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Chudák alzák

Já nechci z Alzáka
Dělat chudáka
Vždyť nikdo na světě
Jak on nenaštve tě
Na stranu druhou zas
Já mít jeho hlas
Tak asi nelenim
A hned se zastřelim

Vždyť on je chudák celej zelenej
Jako dítě jistě nechtěnej
Kdo z nás vůbec ví jak vlastně vznik
Nejspíš když tužková baterka s žábou měla styk

A holky ve škole ho vždycky jen odmítaly
A když se ptal proč tak si nejdřív uši zacpaly
A pak mu řekly to si ze mě děláš srandu snad
Vždyť ty vypadáš jak kdybys právě z Marsu spad

A dál ho měly za sketu
A radši šly na rande s Honzou z basketu (co bradku měl)

Já nechci z Alzáka
Dělat chudáka
Vždyť nikdo na světě
Jak on nenaštve tě
Na stranu druhou zas
Já mít jeho hlas
Tak asi nelenim
A hned se zastřelim

Sehnat práci pro něj byl horor
Až jednou dorazil na pohovor
Kde když slušně pozdravil tak mu řekli jen
Pane vy máte tak blbej hlas to použijem

A když se ptal zda nechtěj prečíst jeho resumé
Tak mu bez váhání řekli pane radši ne
A snad ať daj poslední ránu jeho životu
Tak ho navlíkli do popelnice ze šrotu

A jeho úkol se dá číst
Jako podněcovat v lidech vztek a nenávist
(No prostě dreamjob)

Já nechci z Alzáka
Dělat chudáka
Vždyť nikdo na světě
Jak on nenaštve tě
Na stranu druhou zas
Já mít jeho hlas
Tak asi nelenim
A hned se zastřelim

Já nechci z Alzáka
Dělat chudáka
Vždyť nikdo na světě
Jak on nenaštve tě
Jenže sám chodí spát
Nikdo ho nemá rád
Tak na to vzpomeň než
Ho příště prokleješ

Poor Alzák

I don't want to make fun of Alzák
He's so pitiful
Nobody in the world
Can piss you off like he can
On the other hand, though
If I had his voice
I wouldn't waste my time
I'd shoot myself immediately

He's such a pitiable sight, all green
Surely an unwanted child
Who among us knows how he came into being?
Perhaps a pencil battery had relations with a frog

And the girls in school always rejected him
And when he asked why, they'd plug their ears first
And then they'd say, "Are you kidding me?"
You look like you just fell from Mars

And they kept on thinking he was a weirdo
And they'd rather go out with Honza from basketball (who had a goatee)

I don't want to make fun of Alzák
He's so pitiful
Nobody in the world
Can piss you off like he can
On the other hand, though
If I had his voice
I wouldn't waste my time
I'd shoot myself immediately

Getting a job for him was a nightmare
Until he finally showed up for an interview
Where when he politely greeted them, they just said
Sir, your voice is so annoying, we're going to use that

And when he asked if they wanted to read his resume
They said without hesitation, "No, sir, thank you
And maybe to really finish off his life
They put him in a dumpster from the scrapyard

And his job can be summed up as
Inciting anger and hatred in people
(A dream job)

I don't want to make fun of Alzák
He's so pitiful
Nobody in the world
Can piss you off like he can
On the other hand, though
If I had his voice
I wouldn't waste my time
I'd shoot myself immediately

I don't want to make fun of Alzák
He's so pitiful
Nobody in the world
Can piss you off like he can
But he goes to bed alone
Nobody loves him
So just think about that before you
Curse him again