Текст и перевод песни Pierre Perret - Adam et eve

Adam et eve

Au d? but de sa carri? re de Pdg le mec des mecs
Dit je vais mouler un gus pour jouer? la belote coinch? e
Mais au bout de quelque temps le jeune Adam qu'? tait beau mec
Lui dit bon Dieu de p? tard et les gonzesses t'y a pas pens?

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Dieu lui dit alors
? a c'est un peu fort
J't'en donne comme ceci
Dit-il montrant avec son doigt
Et t'en veux comme cela
Dit-il en mesurant son bras
Va te foutre au pageot morveux
V'la mon pied au dargeot
Mais Dieu qui? tait pas chien et qui se faisait tartir un brin
Pendant que l'autre ronflait lui pique un os dans les cotelettes
Et moulant la petite Eve lui fit un joli p? troussequin
Mais Adam dit merdouille une seule n? nette c'est pas la f? te

{Refrain:}
Dieu lui dit alors
? a c'est un peu fort
J't'en donne comme ceci
Dit-il montrant avec son doigt
Et t'en veux comme cela
Dit-il en mesurant son bras
L'autre la mine penaud'lui dit
J'attendrai madame Claude
Quand Eve Bigla Adam? poil comme une pi? ce de cinq francs
Elle dit au grand daron vot'superman c'est pas le beau serge
Et s'y a vraiment qu'c? zigue pour ensemencer tout le continent
C'est pas pour vous chabler mais on n'est pas sortis de l'auberge

{Refrain:}
Dieu lui dit alors
? a c'est un peu fort
J't'en donne comme ceci
Dit-il montrant avec son doigt
Et t'en veux comme cela
Dit-il en mesurant son bras
De toute fa? on t'as le temps
La pilule c'est qu'dans deux mille ans
Mais dieu qui? tait bon mec leur fit un p'tit jardin de banlieue
Plein d'arbres? pot au feu de scaroles et de babas au rhum
Quand au pommier dit-il faut l'arpigner qu'avec les yeux
Mais Eve lui dit macache m? zigue je suis dingue des tartes aux pommes

{Refrain:}
Dieu lui dit alors
? a c'est un peu fort
J't'en donne comme ceci
Dit-il montrant avec son doigt
Et t'en veux comme cela
Dit-il en mesurant son bras
Tu es vraiment trop b? te
Ma belle je vais te filer du diab? te
Et cependant que Dieu faisait le m? nage dans sa carr? e
Un vieux serpent leur chanstiqua un p'tit chausson aux pommes
Et dix kilos de compote qui les a m? me pas? c? ur? s
Mais pendant le pousse-caf? on les appela au bigophone

{Refrain:}
Dieu lui dit alors
? a c'est un peu fort
J't'en donne comme ceci
Dit-il montrant avec son doigt
Et t'en veux comme cela
Dit-il en mesurant son bras
Vous l'aurez dans le dos
? a sera m? tro-boulot-dodo
Et c'est depuis ce temps-l? que le grand barbu nous fait la gueule
Adam chez Citro? n se bat pour la cinqui? me semaine
Eve fait des manifs? l'universit? de vincennes
Because le nucl? aire et l'ars? niate dans les golden's

Dieu coquin de sort
Tu pourrais faire un effort

Adam and Eve

At the beginning of his career as CEO, the man's man
Said, "I'm going to mold a guy to play cutthroat belote with me."
But after a while, young Adam, who was quite the hunk,
Said, "God, hold on a sec, haven't you thought about the ladies?"

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God then said to him,
"Now that's a bit much,"
"I'll give you this much,"
He said, pointing with his finger,
"And you want this much?"
He said, measuring his arm,
"Go fish, you snot-nosed brat,"
"Here's my foot in your backside."
But God, who wasn't a bad guy and was getting a bit bored,
While the other one snored, plucked a rib from his chops.
And molding little Eve, made her a pretty little thing,
But Adam said, "Darn it, only one chick, this ain't a party."

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God then said to him,
"Now that's a bit much,"
"I'll give you this much,"
He said, pointing with his finger,
"And you want this much?"
He said, measuring his arm,
The other, looking sheepish, said to him,
"I'll wait for Madame Claude."
When Eve saw Adam, hairy as a five-franc coin,
She said to the big guy, "Your superman ain't much to look at."
And if it's really only this guy to seed the whole continent,
"Not to be rude, but we're not out of the woods yet."

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God then said to him,
"Now that's a bit much,"
"I'll give you this much,"
He said, pointing with his finger,
"And you want this much?"
He said, measuring his arm,
"Anyway, you have time,"
"The pill isn't for another two thousand years."
But God, who was a good guy, made them a little suburban garden,
Full of stew-pot trees, escarole, and rum babas.
"As for the apple tree," he said, "you can only look at it."
But Eve said, "No way, man, I'm crazy about apple pies."

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God then said to him,
"Now that's a bit much,"
"I'll give you this much,"
He said, pointing with his finger,
"And you want this much?"
He said, measuring his arm,
"You are really too stupid,"
"My dear, I'm going to give you diabetes."
And while God was cleaning up his square,
An old serpent snuck them a little apple turnover,
And ten kilos of applesauce, which didn't even bother them.
But during their after-dinner drink, they got a call on the big phone.

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God then said to him,
"Now that's a bit much,"
"I'll give you this much,"
He said, pointing with his finger,
"And you want this much?"
He said, measuring his arm,
"You'll get it in the neck,"
"It'll be subway-work-sleep."
And it's been since then that the big bearded guy has been giving us the stink eye.
Adam at Citroën is fighting for the fifth week.
Eve is protesting at Vincennes University,
Because of nuclear power and arsenate in Golden Delicious apples.

God, you cruel fate,
You could make an effort.