Текст и перевод песни Per Vers - Ironman

Ironman

Musikken er så høj man burd' ha' høreværn
Men den overdøves af min hjerne og mit jern
Mit jern og min hjerne har en diskussion
Mens jeg står her lige midt I disko-zonen
Min hjerne synes musikken er monoton
Og pigen ligner Jøden I reklamen for Sonofon
Mit jern syns' musikken er kanon (den er kanon!)
Og alle ladies I lokalet burd' bli' min kone
Hjernen sir' "--?-- vi' lige kommet ind!"
Og jernet sir' "du ska' li' med over til hend'"
Hjernen sir' "hende der, hun ligner en panda
Det mig der ska' rode med at hun ringer på mandag"
Jernet sir' "sorry hjerne, du' et fjols
Hendes røv ligner Nicoles fra Pussy Cat Dolls"
Og hjernen sir' "Og du' så sexfikseret
Jeg' skarp, dit blik er pixeleret"
Men jernet sir' "Jep, men øh, se de baller
Efter 12 er det genitialerne der befaler"
Og hjernen sir' "pas nu på det' weekend
Det ku' ende med en "danish mother seeking""
Jernet sir' ikk' mer, det' handler
Normalt styrer hjernen men sprutten forvandler
Hjernen vil træk' og jernet vil hive
Hvem tror du vinder når begge er stive?
Det her det' en mands kamp mod sin egen krop
Når han er på club eller når han er på job
Eller bare lige fra at han står op
Jern og hjerne slås til hjertet siger stop
Så hvis du har pigeproblemer så det' synd for dig selv
Hvis du ikk' ka' afslutte så ska' du ikk' begynde
Og jeg får lyst til at nynne, at du' for dum-dum--bi-dum-dum
Så fik du gennemført endnu en ironman
Og du sir' det ikk' er dig, det' fordi at munden er en Bayern fan
Højt at flyve, dybt at falde min ven
Argh, nu holder hjernen vist sin tale igen
Jern og hjerte slås indtil hjertet siger stop!

Ironman

The music is so loud that it should be mandatory to wear hearing protection
But it is drowned out by my brain and my iron
My iron and my brain are having a discussion
While I am standing here right in the middle of the disco zone
My brain thinks the music is monotonous
And the girl looks like the Jew in the Sonofon commercial
My iron thinks the music is awesome (it's awesome!)
And all the ladies in the room should become my wives
The brain says "--?-- we just got here!"
And the iron says "you should come over to her"
The brain says "she over there, she looks like a panda
I will be the one to deal with the fact that she calls you on Monday"
The iron says "sorry brain, you're an idiot
Her ass looks like Nicole's from Pussy Cat Dolls"
And the brain says "And you're so sex-fixated
I am sharp, your gaze is pixelated"
But the iron says "Yup, but oh, look at those buns
After 12 it's the genitalia that takes command"
And the brain says "be careful, it's the weekend
It could end up with a "danish mother seeking""
The iron says no more, it's about
Normally the brain is in control but the booze transforms
The brain wants to pull and the iron wants to tug
Who do you think will win when both are stiff?
This is a man's battle against his own body
When he is at the club or when he is doing a job
Or just right from the moment he gets up
Iron and brain fight until the heart says stop
So if you have girl problems, then it's you that should feel sorry
If you can't finish, then you should not start
And I feel like humming, that you're dumb-dumb-bee-dumb
Then you completed yet another ironman
And you say it's not you, it's because your mouth is a Bayern fan
Flying high but falling hard, my friend
Oh man, now the brain is probably going to give me a speech again
Iron and heart are fighting until the heart says stop!