Текст и перевод песни Pepet I Marieta - Almorrana

Almorrana

Dalt d'una avió
Enmig d'una important reunió
Xingant en la parenta
A la teua boda
Fent-te una manola
Manipulant una boa
Lo dia de l'estrena a la principal escena
Fent malabars de foc, guanyant la mà al guinyot
Volant fent parapent, buscant aparcament
Llegint a missa el nou testament
Ella no per punt
Sempre disposada a atacar
Tant li fot dilluns, dimarts
Com festes de guardar
La puta almorrana m'ha dixat lo cul
Més roig que una mangrana de sang i de pus
La puta almorrana m'ha dixat lo cul
Més roig que una mangrana de sang i de pus
La puta almorrana m'ha dixat lo cul
En lo ram a la mà
A punt de confessar
Lo teu amor per una dama
Al curro de ressaca
Bevent suc de tomaca
Posant los diners dins la saca
Vestidet de drag queen corrent pel Sant Fermín
Cadàver d'empalmada de part en embrassada
A mitja inspiració, amorrat al piló
Cantant salms a nostre sinyar
La natura és implacable
Mai no et tirarà ni un cable
L'home no té cap control
Sobre la terra, la lluna, ni el sol
Que estàs sol davant del món
Contra n'ell tu res no pots
Que si el cel diu que vol ploure
Plou, plou, plou i prou!
Potser un dia quan te lleves
Anca dormigue lo sol
I que un dia de molt d'aire
A la mar se cale foc.
No ets més que una formigueta
Sota un cel rogenc immens
Que te xopa la poteta
Quan mos porta pluja o vent
La puta almorrana m'ha dixat lo cul

Hemorrhoids

On an airplane
In the middle of an important meeting
Fucking with relatives
At your wedding
Giving you a handjob
Handling a boa
On opening night on the main stage
Juggling fire, winning at guinyot
Flying a paraglider, finding parking
Reading the New Testament at mass
She never misses a beat
Always ready to attack
She doesn't care if it's Monday, Tuesday,
Or a religious holiday
Those fucking hemorrhoids have left my ass
Redder than a pomegranate, with blood and pus
Those fucking hemorrhoids have left my ass
Redder than a pomegranate, with blood and pus
Those fucking hemorrhoids have left my ass
With a palm branch in my hand
About to confess
Your love for a lady
At work with a hangover
Drinking tomato juice
Putting money in the bag
Dressed as a drag queen running through the Festival of San Fermín
A corpse of a spanking, in an embrace
Halfway through a hit, wasted at the sink
Singing hymns to our Lord
Nature is relentless
It will never throw you a lifeline
Man has no control
Over the earth, the moon, or the sun
You are alone in the world
You can't do anything against it
If the sky says it wants to rain
It rains, rains, rains, and that's it!
Maybe one day when you wake up
The sun will have gone to sleep
And one day with a lot of wind
The sea will catch fire.
You are nothing more than an ant
Under an immense crimson sky
That soaks your little foot
When it brings us rain or wind
Those fucking hemorrhoids have left my ass