Текст и перевод песни Raske Penge - Intelligent

Intelligent

Den her går ud til børn med briller,
Dem der blev kaldt stræber der,
Dem der er goe til ting i timen
Og rigtig svage op i det frikvarter.
Dem der er:

Intelligent. Den mand er så intelligent
Hva som helst han sir til dig, du ved det altid er
Intelligent. Alt hvad han siger det er sandt
Hva som helst han åbner munden med er brillant
Intelligent. Den mand er så intelligent
Tænker så det knaser, husker som en elefant
Intelligent. Alt hvad han siger det er sandt
Tag en doktorgrad, så ka du bli hans praktikant

Jeg lover dig for, jeg er det de kalder psyko sygt klog
Professorer ringer til mig, når de ska spørg om noget
Mensa bruger mig som deres ideelle hoved
Militærets efterretning ber mig knuse kode
På universiteterne underviser de i,
Ting som jeg har skrevet i min encyklopædi
Nasa sender satelitter ud med mine ord
Så universet tror, at denne jord er

Intelligent. Han er så intelligent
Hva som helst han sir til dig, du ved det altid er
Intelligent. Alt hvad han siger det er sandt
Altid interessant. Altid interessant

Jeg er ekspert i
Kvantefysik, finmekanik, nanoteknologi
Vi snakker
Matematik, pædagogik, hallucinogenologi
Jeg er
Certificeret, autoriseret rum ingeniør
Nobelpris modtagende svagstrøms operatør

Intelligent
Mer end jeg ka vær bekendt
Kloghed som er internationalt anerkendt
Helt ubekvemt
At ha så kæmpestort talent
At finde en skak makker er aldrig nemt

Så lad mig hør dig, hvis du selv er rigtig klog
Så klog du ik behøver at læse en bog
Og lad mig se dig, hvis du er intelligent
Så begavet at du ik ka bli betjent
Hvis du er

Intelligent. Så er du så intelligent
Hva som helst du sir til mig, jeg ved det altid er
Intelligent. Alt hvad du siger det er sandt
Altid interessant. Altid interessant

Den gang hvor jeg gik rundt og gik i skole, (aha)
Der sagde de andre: "han blir aldrig cool. (aha)
Man ska da ha den rigtige swagger her. (aha)
Han er så dum han tror at skolen handler om at komme og lære.
Men det er noget han har misforstået, (aha)
Så han må få den på den hårde måde. (aha)
Brillerne skal af, når man blir slået. (aha)
Og karakterer rangerer langt nedenunder hårmode."
Så jeg sir til ungdommen:
Henne i skolen lærer I at være dumme sammen.
Dem der går og er for kloge, de blir ensomme.
I andre lande er den nørdede dame shaman for hele stammen,
Men sådan er det ikke her omkring.
Lystavlen den gir ik point i den forstand.
Om hver pløk op i din flab er en visdomstand,
Mellem klog og smart er der bompenge og afstand
For dem der er

Intelligent. Den mand er så intelligent
Hva som helst han sir til dig, du ved det altid er
Intelligent. Alt hvad han siger det er sandt
Hva som helst han åbner munden med er brilliant
Intelligent. Han er så intelligent
Tænker så det knaser, husker som en elefant.
Intelligent. Alt hvad han siger, det er sandt.
Altid interessant. Altid interessant

Den gang hvor jeg kom ud fra skolen af (aha)
Der vil jeg ønsk jeg havde haft et fag (aha)
Der handled om at være populær
Så jeg ik sku sidde her og spekuler
På hvorfor det er så svært
For kloge mig at blive accepteret
Mens jeg blir mer og mer isoleret
Og kompenserer ved at blive ond videnskabsmand, så kan I lære
Hvordan det er
At vær'
Intelligent.

Intelligent

This one goes out to the kids with glasses,
The ones who were called nerds back then,
The ones who excelled in class
And were utterly weak during recess.
The ones who are:

Intelligent. That man is so intelligent
Whatever he tells you, you know it's always
Intelligent. Everything he says is true
Whatever he opens his mouth to say is brilliant
Intelligent. That man is so intelligent
Thinks so hard it crunches, remembers like an elephant
Intelligent. Everything he says is true
Get a doctorate, and you can be his intern

I promise you, I am what they call psycho-crazy smart
Professors call me when they need to ask about something
Mensa uses me as their ideal head
Military intelligence begs me to crack codes
At universities they teach,
Things I have written in my encyclopedia
NASA sends out satellites with my words
So the universe believes that this Earth is

Intelligent. He is so intelligent
Whatever he tells you, you know it's always
Intelligent. Everything he says is true
Always interesting. Always interesting

I'm an expert in
Quantum physics, fine mechanics, nanotechnology
We talk
Mathematics, pedagogy, hallucinogenic technology
I am
A certified, authorized space engineer
Nobel Prize-winning low-current operator

Intelligent
More than I can admit
Intelligence that is internationally recognized
Completely uncomfortable
To have such a huge talent
Finding a chess partner is never easy

So let me hear you, if you yourself are really smart
So smart you don't need to read a book
And let me see you, if you are intelligent
So gifted that you can't be a cop
If you are

Intelligent. Then you are so intelligent
Whatever you tell me, I know it's always
Intelligent. Everything you say is true
Always interesting. Always interesting

Back when I was walking around and going to school, (aha)
The others said: "He'll never be cool. (aha)
You gotta have the right swagger here. (aha)
He's so stupid he thinks school is about coming and learning.
But that's something he's misunderstood, (aha)
So he's gotta get it the hard way. (aha)
The glasses gotta come off when you get beat up. (aha)
And grades rank far below hair fashion."
So I say to the youth:
In school you learn to be stupid together.
Those who walk around being too smart, they become lonely.
In other countries, the nerdy lady is the shaman for the whole tribe,
But it's not like that around here.
The scoreboard doesn't give points in that sense.
If every tooth in your mouth is a wisdom tooth,
There are tolls and distance between smart and cool
For those who are

Intelligent. That man is so intelligent
Whatever he tells you, you know it's always
Intelligent. Everything he says is true
Whatever he opens his mouth to say is brilliant
Intelligent. He is so intelligent
Thinks so hard it crunches, remembers like an elephant.
Intelligent. Everything he says, it is true.
Always interesting. Always interesting

Back when I came out of school (aha)
I wish I had had a subject (aha)
That was about being popular
So I wouldn't have to sit here and wonder
Why it is so hard
For smart me to be accepted
As I become more and more isolated
And compensate by becoming an evil scientist, so you can learn
How it is
To be
Intelligent.