Текст и перевод песни Rodrigo Septién feat. Destripando la Historia - Aladdín (Cuento Original)

Aladdín (Cuento Original)

Esta es la historia de Aladdin un chico vago
Y muy pillin al parecer vivia en a lejana china
Cuando su padre se murio un viejo sabio aparecio
-Yo era su hermano invitame a vuestra casa a comer.
Ya se que sois muy pobres os puedo ayudar
-Puedes ir con el
-Te llevare a una cueva y tendras todo lo que pidas
LAI LARAILA RAI LA LA LAIRALAI LA LA
Saca la lampara de ahi y coge lo que quieras
Este anillo es para ti talvez te proteja
Aladdin entro en la cueva,
Donde coge la lampara y un monton de piedras preciosas
Pero al intentar salir todo pesaba mucho...
-Lanza la lampara hacia aqui!
-Primero ayudame a salir
-Eres un plasta muerete
PUDRETE EN LA CUEVA!
Su anillo magico froto depronto un genio aparecio
-Que es lo que quiere mi señor?
-SACAME DE ESTA
-HIJO QUE TE HA PASADO
-Pues no lo se
¿Que has traido ahi?
Es una lampara y se puede vender!!
Deja que la limpie
LAI LARAILA RAILA LAAA YOOOO YOOO YOOO
SOY EL GENIO DE LA LAMPARA QUE TAL ESTAS
SOY DINAMITA A PUNTO DE EXPLOTAR NO HAY GENIO TAN GENIAL DALE
VA-MO-S PIDE TODO LO QUE QUIERAS NO TE CORTES TU TAN SOLO PIDE
Aladdin y su madre vivieron como reyes gracias al genio
Un dia, Aladdin se encapricho de una princesa que vio por la calle
Pero ella ya estaba prometida
La princesa se caso y eso a Aladdin no le gusto
-Pues ahora pienso aruinar su noche de bodas
Todas las noches sin parar les transportaba hasta su hogar
-El principito duerme aqui y tu te quedas junto a mi
-Hija, no has consumado tu deber
-QUE LES VOY A HACER
Te entregare a otro chico Casate con el!
ES mucho mas rico
Mientras tanto el falso tio de Aladdin habia descubierto que
Este seguia vivo y estaba disfrutando de la magia de la lampara
Asi engaña ala princesa haciendose pasar por un Cambiador de lamparas
La princesa que desconocia el poder de la lampara de
Su marido se la cambia alegremente por una mas bonita
A la princesa secuestro y hasta el palacio se
Llevo claro aladdin se cabreo donde esta mi esposa!
Fue cuando entonces recordo tengo otro genio mi señor!
Llevame hasta donde esta debo rescatarla cuando llego a marruecos la
Encontro. sacame de aqui y le entrego
Un brebaje para dormir al malvado brujo
Y una vez se durmio ALADDIN LE REVANO LA CABEZA devuelven todo a su
Lugar se cubren de gloria!
Y asi llegamos al final de esta bella historia
Niños limpiad el cuarto y no olvideos frotar vuestros
Trastos a lo mejor teneis un genio pero no lo sabeis por GUARROS
INSERTEN LAIRAILALA
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Aladdin (Original Tale)

This is the story of Aladdin, a lazy boy
And very mischievous, it seemed he lived in distant China
When his father died, an old sage appeared.
"-I was his brother, invite me into your house for dinner."
-I know you are very poor, I can help you.
"-You can go with him."
-I will take you to a cave and you will have all you ask for."
-LAI LARAILA RAI LA LA LAIRALAI LA LA
-Take the lamp from there and take whatever you want.
-This ring is for you, maybe it will protect you.
-Aladdin entered the cave,
Where he takes the lamp and a lot of precious stones.
But when he tries to leave, everything weighs a lot...
-Throw the lamp towards here!
-First, help me out.
-You're a jerk, die!
-ROT IN THE CAVE!
-He rubbed his magic ring, a genie suddenly appeared.
-What does my Lord wish for?
-GET ME OUT OF THIS.
-SON, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
-I do not know.
-What have you brought there?
-It is a lamp and it can be sold!!
-Let me clean it.
-LAI LARAILA RAILA LAAA I YOOO YOOO YOOO
-I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP, HOW ARE YOU?
-I AM DYNAMITE, ABOUT TO EXPLODE, THERE IS NO SUCH A GENIUS, COME ON.
-GO ON, ASK FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT, DON'T BE SHY, JUST ASK.
-Aladdin and his mother lived like kings thanks to the genie.
-One day, Aladdin became infatuated with a princess he saw in the street.
-But she was already engaged.
-The princess got married, and Aladdin did not like it.
-Now I'm going to ruin their wedding night.
-Every night, without fail, he would transport them to his home.
-The little prince sleeps here, and you stay with me.
-Daughter, you have not consummated your duty.
-WHICH ONE SHOULD I DO?
-I will give you to another boy. Marry him!
-HE IS MUCH RICHER.
-Meanwhile, Aladdin's false uncle had found out that
-He was still alive and enjoying the magic of the lamp.
-He deceives the princess by posing as a lamp mender.
-The princess, unaware of the power of the lamp of
-Her husband, gladly exchanges it for a prettier one.
-He kidnapped the princess and took her to the palace, of.
-Course Aladdin got mad, where is my wife!
-That's when he remembered - I have another genie, my Lord!
-Take me to where she is, I must rescue her. When he arrived in Morocco, he
-found her. -Get me out of here, he gave her
-A potion to put the evil sorcerer to sleep.
-And once he fell asleep, ALADDIN CUT OFF HIS HEAD. They return everything to its
-Place, they cover themselves with glory!
-And so we come to the end of this beautiful story.
-Children, clean up your room and don't forget to scrub your
-Things, maybe you have a genie but you don't know because you are a SLOB.
-INSERT LAIRAILALA
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