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Bluetbadbullschittläärloufmagerquark

Du gwinnsch am samschtig am aabe ir e quizshow e frou
E insle & ne yacht & ne bitz vom ne meer
Es outo & es schloss & es rennross
& E mixer vo moulinex
& Ds publikum im schtudio tobet & tuet
& Dr laggaff i dr schale, wo dür d'sändig füehrt
Isch schtändig grüehrt
& Macht e fige wi dr liebgott
Du machsch ds muul uuf, d'ouge zue
Leisch beid häng a dys gsicht
Du chasch nid gloube was de gsehsch & fragsch:
"Das isch aues mys?
Wahnsinn, so ne prys
Wohäre söu i mit au däm schiis?"
"Mir gäbe dir drü für zwöi."
& I weiss, i bruuche nume eis
Es bunkerdicks fäu
I bsorge mir no schnäu
Es bunkerdicks fäu
Wo mi unverletzbar macht & wo mi schützt
Vor däm bluetbadbullschittläärloufmagerquark
Ineschtäche, umeschlaa, dürezieh & abelaa
Es chunnt e bär
Wo chunnt är här
Wo wott är hi?
Weiss i doch nid
Niemer isch am luege
Aber aui si am glotze

Bloodbath Bullshit Braggart Blather

You win a woman on Saturday evening on a quiz show
An island & a yacht & a bit of a sea
The car & the castle & the racehorse
& A Moulinex mixer
& The audience in the studio rages & acts
& The spoon in the bowl, that leads through the sandy channel
Is constantly stirred
& Makes a fist like the Lord
You open your mouth, your eyes closed
Put both hands on your face
You can't believe what you see & ask:
"Is this all mine?
Madness, such a prize
Where should I go with all this shit?"
"We'll give you three for two."
& I know, I only need one
A bunker-thick hog
I'll quickly take care of it
A bunker-thick hog
That makes me invulnerable & protects me
From that bloodbath bullshitter braggart blather
Stabbing, beating, pulling through & killing
A bear comes
Where does he come from
Where does he want to go?
I don't know
Nobody's watching
But everyone's staring