Текст и перевод песни Project Pop - Hobby Cedera

Hobby Cedera

Tee.nis meja.Teee.nis meja...
Tadinya ku punya hobi main tenis meja
Sampai pada suatu waktu aku cedera
Lawanku jago luar biasa, aku tes bola tinggi langsung saja dia smesh
Bolanya masuk ke mulutnya putri cakum. uh.uh.uh...
Buu.lu tangkis (bulu bulu bublu tangkis)
Buu... lu tangkis (tangkis tangkis tangkis bulu)
Lalu aku pindah cabang main bulu tangkis (o'ya, masa?)
Sampai pada suatu waktu aku cedera
Lawanku ceroboh luar biasa,
Aku tes bola tinggi langsung saja dia smash
Raketnya lepas melayang ke jidatku (aduh benjol!!)
Kupikir bermain catur yang paling aman
Sampai pada suatu waktu aku cedera
Lawanku jago luar biasa, akhirnya aku dapat kesempatan menye-skak!!
Karena nafsu terkilirlah jariku...
Jadi penonton (wak wak wak wak wak wak
Wak)Jadi penonton (wak wak wak wak wak wak wak)
Akhirnya aku memilih jadi penonton (cup cup cup
Cup cup cup cup)Ku pergi nonton pertandingan sepakbola
Ku duduk di kursi paling belakang,
Ku lihat bertengkar antara
SuporterKu lari, polisi curiga ku diciduknya...

Hobby Injury

Ta.ble ten.nis. Ta.ble ten.nis...
I used to have a hobby playing table tennis
Until one time I got injured
My opponent was incredibly skilled, I test a high ball and he immediately smashes it
The ball goes into the mouth of the cakum's daughter. uh.uh.uh...
Ba.dmin.ton (feathers feathers ba.dmin.ton)
Ba.d... min.ton (defend defend defend ba.dmin.ton)
Then I switched to badminton (oh yeah, really?)
Until one time I got injured
My opponent was incredibly careless,
I test a high ball and he immediately smashes it
His racket flies off and hits my forehead (ouch, a bump!!)
I thought playing chess would be the safest
Until one time I got injured
My opponent was incredibly skilled, finally I get the chance to checkmate!!
Because of eagerness, my fingers get sprained...
So I become a spectator (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
ha)So I become a spectator (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha)
Finally I choose to become a spectator (yay yay yay yay yay yay
yay)I go watch a soccer match
I sit in the back most seat,
I see fights between
The supportersI run, the police suspect me and arrest me...