Текст и перевод песни Piter-G - El Presidente

El Presidente

"Damas y caballeros
El presidente esta aquí
Y tiene algo que deciros
Señor Presidente"

Necesito el perdón de mi pueblo
Consecutivo de un voto a favor
¡Lo conseguiré! ¡Me proclamaré!
¡Presidente!

¡Presidente!

I fuck your life
If you elect me your president
Your president

Your president
Esta vez lo cambiare todo a mi manera

I fuck your life
If you elect me your president

Your president
Your president
Seré tu presidente hasta que te mueras

Hola ¿Que tal? Soy el presidente
Y vengo a cambiar este país
Por uno decente
Querido Aznar
Te voy a convertir en soldado
Iras a Irak
Y aprenderás a ser consecuente
Don Juan Carlos
¿Cómo le va?
Su cara aparece en el euro
¿Qué que euro le van a negar?
Soy el presidente
Y con usted estoy muy cabreado
¿Cuanto le han pagado por...
Matar elefantes?
Piter G esta cansado
Cambiará el país
Pondrá una PS3
En cada casa porque si
Y putas gratis
Para que el gordo ese
Deje de ser coleccionista
De condones sin abrir
¡Es demasiado!

Los diputados del congreso están gordos
Y los gordos están amargados
Amargados, ocupados del país
Prefiero a Charlie Scene ciego de vodka y anís

Necesito el perdón de mi pueblo
Consecutivo de un voto a favor
¡Lo conseguiré! ¡Me proclamaré!
¡Presidente!
¡Presidente!

I fuck your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president

Esta vez lo cambiare todo a mi manera

I fuck your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Seré tu presidente hasta que te mueras

Okey, soy el presidente
Y tengo demasiados punto a favor
¡Mi pene mide 20!
El limite de edad para beber: 10 años
Para casarse: ¡Prohibido que hace daño!
Ven aquí y chúpame los huevos
Yo mate a matar a Joseim
¡Por eso lo retransmitieron!
Ese hombre que se cuela desnudo corriendo
En partidos de fútbol soy yo
(Que grosero...)
Así aprenderán a que salimos de un horno.
El ser humano es mitad animal
¡Mitad porno!
Por eso en vez de papeleras
Pondré consoladores
Para el desahogo de aquellas que quieran
Esta vez lo cambiare todo
Que lo sepan
Harto de Kiko Rivera y su aparición
En videoclips de mierda

Haciendo mierda
Y que luego le digan
"Guapo" en televisión
¡Es demasiado!
Por eso cambiare las normas

Pondré a Chuck Norris como diputado
España mola mucho mas ahora ¿verdad?
Es Piter-G el que la ha sabido organizar

Necesito el perdón de mi pueblo

Consecutivo de un voto a favor
¡Lo conseguiré! ¡Me proclamaré!
¡Presidente!
¡Presidente!

I fuck your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Esta vez lo cambiare todo a mi manera

I fuck your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Seré tu presidente hasta que te mueras
(Hablando)
Piter-G
Tu puto presidente
Me vais a comer los huevos
Uno por uno
¡Votadme!
¡Os cambiaré el puto país!

The President

"Ladies and gentlemen,"
The president is here
And he has something to tell you
"Mr. President"

I need my people's forgiveness
Following a vote in my favor
I will achieve it! I will proclaim myself!
President!

President!

I'll screw your life
If you elect me your president
Your president

Your president
This time I'll change everything my way

I'll screw your life
If you elect me your president

Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die

Hello, how are you? I'm the president
And I'm here to change this country
Into a decent one
Dear Aznar,
I'm going to turn you into a soldier
You'll go to Iraq
And you'll learn to be consistent
Don Juan Carlos,
How are you?
Your face appears on the euro
What euro are they going to deny you?
I'm the president
And I'm very pissed off with you
How much have they paid you for...
Killing elephants?
Piter G is tired
He will change the country
He will put a PS3
In every house because he can
And free hookers
So that fat guy
Stops being a collector
Of unopened condoms
It's too much!

The congressmen are fat
And fat people are bitter
Bitter, busy with the country
I prefer Charlie Scene blind from vodka and anisette

I need my people's forgiveness
Following a vote in my favor
I will achieve it! I will proclaim myself!
President!
President!

I'll screw your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president

This time I'll change everything my way

I'll screw your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die

Okay, I'm the president
And I have too many points in my favor
My penis is 20!
The drinking age limit: 10 years old
To get married: Forbidden, it's harmful!
Come here and suck my balls
I killed Joseim
That's why they broadcast it!
That man who sneaks in naked running
In football matches is me
(How rude...)
That's how they'll learn that we came out of an oven.
The human being is half animal
Half porn!
That's why instead of trash cans
I will put dildos
For the relief of those who want it
This time I will change everything
Let them know
Fed up with Kiko Rivera and his appearance
In shitty music videos

Doing shit
And then they tell him
"Handsome" on television
It's too much!
That's why I will change the rules

I will put Chuck Norris as a congressman
Spain is much cooler now, right?
It's Piter-G who knew how to organize it

I need my people's forgiveness

Following a vote in my favor
I will achieve it! I will proclaim myself!
President!
President!

I'll screw your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way

I'll screw your life
If you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die
(Speaking)
Piter-G
Your fucking president
You're going to eat my balls
One by one
Vote for me!
I'll change your fucking country!