Текст и перевод песни Per Vers - Megapenis

Megapenis

MEGAPENIS - orn'li tingest
Som en hingst - den er længst
MEGAPENIS - redder dagen
Spreder glæde - du ka' væde dit lagen
MEGAPENIS!!! - er du til S&M eller L
Eller XL - check selv
MEGAPENIS - klart der skal ørles
Med så'n en størrls' spegepøls' nok til alle fem Spice Girls
Før: flad, hæmmet og sippet, nu: glad og gennemkæppet
Her opererer vi med armslængdeprincippet
Fra spidsen til nossen, nogen kalder den bossen
Nogen kolossen, andre Brunstig Rossen, eller bare
MEGAPENIS - hun bli'r så lækkersøvning
Af så'n en gave-sjover der ikke ikke lige sådan at gave over
Det kræver plads at piss' med så'n en kongeboa
Du ka' finde den ude på handi-toa - hils på:

MEGAPENIS

MEGAPENIS - hvis du er blevet bitterfiss'
Placer den ved klitoris - glædesjuice i litervis
MEGAPENIS!!! - det 'en fabel-kur
Første trin er træning som sabelsluger og snabelsuger
Så får de lagt kabel i alle stuer
Det nye totemdyr, gør det umuligt at være sur
God mod iskias og andre former for skidtmads
Missekatte vælger ikke Whiskas, de vil ha'
MEGAPENIS!!! - For det 'en legitim skilsmissegrund
Hvis den ikke ka' nå den fissebund
Ikke det svar de får i brevkasserne
Men de vender tilbage til det der gi'r dem skrævspasmerne
Bringer bukser i brand - kald den tændsats
Gi'r ornli' åndelig ro - kald den zen-mast
Men de bli'r ikke buddhist, de bli'r nu-dist
Der lever i nuet i balance med deres booties
Stangen i paradiset - helligsprøjten
100 procent økolonorm i bredden og højden
Det 'den helt nye store diller!
- Indenfor dellesmidning, de kalder det for pælesidning - på:

MEGAPENIS

Megapenis

MEGAPENIS - a thing with balls
Like a stallion - it's the longest one
MEGAPENIS - saves the day
Spreads joy - you can wet your bedsheets
MEGAPENIS!!! - are you into S&M or L
Even XL - check it out yourself
MEGAPENIS - it has to be crazy
With a salami like that, enough for all five Spice Girls
Before: flat, inhibited and dull, now: happy and trusty
Here we operate on the arm's length principle
From tip to head, some call it the boss
Some call it the colossus, others the brown horse, or just
MEGAPENIS - she will become so sleepy
From such a gift giver that's not easy to give up
It requires space to pee with such a boa
You can find it in the disabled toilet - say hello to:

MEGAPENIS

MEGAPENIS - if you've become a bitterfish
Place it by the clitoris - gallons of joy juice
MEGAPENIS!!! - it's a fabulous cure
The first step is training as a saber swallower and beak sucker
Then they will lay cables in all living rooms
The new totem animal, makes it impossible to be angry
Good for sciatica and other forms of indigestion
Cats don't choose Whiskas, they want
MEGAPENIS!!! - Because it's a legitimate reason for divorce
If it doesn't reach the bottom of that pussy
Not the answer they get in the agony aunts
But they go back to what gives them crotch spasms
Sets pants on fire - call it an igniter
Gives real spiritual peace - call it a zen mast
But they don't become Buddhists, they become now-dists
Who live in the present in balance with their booties
The pole in paradise - the holy spray
100 percent organic in width and height
It's the brand new big dick!
- In the field of dick making, they call it pile driving - on:

MEGAPENIS