Текст и перевод песни POLYSICS - ヒゲとボイン

ヒゲとボイン

僕のデスクのとなりの痩せてるくせにボインは
花見の時にキスして それから何もない
そんな彼女の口ぐせは「あなたはいつも仕事でしょ」

社長は若いくせしてヒゲなんかはやしちゃって
「君を見てると昔の僕を見るようだ
女にうつつを抜かすと 私のようになれないよ」
考えてるさ とぼけてはいるけれど

ああ男にはつらくて長い二つの道が
ああ永遠の深いテーマさ ヒゲとボインが 手招きする

社長は社長のくせに仕事もしないで遊ぶ
いやな予感は適中 狙いは彼女
僕も連れてけといったら「あなたはどうせ仕事でしょ」

アメリカ帰りで独身 なんだそのえらそなヒゲ
僕の見てる目の前でボインに手を出した
何かがおかしい何かが あなたのようになりたいが
会社とはなんだ人生とは何だ

ああ僕は今世界一の悩める人さ
ああ男にはつらくて長い二つの道が
ああ永遠に僕を迷わすヒゲとボインが 夜空に浮かぶ

Mustache and Bosom

My desk neighbor, thin but buxom
Kissed me at the cherry blossom viewing and hasn't spoken to me since
Her catchphrase is, "You're always working"

The president is young and has a mustache
He says, "You remind me of myself when I was young
If you get distracted by women, you'll end up like me"
I act clueless, but I'm thinking hard

Oh, man, the arduous and interminable dichotomy
Oh, the eternal dilemma, the mustache and bosom beckoning me

The president, though a president, shirks his duties and plays
My sinister suspicion is confirmed, he's after her
I asked him to take me with him, and he said, "You're always working"

Returned from America, single, what's your deal with that patronizing mustache?
Right before my eyes, he put his hands on her bosom
Something's wrong, something's not right, I want to be like you
What is a company? What is life?

Oh, I'm the world's most vexed man now
Oh, man, the arduous and interminable dichotomy
Oh, the mustache and bosom that eternally confound me, shimmering in the night sky