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Perfect Baby

誰かがいるとこで 眠れない僕の弱気な胸も
なぜだか君の腕の中では 陽気なもんでして
固く閉ざしたこのタマシイ この世生き抜くにゃ仕方ないしと
いつもカッチカチ でもほら気付きゃたちまち脆く柔く
ナイフの歯も立たんくらい 足蹴にされても腹立てんくらい
唄いながらなんでもないように 血まみれでハニかめるよ紳士に
なんて 少し早めに現世で ゆらり極楽浄土なんてね
時空二つ折りして僕らで 二人逝ったり来たりしようかね
君の願いが少しでも 叶えばいいとはそりゃ思うけども
叶わなくともいいだろう 今日はそんな気分なんだよ
その手から零れ落ちたから 僕が入り込めたんだったら…
今夜はもう悲しみに用はないさ そう あるとすれば
そこのあなた もう誰彼かまわず何かと「正解」を振りかざすのは
どうかやめて 0点も大歓迎よ
少しだけ ほんとに微々たるものだけどこの心が痛むので
そいで? ほんで? だからどうした? って聞くのはさ
僕が死ぬまでに 僕だけのマルを どんだけ勝手にバッテンにされた
名前につけるかなんでしょう つまりその続きは分かんでしょう?
もしも100点を取りたいなら まさにここはテストに出るから
『一番特大のをあなたに マルをつけてくれたあの人に』
君の願いが少しでも 叶えばいいとはそりゃ思うけども
叶わなくともいいだろう 今日はそんな気分なんだよ
君に望まれた願いなど 今頃、遠足の前の日のよう
すぐにも叶えにゆくよ と夢の中で
まどろみの右脳の中で 敢えてネジは外したまんまで
いけるとこまでいこうよ ねぇ、いいと言ってみてよ眼開くまで
そろそろだもう少しを右ね 班目になってく視界で
へその緒 首絡めて 到着です
君の願いが少しでも 叶えばいいとはそりゃ思うけども
叶わなくともいいだろう 今日は そんな気分なんだよ
その手からこぼれ落ちたモノはなんだったかなんて聞かないよ
もう 悲しみに用はないさ
君の願いが少しでも 叶えばいいとはそりゃ思うけど
どうせならとびきりのヤツを ここは一つお願いしてよ
心ない人の言葉にも グラグラの天変地異にも
負けないよう 枯れないよう 活きのいいヤツを
今すぐ見せてよ

Perfect Baby

My weak heart that can't sleep when someone's around,
For some reason, in your arms, becomes cheerful.
This tightly closed soul, I thought it was necessary to survive in this world,
Always rock-hard, but look, it becomes fragile and soft in an instant.
So much so that a knife wouldn't stand a chance, so much so that I wouldn't get angry even if kicked,
Singing as if it's nothing, I can smile like a gentleman even covered in blood.
It's like a premature paradise in this world, you know.
Shall we fold space-time in half and go back and forth, just the two of us?
Of course, I hope your wish comes true even a little bit,
But it's okay if it doesn't, that's how I feel today.
If I could slip in because it slipped from your hand...
Tonight, I have no use for sadness, well, except for
You there, please stop waving around the "correct answer" to everything and everyone.
Zero points are more than welcome.
It hurts my heart even just a little, a tiny bit,
So what? And then? So what? It's like asking,
How many times will my own circles be arbitrarily crossed out before I die?
It's just about adding to the name, you wouldn't understand the rest, would you?
If you want to get 100 points, this is definitely on the test:
'To the person who gave you the biggest circle.'
Of course, I hope your wish comes true even a little bit,
But it's okay if it doesn't, that's how I feel today.
The wish you desired is like the day before a field trip now,
I'll go to fulfill it right away, in a dream.
In the drowsy right brain, deliberately leaving the screws loose,
Let's go as far as we can, hey, tell me it's okay until I open my eyes.
It's almost time, a little more to the right, with my vision becoming blurred,
With the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, we've arrived.
Of course, I hope your wish comes true even a little bit,
But it's okay if it doesn't, that's how I feel today.
I won't ask what it was that slipped from your hand,
I have no use for sadness anymore.
Of course, I hope your wish comes true even a little bit,
Why not ask for a really great one, just one.
To the words of heartless people, to the shaky natural disasters,
So that you won't lose, so that you won't wither, a lively one,
Show me right now.