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Kdybych dneska nevstal

Co by seasi stalokdybych dneskanevstal?
Copak by sejen mohlo dít?
Řek bych že svět by se jen sotva točit přestal,
Slunce svítit a muzika znít.

Řek bych že vietnamci by u nás ve večerce
Dál prodávali modrý jmelí,
žáci by přísahali paní učitelce,
že o těch drogách v šatně nevěděli.

Lidi by psali dál stupidní komentáře
Do diskusí na internetu.
Paradox je, že hlavně ti co v potu tváře
Sotva zploděj kloudnou větu.

Co by se asi stalo kdybych dneska nevstal?
Copak by se jen mohlo dít?
Řek bych že svět by se jen sotva točit přestal,
Slunce svítit a muzika znít.

A reklamy by nám dál slibovali,
že nekoupit tu pánev je hřích.
Řidiči MHD by pořád přivírali
Babičky ve dveřích.

Tlouštík vztekal by se, že má špatný geny,
Proč jeho váha nejde dolů,
Vždyť dá vždycky k trojtýmu meny,
Jenom dietní Colu.

Co by se asi stalo kdybych dneska nevstal?
Copak by se jen mohlo dít?
Řek bych že svět by se jen sotva točit přestal,
Slunce svítit a muzika znít.

Modelka, co si vzala prachatýho strejce,
By dál chtěla všechny přesvědčovat,
že jí nejde o peníze, že se prej se
Do jeho očí měla zamilovat.

Kluci s kšiltem by dál disovali hejtrs,
Točili klipy jak přes kopíráky.
Je fakt, že shlídnutí maj vždycky pořádnej trs,
Možná bych to moh zkusit taky zkusim taky.

Co by se asi stalo kdybych dneska nevstal?
Copak by se jen mohlo dít?
Řek bych že svět by se jen sotva točit přestal,
Slunce svítit a muzika znít.

Další celebrity by si přihustily
ňadra monstrózními silikony.
Kluci by pak o nich v noci tajně snili
A holky toužili bejt jako ony.

Chudý lidi by dál hráli automaty,
Ať prohrajou to málo co maj.
A poslanci, ti by si dál zvyšovali platy,
Ať ve sněmovně líp usínaj.

Co by se asi stalo kdybych dneska nevstal?
Řek bych, že svět by zvlád.
Teď navíc můj budík konečně zvonit přestal,
Tak můžu zas klidně spát.

If I Didn't Wake Up Today

What would happen if I didn't wake up today?
What is it that could occur?
I would say that the world would barely stop spinning,
The sun would continue to shine and music would continue to play.

I would say that the Vietnamese people in our corner store
Would continue to sell blue mistletoe,
Students would swear to their teacher,
That they didn't know about the drugs in their locker.

People would continue to write stupid comments
In discussions on the internet.
The paradox is that, mainly, those who work hard
Can barely produce a coherent sentence.

What would happen if I didn't wake up today?
What is it that could occur?
I would say that the world would barely stop spinning,
The sun would continue to shine and music would continue to play.

And advertisements would continue to promise us,
That it's a sin to not buy that frying pan.
Public transport drivers would continue to close the doors
On grandmas.

A fat guy would get angry because he has bad genes,
Why can't he lose weight,
He always orders a triple menu
With only diet Coke.

What would happen if I didn't wake up today?
What is it that could occur?
I would say that the world would barely stop spinning,
The sun would continue to shine and music would continue to play.

A model, who married a rich old man,
Would continue to convince everyone
That she doesn't care about money, that she fell in love with
His eyes.

Boys with baseball caps would continue to diss haters
Filming music videos like copycats.
It's true that they always get a lot of views,
Maybe I should try it too.

What would happen if I didn't wake up today?
What is it that could occur?
I would say that the world would barely stop spinning,
The sun would continue to shine and music would continue to play.

Other celebrities would continue to get breast augmentations,
Monstrous silicone breasts.
Guys would then secretly dream about them at night
And girls would want to be just like them.

Poor people would continue to play slot machines,
Hoping to win back what little they have.
And politicians, they would continue to increase their salaries,
So they could sleep better in the House of Representatives.

What would happen if I didn't wake up today?
I would say, the world would manage.
Now my alarm has finally stopped ringing,
So I can go back to sleep peacefully.