Текст и перевод песни 林奕匡 - 小眾情人

小眾情人

你說喜歡看男生穿粉紅色襯衫
紫色領帶像我臉色憋得很奇怪
我那雙破球鞋被你藏了起來
相信你眼光 無可取代
昨晚你像只白兔減肥只吃青菜
今天怪我沒有預定BUFFET和排餐
原來卡路里能每週平均計算
獨特的研究 為你喝彩
小眾情人 誰叫我 是你專屬情人
句句話都是真理 我俯首稱臣
小眾情人 除了你 眼不見耳不聞
整片森林算什麼 都是木頭人

終於學會翻鍋蛋炒飯和飯炒蛋
放假手牽手逛街看韓劇多浪漫
我的房間你分享了不只一半
順便我的心 全部霸佔
小眾情人 誰叫我 是你專屬情人
句句話都是真理 我俯首稱臣
小眾情人 除了你 眼不見耳不聞
整片森林算什麼 都是木頭人
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
為你 有什麼不能
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
為你 無條件升等
忘記了獨立生活
你準備好的一切全都接受
放棄了尋找藉口 我實話實說
愛怎能虛偽作做
其實我不太記得 你昨天穿什麼
其實我不太懂得 你劉海怎麼了
米白雪白亮白或是深白
我看不出來
因為你適合每一種色彩
小眾情人 誰叫我 是你專屬情人
句句話都是真理 我俯首稱臣
小眾情人 除了你 眼不見耳不聞
整片森林算什麼 都是木頭人
小眾情人 誰叫我 是你專屬情人
句句話都是真理 我俯首稱臣
小眾情人 除了你 眼不見耳不聞
整片森林算什麼 都是木頭人 yeah yeah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
為你 有什麼不能 yeah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
為你 越愛越認真 yeah

A Niche Lover

You said you like seeing men in pink shirts
Purple ties like my face, looking oddly pale
Those old sneakers of mine, you’ve hidden them away
I trust your taste, you're irreplaceable
Last night, like a white rabbit, you ate only greens to lose weight
Today, you blame me for not booking a buffet and ordering food
As it turns out, calories can be calculated weekly
Unique research, I applaud you
A niche lover, what can I say? I’m your exclusive lover
Everything you say is the truth, I submit
A niche lover, besides you, I see and hear nothing
What is a whole forest? No taller than a tree

I've finally learned to flip an egg and cook rice and rice with egg
On weekends, we hold hands, going shopping and watching Korean dramas, how romantic
You’ve taken up more than half my room
Incidentally, my heart, you’ve occupied it all
A niche lover, what can I say? I’m your exclusive lover
Everything you say is the truth, I submit
A niche lover, besides you, I see and hear nothing
What is a whole forest? No taller than a tree
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
For you, nothing is impossible
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
For you, unconditionally upgraded
I’ve forgotten how to live independently
I’ll accept whatever you prepare
I’ve given up on finding excuses, I’ll be honest
How can love be fake and pretentious?
Actually, I can’t quite remember what you wore yesterday
Actually, I don’t quite understand what happened to your bangs
Off-white, snow white, bright white, or deep white
I can’t tell the difference
Because every color suits you
A niche lover, what can I say? I’m your exclusive lover
Everything you say is the truth, I submit
A niche lover, besides you, I see and hear nothing
What is a whole forest? No taller than a tree
A niche lover, what can I say? I’m your exclusive lover
Everything you say is the truth, I submit
A niche lover, besides you, I see and hear nothing
What is a whole forest? No taller than a tree yeah yeah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
For you, nothing is impossible yeah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
For you, my love deepens yeah