Текст и перевод песни Parokya Ni Edgar - Walang Nangyari

Walang Nangyari

Isa dalawa tatlo apat
Let's talk
You know it's stupid
Yo it was okay
Walang nangyari sa'kin na magandang irelate
Wala kasi nangyari sa'kin nakakaiba
Kung wala kang gagawin, yo, makinig ka na

Nagising ako kahapon siguro mga one
Bumaba 'ko sa kusina sabay ng tanghalian
Pagkatapos kong kumain bumalik sa kwarto ko
Tapos non ako'y natulog hanggang alas kwarto
Okay din ako'y bumagon ako ay nagugutom
Bumaba 'ko uli at naghanap ng malalamon
Tumingin ako sa ref, pati na rin sa right

Wala akong mahanap so umalis ako ng bahay
Nagpunta 'ko sa tindahan bumili ng instant mami
Bumalik ako sa bahay nanood ako ng tv
Walang magandang palabas and yo it was so corny
Bigla ko naalala I was feeling kinda horny
Binuksan ko yung dvd sinarado ko yung door
At pagkatapos kong ilock
Nanood ako ng porn

Walang nangyari
Walang nangyari

Pagkatapos nun alam niyo ba
Wala 'kong magawa
Minabuti kong magexercise at magpush-ups push-ups muna
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Sabay tayo tanggal ng shirt harap sa salamin
Pagkakita sa sarili sabi "shit kulang pa rin!"
So I pushed-up again and nagdagdag pa 'ko nang 7
Pagkalipas na nakapagpahinga
Agad-agad naghubad maliligo na sana
Nang biglang na lang may nagtext
Isang magandang ex
Na-isip ko, "sana gusto nitong makipag-SSSHHH!"
Subalit napamura pagkatapos ko mabasa
Sabi'y, "chito friend mo ba yung vocalist ng rivermaya?"
Ang sabi ko, "ay hindi!" at sa sobrang inis
Dinagdagan ko pa nang "teka, sori, who is this?"

Walang nangyari
Yo DJ make some claps
Yes

Pagkaligo ko natapos din sa relo napatingin
It was already 7: 30 at 'di pa 'ko kumakain
Gusto ko ng rice at tsaka ng lechon kawali
Walang lechon kawali so bumili ng instant mami
Pagkatapos kong kumain nagpunta sa terrace namin
Nagsipilyo 'ko nang yosi at tuluyan nagpahangin
Walang katao-tao doon at medyo madilim
Kayo 'ko napraning nung cellphone ko ay nagring

Nawala ang aking takot nung cellphone ko ay nabunot
At nakita ko yung caller so agad kong sinagot
"Hello there mr. darius ano ang gimmik natin?"
Sumagot sya, "hey what's up man? baka trip mong kumain?"
Ang sabi ko, "shit sayang naman kakatapos ko lang
Tawagan mo na lang ako pagaktapos nang hapunan"
So pinatay ko na yung yosi at bumalik sa kwarto ko
Nanood ako ng tv nang kung ano-ano
Makalipas tatlong oras ako ay nabato
So pinatay ko na yung tv at natulog na ako

Walang nangyari
Yo Dj bring it down bring it down
Bring it down
Yo
Yo

Pagkatapos nun natapos na
Tapos na ang kanta
Bakit kaya ganun bakit umaandar pa sya
Pinindot ko yung stop
Pati na rin yung go
Bakit kaya ganun ayaw pa ring nyang huminto
Alin kaya dito ang dapat kong pindutin
Bakit kaya ganun bakit umaandar pa rin
E kung ito kaya?

Nothing Happened

One two three four
Let's talk
You know it's stupid
Yo it was okay
Nothing happened to me that's worth relating
Because nothing different happened to me
If you have nothing to do, yo, just listen

I woke up yesterday probably around one
Went downstairs to the kitchen just in time for lunch
After I ate, I went back to my room
Then I slept until two o’clock
Okay, I woke up, I was hungry
I went downstairs again and looked for something to eat
I looked in the fridge, and then on the right

I couldn’t find anything, so I left the house
Went to the store to buy some instant noodles
Came back home and watched tv
There weren’t any good shows, and yo, it was so corny
I suddenly remembered that I was feeling kinda horny
I turned on the dvd, closed the door
And after I locked it
I watched some porn

Nothing happened
Nothing happened

After that you know what
I had nothing to do
I decided to exercise and do some push-ups push-ups first
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Let’s all take off our shirts in front of the mirror
When I saw myself, I said "shit, still not enough!"
So I pushed-up again and added 7 more
After resting for a while
I immediately took off my clothes, I was about to take a bath
When suddenly, I got a text
From a beautiful ex
I thought, "I hope she wants to get some!
But I cursed after I read it
She said, "Is your friend the vocalist of rivermaya?"
I said, "No!" and out of anger
I added "Wait, sorry, who is this?"

Nothing happened
Yo DJ make some claps
Yes

After I showered, I looked at the time
It was already 7: 30, and I hadn’t eaten yet
I wanted rice and lechon kawali
There wasn’t any lechon kawali so I bought some instant noodles
After I ate, I went to our terrace
I brushed my teeth, smoked a cigarette, and just hung out
There was no one there and it was kinda dark
I freaked out when my phone rang

My fear went away when I took my phone out
And I saw the caller, so I answered immediately
"Hello there mr. darius, what are we up to?"
He answered, "hey what's up man? You up for some food?"
I said, "shit, that’s too bad, I just finished eating
Call me back after dinner"
So I put out my cigarette and went back to my room
I watched tv, whatever came on
After three hours, I was bored
So I turned off the tv and went to sleep

Nothing happened
Yo Dj bring it down bring it down
Bring it down
Yo
Yo

After that, it was over
The song is over
Why is it still playing?
I pressed stop
And then go
Why is it still not stopping?
Which one should I press?
Why is it still playing?
What about this one?