Текст и перевод песни RHYMESTER - ほとんどビョーキ

ほとんどビョーキ

年中 ほとんどビョーキしてる気分deathよ 例えば先日の月曜
三日寝込んでた例の熱病 収まった途端 キレーな血尿
こないだかかったアレとは別の らしいが今んとこ判別不能
口元に出来たヘルペスも 今じゃお顔のデフォルト さぁレッツゴー

(Mummy-D)
ほとんどビョーキっちゃビョーキ 今何曜日? とっくに火曜日!?
ほとんど曜日の感覚の無い毎日 体調は常にイマイチ
背中丸めて かぶるんだフード 醸し出しちゃうデカダンなムード
痛みに耐えて 歩き出すダンディ 向かう歯医者の予約はPM3時

ほとんどビョーキ ほとんどビョーキ
ほとんどビョーキ 一生ほとんどビョーキdeathよ
ほとんどビョーキ ほとんどビョーキ
ほとんどビョーキ みんなほとんどビョーキdeathよ

(宇多丸)
なんか 今日オデコのブツブツが多め チキショーめ こいつは不吉なオーメン
潔癖性で超几帳面 ストレス性の胃炎と腸炎のせいで
疲労困憊気味 また頬に発見でっかいシミ
週の真ん中モッコリ! どころかゲソーッ げっ、この上さらに毛が抜けそう

(Mummy-D)
ジミな木曜 何気に元気 今こそチェンジしようぜこの現実
敵は体内に居座る邪悪な便秘 果敢に立ち上がる戦士
またがる便器 深くメディテーション 絶やすなコンセントレーション
解き放つPower (Ha!) Power (Ha!) 黒いギマン押し流すシャワー

ほとんどビョーキ ほとんどビョーキ
ほとんどビョーキ 一生ほとんどビョーキdeathよ
ほとんどビョーキ ほとんどビョーキ
ほとんどビョーキ みんなほとんどビョーキdeathよ

(宇多丸)
情緒不安定になるフライデー 見るもの触れるもの全部不快で
呪いのコトバ連ねたブログ書いて 後で読み返して思う ボク最低!
昔ならワラ人形こさえてるところ これでもナンボか抑えてる
黒い思いをたくさん抱いて 今日も笑顔でお客さんの相手(よろこんで!)

(Mummy-D)
やった やった 土曜の晩だ 自由の勝利 飲もうぜガンガン
ホッピー ウィスキー ウォッカにソーダ 昨日の仮病もどっかにとんだ
アイツに電話 ソイツに電話 全くドイツも電話に出んわ
そうか そりゃそうだ間違いない オレには真の友達がいない...

(宇多丸)
一体何が正気で狂気 日曜日その線引きを放棄
人柄はごく真っ当で陽気 誰もが即開いちまう胸襟
趣味はウォーキング シャツは抗菌 だがその秘めた願望は猟奇
世間にバレたらきっとお仕置きされちゃう鬼畜な妄想でウッキウキ!

ほとんどビョーキ ほとんどビョーキ
ほとんどビョーキ 一生ほとんどビョーキdeathよ
ほとんどビョーキ ほとんどビョーキ
ほとんどビョーキ みんなほとんどビョーキdeathよ

いたーい いたーい おなかいたい
あたまがいたい そのうえこしがいたい
こころなしかこころもいたい これはこいだとおもいたい
ウィー・アー ほとんどビョーキ (ほとんどビョーキ)
ほとんどキョーキ (ほとんどキョーキ)
どうせまともなやつなどいやしない
きみとやまいをいやしたい
イェー!

Almost Sick

Most days I feel like I'm almost sick, like last Monday,
when I was bedridden for three days with a fever, and as soon as it went away, I had bloody urine.
Apparently it wasn't the same as the other thing I had recently, but for now I can't tell the difference.
The herpes that developed on my lips is now the default on my face. Let's go!

(Mummy-D)
Pretty much sick, pretty much sick, what day is it? Already Tuesday!?
Pretty much lost track of the days, feeling lousy all the time.
Walking with a hunched back, wearing a hoodie, giving off a decadent vibe.
Enduring the pain, the dandy walks, heading to the dentist at 3 pm.

Almost sick, almost sick,
almost sick, almost sick for life.
Almost sick, almost sick,
almost sick, everyone's almost sick.

(Utamaru)
I have more pimples on my forehead today, damn it, this is an ominous omen.
I'm a clean freak, very organized, but because of stress-induced gastritis and colitis,
I'm exhausted, and I found a big spot on my cheek again.
It's supposed to be the middle of the week, but I'm feeling down, and I'm losing even more hair.

(Mummy-D)
On a quiet Thursday, I'm feeling surprisingly well, it's time to change this reality.
The enemy is the evil constipation lurking in my body, a warrior who stands up bravely.
I mount the toilet, meditate deeply, and never lose concentration.
Unleash the power (Ha!) Power (Ha!) Black illusion flowing in the shower.

Almost sick, almost sick,
almost sick, almost sick for life.
Almost sick, almost sick,
almost sick, everyone's almost sick.

(Utamaru)
I'm emotionally unstable on Fridays, everything I see and touch makes me uncomfortable.
I write a blog filled with curse words, then read it again later and think I'm the worst!
In the past, I would have made a voodoo doll, but now I'm holding back a little.
I have a lot of dark thoughts, but today I'm smiling and serving customers (with pleasure!).

(Mummy-D)
Yay, it's Saturday night, freedom reigns, let's drink!
Hoppy, whiskey, vodka with soda, yesterday's sick leave is gone.
I call him, I call him, but that German doesn't answer my calls.
Oh well, there's no doubt about it, I don't have any real friends...

(Utamaru)
What's the difference between sanity and madness on Sunday?
My personality is very normal and cheerful, and everyone likes me.
My hobby is walking, my shirt is antibacterial, but my secret desire is murder.
If the world knew, I would surely be punished, and I'm so happy about my evil fantasies!

Almost sick, almost sick,
almost sick, almost sick for life.
Almost sick, almost sick,
almost sick, everyone's almost sick.

I have a tummy ache.
I have a headache, and my back hurts too.
My heart aches too, I think I'm in love.
We are almost sick (almost sick).
Almost crazy (almost crazy).
There are no normal people anyway.
I want to heal your illness with you.
Yeah!