Текст и перевод песни Porretas - Si los Curas Comieran Chinas del Rio

Si los Curas Comieran Chinas del Rio

Ay! Ay Señor
Hoy te voy a confesar
Que me tire
A la madre Ines.
Hay padre Juan
Ya se que esto esta mal
Tres padres nuestros
Y al cepillo ya.
SI LOS CURAS COMIERAN
(Chinas de rio)
NO ESTARIAN TAN GORDOS
(Lo se ha jodio).
SI LOS CURAS COMIERAN
(Chinas de rio)
NO ESTARIAN TAN GORDOS
(Lo se ha jodio).
Siervo de dios
Vaya morro tiene usted
Rateas el vino
Para ponerte bien
Y en el altar,
Te pega el subidon
Te lias a hostias,
Por no cagarte en dios.
SI LOS CURAS COMIERAN
(Chinas de rio)
NO ESTARIAN TAN GORDOS
(Lo se ha jodio).
SI LOS CURAS COMIERAN
(Chinas de rio)
NO ESTARIAN TAN GORDOS
(Lo se ha jodio).
NO A LOS CURAS!
NO, NO, NO
NO A LAS MONJAS!
NO, NO, NO
NO A LA RELIGION!
NI A LA MADRE QUE LOS PARIO

If Priests Ate Mussels From The River

Oh! Oh Lord
Today I'm going to confess
That I screwed
Mother Inés
Oh Father John
I know this is wrong
Three Our Fathers
And now to the collection
IF PRIESTS ATE
(Mussels from the river)
THEY WOULDN'T BE SO FAT
(It's all gone to hell).
IF PRIESTS ATE
(Mussels from the river)
THEY WOULDN'T BE SO FAT
(It's all gone to hell).
Servant of God
You've got a lot of cheek
You steal the wine
To get yourself drunk
And at the altar
You get a buzz
You start fighting
Because you can't shit on God
IF PRIESTS ATE
(Mussels from the river)
THEY WOULDN'T BE SO FAT
(It's all gone to hell).
IF PRIESTS ATE
(Mussels from the river)
THEY WOULDN'T BE SO FAT
(It's all gone to hell).
NO TO PRIESTS!
NO, NO, NO
NO TO NUNS!
NO, NO, NO
NO TO RELIGION!
AND NO TO THE MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO THEM