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Thanos

Hola, surferos cósmicos
Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pasco y Rodri
Hoy os traemos la historia del titán loco, ¡Thanos!

Un eterno que nació en la luna de titán
Tiene un síndrome muy raro, su piel es color morado
Vive un tanto marginado y lo pasa mal
Y a sus padres y a su hermano les da un poco igual

Viviseccionó a su madre, vaya cara dura
Se enamora de la muerte que le enseña artes oscuras
Para impresionarla se le ocurren mil locuras
Como masacrar a todo su pla-ne-ta

Tha-nos, uoh, oh, oh, oh, oh
El más fuerte y resistente, si lo ves hecha a correr porque él es
Tha-nos, uoh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ni su padre ni su hermano pudieron pararlo

Con mucho sigilo en la tierra aterrizó
Una familia le vio y a los tres se los cargó
El espíritu del padre ahora es Drax el Destructor
Thanos ha venido por el cubo cósmico

Busca utilizarlo como prueba de su amor
Pero entonces lo detiene un grupito muy molón
Ésto a la muerte le causó gran decepción
Que por cierto esta lian-do-se con deadpool

Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Pobrecito está metido en un triángulo amoroso
Pobre Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh

Pero tiene nuevos planes para remediarlo
Con las gemas del infinito me las pongo en un guantecito
Cría a una niña como su asesina personal
(Gamora) Y se va a buscar las gemas del infinito, yeah

Una de las gemas la tenia Adam Warlock
Tiene un yo alternativo y debe derrotarlo
Thanos que es un tío legal intenta ayudarlo
Pero en el fondo tiene un plan mal-va-do

Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Quiere hacerse un guantelete y enrollarse con la muerte
Él es Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Un villano ultra mamado de color morado

Thanos

Hello, cosmic surfers
Welcome to Gutting History with Pasco and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the mad titan, Thanos!

An eternal who was born on the moon of Titan
He has a very rare syndrome, his skin is purple
He lives a little ostracized and has a hard time
And his parents and his brother don't really care

He vivisected his mother, what a nerve
He falls in love with death who teaches him dark arts
To impress her, he comes up with a thousand follies
Like massacring his entire pla-net

Tha-nos, uoh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The strongest and most resistant, if you see him run because he is
Tha-nos, uoh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Neither his father nor his brother could stop him

With great stealth, he landed on Earth
A family saw him and he killed all three
The father's spirit is now Drax the Destroyer
Thanos has come for the cosmic cube

He seeks to use it as proof of his love
But then he is stopped by a very cool group
This caused great disappointment to death
Who by the way is dating deadpool

Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Poor guy is in a love triangle
Poor Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh

But he has new plans to fix it
With the infinity stones I put them in a glove
Raise a girl as his personal assassin
(Gamora) And he's going to look for the infinity stones, yeah

One of the stones was with Adam Warlock
He has an alternate self and must defeat him
Thanos who is a cool guy tries to help him
But deep down he has an evil plan

Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh
He wants to make a gauntlet and get caught up with death
He's Tha-nos, uoh-oh, oh, oh, oh
An ultra ripped purple villain