Hobby Cedera - Project Pop перевод на английский

Hobby Cedera

Tenis meja
Tenis meja
Tadinya kupunya hobi main tenis meja
Sampai pada suatu waktu aku cedera

Lawanku jago luar biasa
Aku tes bola tinggi, langsung saja dia smash
Bolanya masuk ke mulut
Nyangkut di jakunku

Bulu tangkis (bulu, bulu, bulu tangkis)
Bulu tangkis (tangkis, tangkis, tangkis bulu)
Lalu aku pindah cabang, main bulu tangkis (oh ya, masa?)
Sampai pada suatu waktu aku cedera (oh ya, masa?)

Lawanku ceroboh luar biasa (uh-la-la-la)
Aku tes bola tinggi, langsung saja dia smash (uh-la-la-la)
Raketnya lepas (uh-uh-uh)
Melayang ke jidatku (aduh, benjol!)

Saudara-Saudara, nampak sebuah smash telah dilakukan
Oleh salah seorang pemain
Sekarang kita dengarkan pendapat dari komentator kita
Bagaimana, Mbak Rin?

Seandainya dia tidak mengembalikan bola tanggung
Tentunya lawan tidak akan menyemash keras
Sekaligus dengan raketnya

Baiklah, Saudara-Saudara, kita kembali ke lapangan
Dan apa yang terjadi? Ternyata salah seorang pemain yang benjol tadi
Malah mengambil papan catur, Saudara-Saudara
Dan menantang lawannya bermain catur!

Kupikir bermain catur yang paling aman
(Cup-cup-cup-cup-cup, cu-ru-rup)
Sampai pada suatu waktu aku cedera
Aduh, terus-terusan nih (cup-cup-cup-cup-cup, cu-ru-rup)

Lawanku jago luar biasa (uh-la-la-la)
Akhirnya aku dapat kesempatan (uh-la-la-la)
Aku skak! (Uh-uh-uh)
Karena napsu, terkilirlah jariku

Jadi penonton (wa-wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa-wa)
Jadi penonton (wa-wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa-wa)
Akhirnya aku memilih jadi penonton (cup-cup-cup, cup-cup-cup)
Ku pergi nonton pertandingan sepak bola (cup-cup-cup, cup-cup-cup)

Ku duduk di kursi paling belakang (uh-la-la-la)
Kulihat bertengkar antara suporter (uh-la-la-la)
Ku lari, polisi curiga, ku diciduknya, aduh ampun, Pak (heh, eh!)

Ampun Pak, ampun Pak, bukan saya, Pak
Bukan saya, Pak, nggak salah, nggak salah
Kalian bukannya mendukung pertandingan, malah mengacaukan
Kalian ini mau jadi apa sih, sebenarnya?

Hei, kamu, mau jadi apa?
Jadi pilot! Enak, bisa terbang
Kamu?
Jadi dokter anak

Nah, kamu ini mau jadi apa?
Astronot Indonesia
Ini nih, satu lagi nih, mau jadi apa kamu?
Aku ingin seperti Ibu

Jadi apa?
Wanita karir
Loh, loh, loh, kamu kan laki-laki?
Nggak bisa laki-laki menjadi wanita karir, ini tidak mungkin

Nggak pa-pa dong (bisa aja, bisa aja)
(Kalau dia emang cita-citanya jadi wanita karir, terus gimana?)
Begini, dulu saya juga ingin jadi wanita karir
Tapi kar'na saya laki-laki, tidak mungkin

(Nggak mungkin?) tapi kan ini kalau menurut Mbak Rin
Seandainya dia mau jadi seorang wanita karir (loh, tidak mungkin)
Itu sah-sah saja (tidak mungkin)
Tidak bisa, tidak bisa, tidak bisa laki-laki menjadi wanita karir

Nggak bisa, tidak mungkin, tidak mungkin
(Aaah!) Tidak mungkin
Kamu bisa! (Ora iso)
Kata saya tidak mungkin! (Ora iso)

Hobby Cedera

Table tennis
Table tennis
I used to have a hobby of playing table tennis
Until one time I got injured

My opponent was incredibly skilled
I tested a high ball, and he smashed it right away
The ball went into my mouth
Stuck in my collar

Badminton (feather, feather, badminton)
Badminton (shuttlecock, shuttlecock, badminton)
Then I switched to badminton (oh really?)
Until one time I got injured (oh really?)

My opponent was clumsy beyond belief (uh-la-la-la)
I tested a high ball, and he smashed it right away (uh-la-la-la)
His racket flew off (uh-uh-uh)
Flying into my forehead (ouch, a bump!)

Ladies and gentlemen, a smash has been made
By one of the players
Now let's hear the opinion of our commentator
What do you think, Mbak Rin?

If he hadn't returned the easy ball
His opponent wouldn't have smashed so hard
Along with his racket

Alright, ladies and gentlemen, back to the court
And what happened? It turns out the player who got bumped
Actually took out a chessboard, ladies and gentlemen
And challenged his opponent to a game of chess!

I thought playing chess was the safest
(Cup-cup-cup-cup-cup, cu-ru-rup)
Until one time I got injured
Ugh, this keeps happening (cup-cup-cup-cup-cup, cu-ru-rup)

My opponent was incredibly skilled (uh-la-la-la)
Finally, I got a chance (uh-la-la-la)
I check! (Uh-uh-uh)
Because of excitement, I sprained my finger

So I became a spectator (wa-wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa-wa)
So I became a spectator (wa-wa-wa, wa-wa, wa-wa-wa)
Finally, I chose to be a spectator (cup-cup-cup, cup-cup-cup)
I went to watch a soccer match (cup-cup-cup, cup-cup-cup)

I sat in the back row (uh-la-la-la)
I saw a fight between supporters (uh-la-la-la)
I ran, the police suspected me, and they arrested me, oh please, officer (hey, hey!)

Please, officer, it wasn't me, officer
It wasn't me, officer, it's a mistake, a mistake
You guys aren't supporting the match, you're causing trouble
What do you guys even want to be, actually?

Hey, you, what do you want to be?
A pilot! It's fun, I can fly
You?
A pediatrician

Now, what do *you* want to be?
An Indonesian astronaut
Here's another one, what do you want to be?
I want to be like my mother

What do you want to be?
A career woman
Oh, oh, oh, you're a man?
A man can't be a career woman, that's impossible

It's okay, though (it's possible, it's possible)
(If that's really her dream to be a career woman, then what?)
Look, I used to want to be a career woman too
But since I'm a man, it's impossible

(Impossible?) but this is according to Mbak Rin
If he wants to be a career woman (oh, impossible)
That's perfectly acceptable (impossible)
No, no, no, a man can't be a career woman

No, impossible, impossible
(Aah!) Impossible
You can! (It's not possible)
I say it's impossible! (It's not possible)