Текст и перевод песни Plexo - Obyčajný Chlap

Obyčajný Chlap

Obyčajný chlap chce dobrý sex a dobre vyspať sa,
Dobre sa napapať a potom dobre, dobre, dobre.
Proste ísť na záchod, no v prvom rade ísť tam sám,
Listovať v Brejku a tým poštekliť si podvedomie.

Piť pivo z tanku a občas sa prežrať haluškami,
Rýpať sa v aute a byť špinavý až za ušami.
Vo futbale fandiť tímu, ktorý sídli v jeho meste
A nech každý závidí mu, všetko je len o rešpekte.

Pozerá po ženách, jak keby boli všetky jeho,
Ony sú všetky jeho, takto si leští ego.
Má vždy najlepšie auto a má svoje kšefty, lebo,
On má živiť rodinu a žena musí živiť jeho.

Nesnaž sa zmeniť to a narušiť ten reťazec,
Chlap má svoju hrdosť a tá hrdosť, to je velká vec.
Radšej to urob tak, jak to robíte to len vy ženy,
Zostaňte nad vecou a on vás nikdy nevymení.

Každý je nervózny, keď sa pár nocí nevyspal,
Ty hľadáš princa? Prečo tam, kde neni král?
Len hlavne nehroť to, čo máte, zase do extrému,
Neodvrávaj chlapovi a už vôbec ne slovenskému.

Každý je nervózny, keď sa pár nocí nevyspal,
Ty hľadáš princa? Prečo tam, kde neni král?
Len hlavne nehroť to, čo máte, zase do extrému,
Neodvrávaj chlapovi a už vôbec ne slovenskému.

Ok, zmeňme tému, prepni kanál, futbal ide,
Dones mi zopár pív a ty si urob Cuba Libre.
Nechcem sa rozprávať a nechce sa mi vysvetlovať.
Naši rozohrávajú. Prečo? Lebo my sme doma.

Keď sa chceš posťažovať, zavolaj si jednej z tých,
Ktoré ma neznášajú, lebo som vraj dementný.
Dajú ti za pravdu a natlačia ti rozumy
A my budeme v pohode a nedojdeme o zuby.

Takto sa správa chlap a tak sa chová klasik, hej?
Kamoškin chlap je pozorný? Lebo je asi gay.
Chová sa tak preto, lebo nezarába prachy, ver mi,
Toto je normálne a každý máme na výber, ne?

Vy iba neviete čo chcete, chvílu je to maznať,
Stretnete frajera a to je ono, chce to grázla.
Slúbi vám modré z neba, s velkým autom z dovozu,
Bude vás klamať, ale pripraví vás o rozum.

Každý je nervózny, keď sa pár nocí nevyspal,
Ty hľadáš princa? Prečo tam, kde neni král?
Len hlavne nehroť to, čo máte, zase do extrému,
Neodvrávaj chlapovi a už vôbec ne slovenskému.

Každý je nervózny, keď sa pár nocí nevyspal,
Ty hľadáš princa? Prečo tam, kde neni král?
Len hlavne nehroť to, čo máte, zase do extrému,
Neodvrávaj chlapovi a už vôbec ne slovenskému.

A Common Man

An ordinary man wants to have good sex and sleep well,
Eat well and then feel good, good, good.
He simply wants to go to the bathroom, but first all by himself,
And leaf through a magazine and tickle his subconscious.

Drink draft beer and from time to time overeat some dumplings,
Work on his car and be dirty even behind his ears.
Be a fan of the soccer team that's based in his city,
And may everyone envy him, everything is just all about respect.

He stares at women as if they were all his,
They are all his, this is how he polishes his ego.
He always has the best car and has his business, because,
He has to provide for his family and his wife has to support him.

Don't try to change that and break the chain,
A man has his pride and this pride is a huge thing.
Better do it the way that only you, the women, do it,
Stay cool and he will never cheat on you.

Everyone gets nervous when they hadn't slept well for a few nights,
You are looking for a prince? Why would you do that if there is no king?
Just don't exaggerate about what you have to an extreme,
Don't talk back to a man and especially not to a Slovak man.

Everyone gets nervous when they hadn't slept well for a few nights,
You are looking for a prince? Why would you do that if there is no king?
Just don't exaggerate about what you have to an extreme,
Don't talk back to a man and especially not to a Slovak man.

Ok, let's change the topic, switch the channel, the soccer game is on,
Bring me a couple beers and you make yourself a Cuba Libre.
I don't want to talk and I don't want to explain.
Our team is playing. Why? Because we are at home.

If you want to complain, call one of those women,
Who hate me because I'm supposed to be an idiot.
They will agree with you and brainwash you
And we will be ok and our teeth will be intact.

This is how a man behaves and this is how a classic man behaves, right?
Your girlfriend's man is attentive? It's because he's probably gay.
He behaves like that because he doesn't earn any money, believe me,
This is normal and it's up to us to choose, isn't it?

You simply don't know what you want, for a moment you want to cuddle,
You meet a guy and that's it, you want a wild man.
He will promise you the moon, with a big imported car,
He will lie to you and will take away your mind.

Everyone gets nervous when they hadn't slept well for a few nights,
You are looking for a prince? Why would you do that if there is no king?
Just don't exaggerate about what you have to an extreme,
Don't talk back to a man and especially not to a Slovak man.

Everyone gets nervous when they hadn't slept well for a few nights,
You are looking for a prince? Why would you do that if there is no king?
Just don't exaggerate about what you have to an extreme,
Don't talk back to a man and especially not to a Slovak man.