Текст песни I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas - Relient K

One, two, three, four!
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I broke my bat on Johnny's head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid a frog in sister's bed
Somebody snitched on me
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug
I made Tommy eat a bug
Bought some gum with a penny slug
And somebody snitched on me

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Clause
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me
Next year I'll be goin' straight
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late
'Cause somebody snitched on me

Oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

You'd better be good, whatever you do
'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas
Nuts!

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!)
Mommy and Daddy are mad (they're so mad!)
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!)
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Well I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Because I contributed to the greenhouse affect
Which is melting polar ice caps
Which melts the North Pole
Where Santa Clause lives; he's mad (poor Santa)
Stop