Текст и перевод песни Project Pop - Lumpia VS Bakpia

Lumpia VS Bakpia

Lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Bakpia patok, bakpia patok toroktoktok
Apaan sih?! lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Bakpia patok, bakpia patok toroktoktok
Apa sih tukang bakpia, ah

Lumpia, lumpia, lumpia basah
Makanan lezat murah meriah
Dijual di pasar dan di sekolah
Sampai rumah ke rumah (diantar)

Bakpia, bakpia, bakpia patok
Kue jogja kecil dan mencolok
Sakit encok, sakit gondok, atau gigi bengkok
Dijamin sembuh besok (but not promise loh ya)

Coba beli lumpia
Beli saja bakpia
Lumpia ini enak
Bakpia lebih enak

Kalo beli lumpia
Atau beli bakpia
Pasti dapat hadiah

Kalo beli bakpia dapat tv berwarna
Beli lumpia ini mendapat mesin cuci
Bakpia bikin puas
Lumpia punya kelas
Yang penting laku keras

Lumpia basah, lumpia basah lumpia basah
Tolong diam ya tukang lumpia
Kamu tahu ga anak - anak komplek disini semua langgananku
Eh... anak komplek disini yang pake blue jeans item adalah langganan saya
Blue jeans kok item, dimana - mana blue jeans itu warnanya merah, kuning, sama hijau
Oh yaa?

Bakpia, bakpia, bakpia patok
Makan satu badan menjadi montok
Kacang ijo, telor ceplok disemen dalam tembok (plok)
Jadi bakpia patok
Heuhh ngagetin ah

Lumpia, lumpia, yang tetap basah
Istimewa isi daging rusa
Gurihnya, nikmatnya, mmh berjuta rasa
Aduh lumpia basah

Coba beli lumpia
Beli saja bakpia
Lumpia ini enak
Bakpia lebih enak

Kalo beli lumpia
Atau beli bakpia
Pasti dapat hadiah

Beli lumpia ini dapat tiket ke bali
Ah masa sih kalo beli bakpia heuuh bisa ke singapura
Lumpia punya kelas
Bakpia bikin puas
Yang penting laku keras

Bakpia patok, bakpia patok toroktoktok
Lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Jangan dengarkan tukang lumpia basah ini, nanti becek, nanti becek

Eh, ini sebenernya kita mau berdagang atau berkelahi
Kalo aku berdagang
Bener?
Bener!
Yaudah kalo gitu bagaimana kalo kita begabung saja deh
Bergabung?
Heueuh
Hmmh!! setuju!!

Setuju! kira - kira namanya apa ya?
Namanya kira - kira, gimana kalau GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA
GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA artinya apatuh?
Artinya, gabungan lumpia bakpia ciptaan tukang lumpia sama tukang bakpia iya toh?

Terus cara menjajakannya gimana?
Begini GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA
Wahh bener (iya toh!) pinter banget Ba Ba... kamu heuuhh
Lum lum wuilehh
Ahahha

Bakpao bakpao. barade bakpao yeuh
Hah
Kang, mas punten boleh ikut bergabung jualan disini?
Wah ndak bisa (gak boleh) ini sudah menjadi gabungan tukang lumpia dan tukang bakpia (tak mungkin)
Nah, kalo gitu gimana kalo saya ikut gabung dalam ini, dagang disini. iya.
Wah susah masa jadi namanya jadi GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA (males) bablas weisss (gak banget.)

Lumpia VS Bakpia

Lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Bakpia patok, bakpia patok toroktoktok
What the hell?! lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Bakpia patok, bakpia patok toroktoktok
What's the matter with you, bakpia seller, huh?

Lumpia, lumpia, lumpia basah
Tasty and cheap food
Sold in markets and schools
Delivered to homes

Bakpia, bakpia, bakpia patok
A small and colorful pastry from Jogja
Cures arthritis, mumps, or toothache
Guaranteed to work tomorrow (but no promises)

Try buying lumpia
Or buy bakpia
Lumpia is delicious
Bakpia is more delicious

If you buy lumpia
Or bakpia
You'll get a prize

If you buy bakpia, you'll get a color TV
If you buy this lumpia, you'll get a washing machine
Bakpia satisfies
Lumpia is classy
The important thing is that it sells well

Lumpia basah, lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Would you please be quiet, lumpia seller?
Do you know that all the kids in this neighborhood are my customers?
Uh, the kids in this neighborhood who wear black blue jeans are my customers
Blue jeans are black? Everywhere else, blue jeans are red, yellow, and green
Oh, really?

Bakpia, bakpia, bakpia patok
Eat one and your body will be plump
Green beans, fried egg, and cement in the wall (splat)
That's bakpia patok
Whoa, you scared me

Lumpia, lumpia, still wet
Special, filled with venison
Savory, delicious, a million flavors
Oh, wet lumpia

Try buying lumpia
Or buy bakpia
Lumpia is delicious
Bakpia is more delicious

If you buy lumpia
Or bakpia
You'll get a prize

If you buy this lumpia, you'll get a ticket to Bali
Oh, really? If you buy bakpia, you'll get to Singapore?
Lumpia is classy
Bakpia satisfies
The important thing is that it sells well

Bakpia patok, bakpia patok toroktoktok
Lumpia basah, lumpia basah
Don't listen to this wet lumpia seller, it'll get you wet

Hey, are we here to sell or to fight?
If I'm here to sell
Really?
Really!
Well, then, what if we just join forces?
Join forces?
Whoa
Hmm! I agree!!

Agreed! But what should we call it?
What about GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA?
What does GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA mean?
It's a combination of lumpia, bakpia, and the lumpia seller and the bakpia seller, right?

And how would we sell it?
Like this: GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA
Wow, that's right (right?!) You're so smart, my dear
You're welcome
Hahaha

Bakpao, bakpao. My fellow bakpao
Huh?
Excuse me, sir. May I join you in selling here?
No, you can't. This is a joint venture between the lumpia seller and the bakpia seller, so no.
If that's the case, how about I join this joint venture and sell here? Yes.
That would be difficult. We'd have to change the name to GALUMBACIPTULUMDANTUBA (boring) and that's a mouthful (no way).