Текст и перевод песни RHYMESTER - New Accident

New Accident

それはまるでアポロ13
アリもん使って ナンボなこのパーティ
ツラい条件じゃなく最高のハンディ
逆境DAISUKI! な孤高のダンディ
いっそタオル代わりに妹のパンティ
回す級 発想の飛躍 ほとんどバンジー
時に招く惨事 恐れずにジャンプ!

(Mummy-D)
キミの器にナイものはナイ
オレの口座にナイものはナイ
生まれ持ってナイものはナイ
引き出しの中にナイものはナイ
否、引き出しが ナイ
引き出しはあんのに取っ手がナイ
取っ手は引き出しの中にアルなら
取っ手取ったって仕方がナイ
ナイ! ソコじゃナイ!

でっちあげろ 新しいプレイ
でっちあげろ 新しいゲーム
でっちあげろ 新しいセンス
新しい正しいアクシデント
ほらでっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
でっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
でっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
Party People!

(Mummy-D)
Okay, まずは見回そう 閃いた？
なら 指鳴らそう
オマエの部屋の片隅の
アタマの片隅の 山積みの
アレとコレとをナニすりゃ
ナニカ生まれそう
ナニすりゃナニからナニカが出そう
つまりナニよ それは何よ？
誰も知らないナニよ!

(宇多丸)
1＋1が、なんか3以上に
なっちゃったー! みたいな感じ
まさに貴重 組み合わせの妙は無限大
素材は腐るほどにある現代
乗せてみなきゃわかんない実験台
キケン大歓迎 まさしく変態
またナニカが生まれたみてぇだ
めでたい!

でっちあげろ 新しいプレイ
でっちあげろ 新しいゲーム
でっちあげろ 新しいセンス
新しい正しいアクシデント
ほらでっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
でっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
でっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
Party People!

(宇多丸)
「あー、つまんねー」
愚痴ばっか言うお前がつまんねー
そりゃ確かに金は集まんねー
時代のせいでやっぱつまんねー
...って、話つまんねーよ
一生かかったって
掘りきれないくらいの
お宝の山が見えないかい？
それ遊び倒してりゃ時間が尽きて
おしまい!

(Mummy-D)
「で、で、で、で、で、出来たー!」
出来てねーし
めざしたヤツと全然ちげーし
名前もねーし 見たこともねーし
よくわかんねーし
なんとも言えねーが 多分
その巨大な謎のオブジェを
後世のキッズは『モノリス』と呼ぶぜ
苦し紛れの着地点
それは新しい正しい アクシデント

でっちあげろ 新しいプレイ
でっちあげろ 新しいゲーム
でっちあげろ 新しいセンス
新しい正しいアクシデント
ほらでっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
でっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
でっちあげろ で、でっちあげろ
Party People!

New Accident

It's like Apollo 13
These parties are all about being resourceful
Tough conditions are the best handicap
I'm a lonely dandy who loves adversity
I'll even use my sister's panties as a towel
My ideas are like a bungee jump, they go to extreme lengths
Sometimes they lead to disaster, but I jump without fear!

(Mummy-D)
You don't have what you don't have
My bank account doesn't have what it doesn't have
I was born without what I was born without
My drawers don't have what they don't have
No, I don't have drawers
I have drawers but they don't have handles
If the handles are in the drawers
Then taking the handles out won't help
No! That's not it!

Come up with a new way to play
Come up with a new game
Come up with a new sense
A new, correct accident
Come on, come up with it, come up with it
Come up with it, come up with it
Come up with it, come up with it
Party People!

(Mummy-D)
Okay, first look around. Got any ideas?
Then snap your fingers
In the corner of your room
In the corner of your mind
There are piles of
What can you do with them?
What can you make from them?
What could you make from what?
Nobody knows what!

(Utamaru)
1 plus 1 is more than 3
Like, wow!
The combination is truly precious and has infinite possibilities
There are so many materials in this day and age
We're just waiting to experiment
We welcome danger, we're perverts
Something new has been born
Congratulations!

Come up with a new way to play
Come up with a new game
Come up with a new sense
A new, correct accident
Come on, come up with it, come up with it
Come up with it, come up with it
Come up with it, come up with it
Party People!

(Utamaru)
「Oh, this is boring」
You're the one who's boring, always complaining
Sure, you're not making any money
It's boring because of the times
...That's a boring story
Even if you spend your whole life
You can't dig through
The mountain of treasure that you can't see
If you keep playing with it, you'll run out of time
And it will be over!

(Mummy-D)
「I did it!」
You didn't do anything
It's nothing like what you were aiming for
It doesn't have a name, you've never seen it before
I don't know what to say
But I think
That huge, mysterious object
Future kids will call it a 'monolith'
A desperate landing point
That's a new, correct accident

Come up with a new way to play
Come up with a new game
Come up with a new sense
A new, correct accident
Come on, come up with it, come up with it
Come up with it, come up with it
Come up with it, come up with it
Party People!