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Jikkyochuukei

いよいよ始まりました 引っ張りました
お待たせ致しました
騙し騙しで 改めまして
自己紹介からはじめさせていただきます
まず解説です お迎えするのはそう神様です
御歳、今年2011歳
一切合切のこの世界を作りあげた大先輩
してやったり顔の万々歳
御苦労様です 御馳走様です
実況は私仏様です
今日お送りする人生ゲームは
アジアの島国、日本です
いつものようにノリノリで
お届けしたいと思っております
まずはじっくり見ていきましょうか
彼らの生き様がどんなもんか
言ったそばから
どうもおかしなことが起こってるようだな どうやら
おーっと彼は今まさに 首吊ろうと下げた紐を手に
震える手には何やら迷いが
伺えどももう後にゃ引けぬか
そこ3カメさん 彼の中に、
顔に 寄ってってよもっといって
心拍数で 声もかき消されそうですが
耳すましてみようね
「もう無理、不可、否
こんな場所に一秒だっていられるわけない
今必要なのは酸素じゃない
ここにないこの世のどこにもない
死んだら負け 知るか黙れ
今更勝つ気などあるかよボケ
死ぬ勇気があるんなら どーとかこーとか
もう怖いもんなどないんだって
だからなんだってできる
なんだってそんな 嘘ばっか言えんだ?
からかってんならば わかったからさ
人は ズブズブに ジブンに夢中
嫌んなってばかり 頑張って悟り
踏ん張ってみたとこで また一人で
祈ってみたり も思ってるより…」
ここで 音声が途切れました
我々は彼らの遥か上空の
彼方天空のさらに時空の先の
銀河のネット裏に 実況席設けてますゆえに
今日も高みの見物と さぁさ皆で参りましょ
こんな星に産み堕とされなかったことを
皆で喜びましょ
あらあら ほんとヤダヤダ てんで馬鹿馬鹿
もう駄目だこりゃ
ついに来たのねここまで彼らは 100万年の月日
消えることのない汚物 大量の使用済み廃棄物
つまりは大量破壊兵器物
を核も卑しくも 生み続けしたり顔満足げ
奇形、奇病 自らの子と言えども 忌み嫌うほどの
我が子の壊れよう ガラクタのよう
さぁどこから切り落としてあげよう
もう神様ここいらで ひと言まとめて頂いて
「死なない程度に賢くて
生き延びれぬ程度にバカな」僕ら
なんだってことなら わかってるんだ
でもなんてこった 嘘ばっかなんだ
からかってんならば わかったからさ
人は ズブズブに 自分に夢中
嫌んなってばかり 頑張って悟り
踏ん張ってみても いつだってひとりで
祈ってみたり も思ってるより
人は ブクブクに 「ボク」に夢中
過去2000年ちょいに亘って
お送りしてきた人生ゲームですが
全く進歩が見てとれません
もう空いた口が塞がりません
今回も失敗作 ってことで一段落
だって仕方がない 致し方がない
直し方がない 話したくもない
ほらまた一人 膝をつき 我らに向かって必死の祈り
「神様、神様、仏様
どうかこの願いお叶えください」
神「どうしよう」
仏「ちょっと待ってよ」
神「叶えちゃおう」
仏「だから待てって」
神「なんだよ 口を挟むなよ 関係ねーだろ」
仏「関係あんだよ」
神「なんだと?
神様どうかお願いって言ってんだろが」
仏「仏様とも言ってんだろが」
神「一回だろ 俺は二回だぞ」
仏「回数じゃねぇーよ」
神「なんだよ タイプか? あの子が」
仏「うるせー やんのか」
神「やったるよ 我が信者達よ出合えー出合えー
我が力ここに見せつけたまえ」
仏「菩薩の怒りを くらえーくらえー」
間違ってるんだって わかってるんだ
でもなんてこった 嘘ばっかなんだ
からかってんならば わかったからさ
人は ズブズブに 自分に夢中
嫌んなってばかり 頑張って悟り
踏ん張ってみたとこで また一人で
祈ってみたり も思ってるより
人は ブクブクに 「ボク」に夢中

