Текст и перевод песни Piter G - El Presidente

El Presidente

Damas y caballeros,
El presidente esta aquí y tiene algo que deciros
Señor Presidente
Necesito el perdón de mi pueblo
Consecutivo de un voto a favor
Lo conseguiré, me proclamare
Presidente
Presidente
I fuck your live, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Esta vez lo cambiare todo a mi manera
I fuck your live, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Seré tu presidente hasta que te mueras
Hola ¿que tal? Soy el presidente
Y vengo a cambiar este país por uno decente
Querido Aznar
Te voy a convertir en soldado
Iras a Irak
Y aprenderás a ser consecuente
Don Juan Carlos ¿Como le va?
Su cara aparece en el euro
¿Que que euro le van a negar?
Soy el presidente
Y con usted estoy muy cabreado
¿Cuanto le han pagado por.matar elefantes?
Piter G esta cansado
Cambiara el país
Pondrá un PS3 en casa porque si
Y putas gratis
Para que el gordo deje de ser coleccionista
De condones sin abrir
Es demasiado
Los diputados del congreso están gordos
Y los gordos están amargados
Amargados, ocupados del país
Prefiero a Charlie Sinc ciego de bozka y aniz
Necesito el perdón de mi pueblo
Consecutivo de un a favor
Lo conseguiré, me proclamare
Presidente
Presidente
I fuck your live, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Esta vez lo cambiare todo a mi manera
I fuck your live, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Seré tu presidente hasta que te mueras
Okey, soy el presidente
Y tengo demasiados punto a favor
Mi pene mide 20
El limite de edad para beber, 10 años
Para casarse, prohibido que hace daño
Ven aquí y chúpame los huevos
Yo mate a matar a Joseim
Por eso lo retransmitieron
Ese hombre que se cuela desnudo corriendo
En partidos de fútbol soy yo
(Que grosero)
Así aprenderán a que salimos de un horno
El ser humano es mitad animal
Mitad porno
Por eso en vez de papeleras
Pondré consoladores
Para el desahogo de aquellas que quieran
Esta vez lo cambiare todo
Que lo sepan
Harto de Kiko Rivera y su aparición
En videoclips de mierda
Haciendo mierda y que luego te digan
'Guapo en televisión
Es demasiado
Por eso cambiare las normas
Pondré a Chuck Norris
Como diputado
España mola mucho mas ahora ¿verdad?
Es Piter G
El que la ha sabido organizar
Necesito el perdón de mi pueblo
Consecutivo de un voto a favor
Lo conseguiré, me proclamare
Presidente
Presidente
I fuck your live, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Esta vez lo cambiare todo a mi manera
I fuck your live, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
Seré tu presidente hasta que te mueras

The President

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President is here and he has something to tell you.
Mr. President
I need my people's forgiveness,
Following a vote in my favor.
I will succeed, I will proclaim myself
President
President
I'll screw up your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way
I'll screw up your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die
Hello, how are you? I am the president
And I come to change this country for a decent one
Dear Aznar,
I'm going to turn you into a soldier
You will go to Iraq
And you will learn to be consistent
Don Juan Carlos, how are you?
Your face appears on the euro
What euro are they going to deny you?
I am the president
And I am very angry with you
How much did they pay you to kill elephants?
Piter G is tired
He will change the country
He will put a PS3 at home because he wants to
And free hookers
So the fat guy stops being a collector
Of unopened condoms
It's too much
The congressmen are fat
And fat people are bitter
Bitter, busy with the country
I prefer Charlie Sheen blind from booze and anis
I need my people's forgiveness,
Following a vote in my favor.
I will succeed, I will proclaim myself
President
President
I'll screw up your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way
I'll screw up your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die
Okay, I'm the president
And I have too many points in my favor
My penis is 20 (cm)
The age limit for drinking, 10 years old
To get married, forbidden, it hurts
Come here and suck my balls
I killed Joseim
That's why they broadcast it
That man who sneaks in naked running
In football matches is me
(How rude)
This way they will learn that we came out of an oven
The human being is half animal
Half porn
That's why instead of trash cans
I will put dildos
For the relief of those who want it
This time I will change everything
Let them know
Fed up with Kiko Rivera and his appearance
In shitty music videos
Doing shit and then they tell you
'Handsome on television'
It's too much
That's why I will change the rules
I will put Chuck Norris
As a congressman
Spain is much cooler now, right?
It's Piter G
The one who knew how to organize it
I need my people's forgiveness,
Following a vote in my favor.
I will succeed, I will proclaim myself
President
President
I'll screw up your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
This time I'll change everything my way
I'll screw up your life, if you elect me your president
Your president
Your president
I'll be your president until you die