Текст и перевод песни Parokya Ni Edgar feat. Kamikazee - The Ordertaker

The Ordertaker

Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Wala?!

Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Shet! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao lang man o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order

Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup

Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Wala?!

Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Shet! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order

Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
Waiter na gwapito meron bang Chicken Mami
Longsitosi, at Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, at Lomi
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
Gutom na talaga ako (FRIED SIOMAI!)
Gutom na talaga ako...

Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Shet! Meron ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Lang-hiyang karindirya wala man lang pang mirienda
Lang-hiyang karindirya wala man lang pang mirienda!

The Ordertaker

Waiter! Can you please order me a Porkchop
And two bowls of rice
Add some ketchup

Do you have chopsuey? (No)
Do you have Adobo? (No)
Do you have Bulalo? (We're out)
Do you have anything? (No)
Nothing?!

Hey! Nothing to o
Nothing to order, order
Shet! There's a menu
Nothing to order, oh waiter
I hope at least there's Siopao or burger
Order! Order! Order

Waiter! Can you please order me a Porkchop
And two bowls of rice
Add some ketchup

Do you have chopsuey? (No)
Do you have Adobo? (No)
Do you have Bulalo? (We're out)
Do you have anything? (No)
Nothing?!

Hey! Nothing to o
Nothing to order, order
Shet! There's a menu
Nothing to order, oh waiter
I hope at least there's Siopao or burger
Order! Order! Order

Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter, handsome, what do you have here?
Waiter, handsome, do you have Chicken Mami
Longsitosi, and Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, and Lomi
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
I'm really hungry (FRIED SIOMAI!)
I'm really hungry...

Hey! Nothing to o
Nothing to order, order
Shet! There's a menu
Nothing to order, oh waiter
I hope at least there's Siopao or burger
Order! Order! Order
Shameful karinderia doesn't even have a snack
Shameful karinderia doesn't even have a snack!