Текст и перевод песни Rambo Amadeus - Plastik Fantastik

Plastik Fantastik

Ja sam plasticni hirurg, plastik fantastik
Ugradjujem turbo-sise bombastik
Polivinilhlorid silikon elastik
Lozi se laik skeptik sholastik

Suzavam mindzu smanjujem tibu
Od lopate pravim vrhunsku ribu
Samo pljuni lovu genge pare
Armaturu u karu erbeg u jaje

Zatezem lice smanjujem njonju
Pumpam usne na pet atmosfera
Stemujem vilicu na licu anomalije
Posuvracujem kozuricu abartujem genitalije

Depiliram dlake iz nosa uveta
Trajno cupam praziluk iz dupeta
Samo donesi love pun kufer
Ima da ti ugradim njufer

Ref.

Shvati moje usluge ne moze platiti svako
Socijalno te ne pokriva na ruku mi ide zakon
Odbijam musterije platezne moci slabe
A ni rodjenu majku ne bi operis'o za dzabe

Ako hoces da te ljudi stvarno postuju
Da te postuju dok im uzimas lovu
Da radis privatne vip promocije
Za galantnu gospodu izlozbe erotskog vesa

Moraces ordinaciju da mi napunis
Kubicima gotovine, kamionom love
Avionom novcanica feribotom kesa
Samo brdo kesa je sila sa dovoljno stila

Ref.

Kurvice, pickice, sponzoruse, mackice
Fufice, lutkice, turbo-folk pjevacice
Maserke PR-menadzerice, hot-line
I ledene televizijske spikerice

U akciju odmah na stiklama gibaj
Spotove snimaj akontaciju avans
Baksis ziralno solarno oralno
Istrazivanje trzista akceptni nalog

Electron karticu sponzorstvo za projekt
Marketing lova pranje ispiranje
Odradi ga ispostuj ljubazno sa svima
Gazdama, tjelohraniteljima

Strateskim partnerima
Ali kad se otrombolji mala
Kad dodje do zamora materijala
Donesi love pun kufer
Ima da ti ugradim njufer

Ref.

Hipokratova zakletva tjera me da cutim
Al' moji pacijenti ne cele da se kriju
Ne cekaju ni da im izvadim konce
Lete odmah na radio televiziju

Imao sam slucaj za mene najbolja reklama
Uz sipku plesu sestre blizankinje
Baba cerka i mama i starac foco, bilder u tange
A kroz tange bubri silikonska salama

A nekada sam k'o budala radio samo humane stvari
Za malu platu dezuro operis'o i lijecio
U debele knjige oci svake noci becio
Po klinikama volontirao, dupe svoje kecio

Sada radim u struci sam sam svoj gazda
Sam sam vecinski vlasnik privatnog preduzeca
Saab, Jaguar, Bentley, ja sam covjek od ukusa

Na balkonu moje vile ne smrdi kaca kiselog kupusa
Lozim kamin dok drkam na stenvej
A na klaviru se prevrce mlada pica
U kabinetu u neglizeu cvrkuce sekretarica

Prasinu sa knjiga tvrdih korica
Brise francuska sobarica
Ispod klavira cuci, pusi ga
Gimnazijalka ponavljacica

Ref. 3x

Fantastic Plastic

I'm a plastic surgeon, fantastic plastic
I install turbo-boobs, bombastic
Polyvinyl chloride, silicone elastic
Laity, skeptics, scholastics get hooked

I narrow your snatch, shrink your ass
From a shovel, I create a top-notch fish
Just cough up the dough, gangs of money
Reinforcement in your chassis, airbag in your balls

I tighten your face, reduce your boobs
Pump up your lips to five atmospheres
I stem the jawline, anomalies on the face
I'll turn your clit inside out, exaggerate your genitals

I epilate hairs from your nose and ears
Permanently pluck the leek from your butt
Just bring the money, a full suitcase
I'll install a nympho in you

Chorus

Understand, not everyone can afford my services
Social security doesn't cover it, the law is on my side
I reject clients with weak purchasing power
And I wouldn't even operate on my own mother for free

If you want people to truly respect you
To respect you while you take their money
To do private VIP promotions
Erotic lingerie exhibitions for gallant gentlemen

You'll have to fill my office
With cubic meters of cash, a truckload of money
A plane of banknotes, a ferry of dough
Only a mountain of cash is a force with enough style

Chorus

Hookers, pussies, gold diggers, kittens
Dollies, puppets, turbo-folk singers
Masseuses, PR managers, hot-line
And ice-cold television announcers

Get into action right away, move on your stilettos
Shoot videos, advance payment
Tips, by bank transfer, solar, oral
Market research, acceptance order

Electron card, project sponsorship
Marketing, money laundering, rinsing
Get it done, be polite to everyone
To the bosses, bodyguards

Strategic partners
But when the chick gets worn out
When material fatigue sets in
Bring the money, a full suitcase
I'll install a nympho in you

Chorus

The Hippocratic oath compels me to be silent
But my patients don't want to hide
They don't even wait for me to remove the stitches
They fly straight to radio and television

I had a case, the best advertisement for me
Twin sisters dancing on a pole
Grandma, daughter, and mom, and an old geezer, a bodybuilder in a thong
And through the thong, a silicone salami bulges

And once, like a fool, I only did humane things
For a small salary, I was on duty, operated, and healed
I buried my eyes in thick books every night
Volunteered in clinics, busted my ass

Now I work in my profession, I'm my own boss
I'm the majority owner of a private company
Saab, Jaguar, Bentley, I'm a man of taste

On the balcony of my villa, there's no stench of sour cabbage
I light the fireplace while I jerk off to the Steinway
And a young chick rolls around on the piano
In the office, the secretary chirps in a negligee

Dust from hardcover books
Wiped by a French maid
She crouches under the piano, sucks it
A high school repeater

Chorus 3x