meron bang Chicken Mami
Longsi tosi, at Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, at Lomi
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
Gutom na talaga ako (Fried siomai!)
Gutom na talaga ako...

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Chef! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order

Tang-inang karinderya wala man lamang mirienda
Tang-inang karinderya wala man lamang mirienda!

The Ordertaker

Waiter! I'd like to order a Porkchop!
And two rice!
Add some ketchup!

Do you have chopsuey? (We don't have it)
Do you have Adobo? (We don't have it either)
Do you have Bulalo? (We're out)
Do you have anything? (Nothing)
Nothing!

Hey! Isn't there anything to o
Isn't there anything to order, to order
Chef! There's a menu
There's nothing to order, oh waiter
I hope there's at least Siopao or burger
Order! Order! Order

Waiter! I'd like to order a Porkchop
And two rice
Add some ketchup

Do you have chopsuey? (We don't have it)
Do you have Adobo? (We don't have it either)
Do you have Bulalo? (We're out)
Do you have anything? (Nothing)
Nothing!

Hey! Isn't there anything to o
Isn't there anything to order, to order
Chef! There's a menu
There's nothing to order, oh waiter
I hope there's at least Siopao or burger
Order! Order! Order

Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Handsome waiter, what do you have here?
Handsome waiter, do you have Chicken Mami
Longsi tosi, and Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, and Lomi
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
I'm so hungry (Fried siomai!)
I'm so hungry...

Hey! Isn't there anything to o
Isn't there anything to order, to order
Chef! There's a menu
There's nothing to order, oh waiter
I hope there's at least Siopao or burger
Order! Order! Order

This damn eatery doesn't even have a snack
This damn eatery doesn't even have a snack!