Live Broadcast

It's finally begun, after such a long wait,
We apologize for keeping you.
With a bit of trickery, let us begin again,
Allow me to introduce myself first.
Let's start with an explanation. We welcome, yes, God himself.
He's turning 2011 this year,
The senior who created this whole world, every bit of it,
With a smug look on his face, celebrating his success.
Thank you for your hard work, thank you for the feast.
And I, Buddha, will be your commentator.
Today's game of life we present to you
Is from the island nation of Asia, Japan.
As always, with great enthusiasm,
We hope to deliver a captivating experience.
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
At what their way of life is like.
Speaking of which,
It seems something strange is happening, indeed.
Oh, he's just about to hang himself with the rope in his hand,
His trembling hands reveal some hesitation.
He can't turn back now, can he?
Camera 3, please zoom in closer to him,
Get closer to his face, even more.
Though his heartbeat may drown out his voice,
Let's try to listen closely.
“No more, impossible, no way,
I can't stay in this place for even a second longer.
What I need now isn't oxygen,
It's not here, it's nowhere in this world.
Losing is death, I don't care, shut up.
Do I look like I want to win now, you idiot?
If you have the courage to die, then do this or that,
You're not afraid of anything anymore, right?
That's why you can do anything,
Anything like that? How can you say such lies?
If you're kidding, I get it, so just stop.
People are deeply engrossed in themselves,
Getting tired, struggling to reach enlightenment,
Even if they try to hold on, they're still alone,
Praying, more than they think…”
The audio has been cut off here.
We are far above them,
Beyond the distant sky, beyond space and time,
In the galaxy's upper deck, we have set up our commentary booth.
So let's all join in and enjoy the view from above.
Let us all rejoice
That we weren't born on this planet.
Oh dear, how awful, how utterly ridiculous,
This is hopeless.
They've finally reached this point, after a million years,
Indelible filth, a massive amount of used waste,
In other words, weapons of mass destruction,
They keep producing them, with smug satisfaction on their faces.
Deformities, diseases, even their own children, they despise them so much,
Their children are broken, like trash.
So, where should we start cutting them off?
God, please give us a summary at this point.
“Smart enough not to die,
Stupid enough not to survive,” that's us.
If that's what it is, then I understand,
But what the hell, it's all lies.
If you're kidding, I get it, so just stop.
People are deeply engrossed in themselves,
Getting tired, struggling to reach enlightenment,
Even if they try to hold on, they're always alone,
Praying, more than they think,
People are deeply engrossed in their "self",
Over the past 2000 years or so,
We've been presenting the game of life,
But we haven't seen any progress at all.
I can't even close my mouth in astonishment.
Another failure, it seems, so let's wrap it up.
Because there's nothing we can do, nothing we can do,
There's no way to fix it, I don't even want to talk about it.
Look, there's another one, kneeling down, desperately praying to us.
“God, God, Buddha,
Please grant my wish.”
God: “What should we do?”
Buddha: “Hold on a second.”
God: “Let's grant it.”
Buddha: “I said wait.”
God: “What? Don't butt in, it's none of your business.”
Buddha: “It is my business.”
God: “What did you say?
He's saying, 'God, please,' isn't he?”
Buddha: “He's also saying, 'Buddha,' isn't he?”
God: “Only once, I got it twice.”
Buddha: “It's not about the number of times.”
God: “What is it then? Is she your type?”
Buddha: “Shut up, you wanna fight?”
God: “Bring it on! My followers, meet, meet,
Behold my power!”
Buddha: “Face the wrath of the Bodhisattva!”
I know it's wrong, I understand,
But what the hell, it's all lies.
If you're kidding, I get it, so just stop.
People are deeply engrossed in themselves,
Getting tired, struggling to reach enlightenment,
Even if they try to hold on, they're still alone,
Praying, more than they think,
People are deeply engrossed in their "self".