Текст и перевод песни Pepe Vasquez - No Valentin

No Valentin

(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)

Vengo del quingo mondongo Congo
A sacártela, no Valentín
A sacártela, no Valentín
A sacártela, no

Vengo del quingo mondongo Congo
A sacártela, no Valentín
A sacártela, no Valentín
A sacártela, no

Llegó el flojo de Ramón (alalá)
A la casa de Porfirio
Llegó el flojo de Ramón (alalá)
A la casa de Porfirio, ¡tío!
Abelardito 'tá loco y lo viene a visitar
Abelardito e'ta' loco y lo viene a visitar
(¡Oye, cómo dice!)

Cierra esa puerta, caramba ese loco
Cierra esa puerta
¡Cierra esa puerta, caramba ese loco!
¡Cierra esa puerta, no!

(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)
¡Con palo no vale, con palo no vale Valentín!
(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)
Con palo no vale, ¡con palo no vale!
(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)
Juega, juega

¿Cómo?
El negro Abelardito ha llegado a la casa de Valentín
El negro Abelardito ha llegado a la casa de Valentín
Ha roto la puerta, de Valentín
Ha roto la puerta, del negro Valentín
Entonces Valentín ha encontra'o la solución
Entonces Valentín ha encontra'o la solución

Entró pa' su casa
Salió con un palo
Entró pa' su casa, ¿quién?
Salió con un palo, ¡viene!

(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)
Con palo no vale Valentín
Decía Abelardito
(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín)
Pero que no, no, Valentín, ¡con palo no!
(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín) ¡no!
(No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín) no, vale no
¡Que con palo no vale!

Esta, es una historia real
Cualquier coincidencia con lo personajes, no es casualidad, es cierto
Me la contó la gorda de mi hermana, Pilar
Abelardito le viene diciendo a Valentín

"¡Con palo no vale!"
"¡Con palo no vale!"
"¡Con palo no vale!"
"¡Con palo no vale!"

No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín (que no, no, no)
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín (con palo no vale)
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No Valentín, con palo no vale Valentín
No Valentín

No Valentine

(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)

I come from the quingo mondongo Congo
To get it out of you, no Valentine
To get it out of you, no Valentine
To get it out of you, no

I come from the quingo mondongo Congo
To get it out of you, no Valentine
To get it out of you, no Valentine
To get it out of you, no

The lazy Ramón arrived (alalá)
At Porfirio's house
The lazy Ramón arrived (alalá)
At Porfirio's house, man!
Abelardito is crazy and he's coming to visit
Abelardito is crazy and he's coming to visit
(Hey, how he talks!)

Close that door, that crazy guy
Close that door
Close that door, that crazy guy!
Close that door, no!

(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)
Using a stick isn't fair, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine!
(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)
Using a stick isn't fair, using a stick isn't fair!
(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)
Play, play

How?
The black Abelardito has arrived at Valentine's house
The black Abelardito has arrived at Valentine's house
He has broken the door, of Valentine
He has broken the door, of the black Valentine
So Valentine has found the solution
So Valentine has found the solution

He went into his house
He came out with a stick
He went into his house, who?
He came out with a stick, he's coming!

(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)
Using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
Abelardito was saying
(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine)
But no, no, Valentine, not with a stick!
(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine) no!
(No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine) no, not fair
Using a stick isn't fair!

This is a true story
Any coincidence with the characters is not a coincidence, it's true
My sister Pilar, the fat one, told me about it
Abelardito keeps telling Valentine

"Using a stick isn't fair!"
"Using a stick isn't fair!"
"Using a stick isn't fair!"
"Using a stick isn't fair!"

No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine (no, no, no)
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine (using a stick isn't fair)
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No Valentine, using a stick isn't fair, Valentine
No Valentine