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Gokkejern

Han ville jo bare tilbedes - som Bieber eller en Beatle
Han passer perfekt på Feminas undertitel
"Til alle de kvinder du er"
For han er til dem allesammen, fra husmor til mær
Men der er et men: er de til alle de mænd han er?
Der er en masse macho-masker han ikke ka' bære
Sig det 5 gange i spejlet: "Handyman!"
Hvis dit VVS vinder over dig er du en anti-mand
Så han står og sprutter lidt polyfilla
Selvom det ville være nemmere at købe en helt ny villa
Men når man har ti tommelfingre man ka' trille
Keder man sig aldrig når man sidder stille
For han er ikke en action-mand, han er en snakmand
Du ved, bla-bla-bla... Blachman
Det er nemmest når fruerne er enige
Ligesom når druerne er stenfri
Så han kæmper oss' for flere ledere med skeder
Og synes oss' at MAND-dag er ugens mest neder
Han ka' være din badbooooy
Men kun hvis DU vil! - I kan osse bare se film i nattøj

Fjernsynet er nemmere at tænde
Så nu sidder han der igen
"Du er min bedste ven"
Si'r hun og går tidligt i seng
Og går tidligt i seng
Og går
Okker
Gokker
Hun går og han gokker

Han vil ikke dele alting op i kvinder & mænd
Deres kopper siger ikke ham og hende men hæn og hæn
Som en sang fra Paul McCartney & Stevie
I perfekt harmoni, uden parterapi
Det blir over hans lig... estillingsnævn
Nogen sinde at slå på tæven som et fortidslevn
Han har aldrig troet på hulemanden
Men som EaggerStunn si'r i Kugledans
"Der skal mod til!"
At følges ad i både medspil og modspil
Men han vil helst kun være medspiller - vi 'på det sam' hold
Så det ender med en spiller for det gør hende iskold
Mere og mere mol, mindre og mindre dur
Før var der humør nu går der kun en sur
Sur sur lille pige omkring
Det ville være rart at gå samtidig i seng, men

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Gokkejern

He just wanted to be adored - like Bieber or a Beatle
He fits perfectly on Femina's subtitle
"For all the women you are"
Because he is for all of them, from housewives to sluts
But there is a but: are they for all the men he is?
There are a lot of macho masks he can't wear
Say it 5 times in the mirror: "Handyman!"
If your plumbing beats you, you're an anti-man
So he stands and sprays a little polyfilla
Even though it would be easier to buy a whole new villa
But when you have ten thumbs you can roll
You never get bored when you sit still
Because he is not an action man, he is a talker
You know, blah-blah-blah... Blachman
It's easiest when the wives agree
Just like when the grapes are seedless
So he fights for more leaders with vaginas
And we think that MAN-day is the most depressing day of the week
He can be your badbooooy
But only if YOU want to! - We can also just watch movies in our pajamas

The TV is easier to turn on
So now he's sitting there again
"You're my best friend"
She says and goes to bed early
And goes to bed early
And goes
Okker
Gokker
She goes and he gokkers

He doesn't want to divide everything into women & men
Their cups don't say him and her but her and her
Like a song from Paul McCartney & Stevie
In perfect harmony, without couples therapy
It will be over his dead body... estimation board
Ever to beat his wife like a relic of the past
He never believed in the caveman
But as EaggerStunn says in Kugledans
"It takes courage!"
To follow each other in both cooperation and opposition
But he would rather only be a teammate - we are 'on the same' team
So it ends with a player because it makes her ice cold
More and more minor, less and less major
Before there was humor now there is only a sour
Sour sour little girl around
It would be nice to go to bed at the same time, but

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