Текст и перевод песни Pragoholik - Jedou Sem Benga

Jedou Sem Benga

Yeah, yeah, PENÜS
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Jedou sem benga

Jsem na privátě, jedou sem benga
Všichni maj pills, já trochu skéra
Takže jsem v klidu a ubalim blunta
Nefetuju, jede mi karta

A tim nemyslim, že to rýsuju
Tim myslim svojí debetku
Nečuchám nic, zahoď igelitku
Chci jenom chlast a ňákou kytku
Mám vedle sebe vožralou černošku
Cejtim se jak v Holandsku
Kalim gin a k tomu Fantu
Ale jsem klidně pro jinou variantu

Aaaaa
Kurva, všichni ven (pomoc)
Jedou sem benga (aaa)
Mám hroty se sousedem (pomoc)
Co? Já nikam nejdu (fakt ne)
Mám tady kurva rozdělanou holku (yess)
A dneska bez ní nevodejdu (vůbec)
Klidně si na mě zavolej strejdu (zkus to)
A fakt nechápu, proč tolik hrotů
Prostě se složíme na pokutu
A voni vodjedou, bude to v chillu
Tak drž hubu a zůstaň v klidu

Ale ty to nechápeš, mně neni 18
A mý ségře neni ani 15
A půlka lidí tady je nezletilá
No a co? Skoro jsi nechlastala
Ale jo, měla jsem všechno
Ruma i vodku a k tomu emko
A k tomu dvě koule a ňáký piko
A celej privát je na moje triko

Co? To ses snad posrala
Jak můžeš bejt tak blbá kráva?
Vydědil bych tě, bejt tvůj táta
Jdi mi z vočí, chci si dát v klidu blunta
Proč na mě řveš? Jsi u mě doma
Protože seš úplně blbá
Já za to nemůžu, byla to chyba
To teda byla, jsi tupá dylina, fuj

Jedou sem benga
Jedou sem, jedou sem benga
Je to privát neznámý holky
Která má schýzu a je z toho v píči

Jsem na privátě, jedou sem benga
Všichni maj pills, já trochu skéra
Takže jsem v klidu a ubalim blunta
Nefetuju jede mi karta
Jsem na privátě, jedou sem benga
Všichni maj pills, já trochu skéra
Takže jsem v klidu a ubalim blunta
Nefetuju jede mi karta

Pššš
Policie! Otevřete dveře
D-D-D-Dobrý den
Dobrý večer, mohli byste to prosim trochu ztišit?
Někdo z vašich sousedů si stěžoval
To nevím proč

No, prej váš byt neni byt, ale squat
A sousedům dole prosakuje strop
Na chodbě je kouř, neni vidět na krok
A sklem je posetý celý patro
Opak Dissu byl slyšet i vo blok dál
Dobrý večer, to jsem pouštěl já
Hej, to je PENÜS, toho já znám
Moje dcera ho ráda poslouchá
Oukej, vodjedem pryč
Najednou přiběhne snitch
Uh, strážníku, oni maj fet
Hmm, tak to se podívám hned

Co? Co tohle je?
To jste snad koupili vod mafie
Támhleta už neví, která bije
Musela vyšňupat půlku skříně
To není moje, já nesnášim fet
Lízni si, tady máš test
Hlavně, ať se to nedozvěděj doma
To bys nás musela vykouřit voba
Ah, to nevim, jestli chci dělat
Klekni si a začni zvedat
Ach jo, proč já se sjela?
Vyhul mi ptakoještěra

Vidíte děti, fet je zlo
Domyslete si, jak to dopadlo
Tenhle příběh je pro dnešek všechno
Možná jste zažili něco podobnýho

Jsem na privátě, jedou sem benga
Všichni maj pills, já trochu skéra
Takže jsem v klidu a ubalim blunta
Nefetuju, jede mi karta
Jsem na privátě, jedou sem benga
Všichni maj pills, já trochu skéra
Takže jsem v klidu a ubalim blunta
Nefetuju, jede mi karta

Cops Are Coming

Yeah, yeah, PENÜS
T-Hal
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The cops are coming

I'm at a house party, the cops are coming
Everyone's got pills, I've got some weed
So I'm chillin' and rollin' a blunt
I don't do pills, my card is workin'

And I don't mean I'm drawin' it
I mean my debit card
I don't sniff anything, throw away the baggie
I just want booze and some weed
I got a drunk black chick next to me
I feel like I'm in Amsterdam
Drinkin' gin and Fanta
But I'm open to other options

Aaaaa
Fuck, everybody out (help)
The cops are coming (aaa)
I'm having problems with the neighbor (help)
What? I'm not going anywhere (no way)
I've got a chick half naked here (yes)
And I'm not leaving without her today (not at all)
Go ahead and call the cops on me (try it)
And I don't get why they're so mad
We'll just split the fine
And they'll leave, it'll be chill
So shut up and stay calm

But you don't understand, I'm not 18
And my sister isn't even 15
And half the people here are underage
So what? You almost didn't drink
But yeah, I had everything
Rum and vodka and some MDMA
And two balls and some coke
And the whole house party is on me

What? Are you shitting me?
How can you be so stupid?
I'd disinherit you if I were your father
Get out of my sight, I wanna smoke my blunt in peace
Why are you yelling at me? You're in my house
Because you're completely stupid
It's not my fault, it was a mistake
It was, you're a dumb bitch, ugh

The cops are coming
They're coming, the cops are coming
It's a house party, unknown chicks
One of them is freaking out and is fucked up because of it

I'm at a house party, the cops are coming
Everyone's got pills, I've got some weed
So I'm chillin' and rollin' a blunt
I don't do pills, my card is workin'
I'm at a house party, the cops are coming
Everyone's got pills, I've got some weed
So I'm chillin' and rollin' a blunt
I don't do pills, my card is workin'

Pššš
Police! Open the door!
G-G-G-Good evening
Good evening, could you please keep it down?
Someone from your neighbors complained
I don't know why

Well, they say your apartment is not an apartment, but a squat
And the neighbors downstairs have a leaking ceiling
There's smoke in the hallway, you can't see a thing
And the whole floor is covered in glass
Dissu's concert was heard even a block away
Good evening, that was me playing it
Hey, that's PENÜS, I know him
My daughter likes to listen to him
Okay, we'll leave
Suddenly a snitch comes running
Uh, officer, they have drugs
Hmm, I'll check it out right away

What? What's this?
You bought this from the mafia or what?
This one doesn't even know what's going on anymore
She must've emptied half the closet
It's not mine, I hate drugs
Lick it, here's a test
Most importantly, don't let them find out at home
You'd have to give both of us a blowjob
Ah, I don't know if I wanna do that
Get on your knees and start lifting
Oh man, why did I get high?
Smoke me a pterodactyl

You see kids, drugs are bad
Guess what happened
That's all for today's story
Maybe you've experienced something similar

I'm at a house party, the cops are coming
Everyone's got pills, I've got some weed
So I'm chillin' and rollin' a blunt
I don't do pills, my card is workin'
I'm at a house party, the cops are coming
Everyone's got pills, I've got some weed
So I'm chillin' and rollin' a blunt
I don't do pills, my card is workin'