Текст и перевод песни Ron Henley - Kwentong Barbero

Kwentong Barbero

Sige punta ka pa sa dilim,
Pero wag kang kukurap talasan ang paningin,
Teka
BALDO! parang may nakita ako, "ANO?"
Isang bampirang kalbo TAKBO!
Hanggang
Makakita tayo ng matutuluyan
Kasi mukhang malapit ng bumagsak ang ulan
Pero
Buti nalang nakakita kami ng isang
Lumang bahay sa gitna ng
Kakahuyan
"Sandali lang, ano yan?
Sigurado ka bang may nakatira pang tao
Dyan?"
Sinubukan kong tingnan at kinatok ang pinto,
Sabay biglang bukas nito
At ako'y napahinto
Sa lumitaw na kubang may dalang kandila
At buhay na ata
Panahon pa ng kastila
At dinala nya kami saming tutulugan
At tila ba dun na
Kami matutuluyan
Sabay ang mga balahibo ko ay nagtayuan
Biglang lumamig at
Ako'y kinilabutan ng...
BA-HAG-YA at WA-LANG-YA!
Dahil kumakalam
Na ang aking tiyan,
Alas-nuebe na, may makakain ba tayo dyan?
Dumating na nga
Si lolo at nagsalita narin sa wakas
Kami'y niyaya nyang kumain sa labas
Sa
Labas? si lolo sadyang mapagbiro
Yun pala kakain lang kami sa labas ng
Pinto
Gutom ako pero konti lang ang nakain ko
Kasi ang lasa tingnan ko kung
Kakayanin mo
Bibihira lang daw na may napapadpad don
Nagkakatao lang don pag
May nagbabakasyon
Si lolo pala medyo may pagkaseryoso
Biglang hugot nya ng
Isang bote ng GENEROSO
"ABA ayos yan, inuman,
May libre pang pulutan, lamang
Loob at balun-balunan."
Natapos ang inuman ganun din ang
Kwentuhan
Nagpasalamat sa masarap na hapunan
Ewan ko ba't balahibo ko'y
Nagtayuan
Biglang lakas ng hangin at ako'y kinilabutan
Ng...
Pagkat nalalanghap ko panay alikabok
Kaya siguro di ako
Dalawin ng antok
May kumatok baka si lolo tatagayan pa tayo
Pero pagbukas ko
Wala namang tao
Tinawag ko si BALDO pero tulog na
Tatanungin ko sana kung san
Na napunta
Ang rosaryo kong dito lang nakalagay
"Ano ba yung amoy na yun?"
Bulaklak ng patay
Humiga nalang sa kama, nagtalukbong ng kumot
Inisip ko isa
Lang tong bangungot
Nasa kanan ko si BALDO pero sa kaliwa may tumabe
Naisip
Ko bigla, TEKA! dalawa lang kame
Si BALDO nagsalita kanina pa pala
Gising
Napansin nya kasing parang may nakatingin
Nakakandado ang pinto patay
Kulong na tayo
Napatigil nung biglang may umalulong na aso
Sabay ang mga
Balahibo ko ay nagtayuan
Biglang lumamig at ako'y kinilabutan
Ng...
Pagtingin ko sa likod, lolo andyan pala kayo
Laking gulat
Namin nung nag-iba sya ng anyo
Bigla na lamang tumugtog ang kanta ng
PAROKYA
OKATOKAT! dun natapos ang istorya.

Barber Story

Let's get you in the dark,
But don't close your eyes,
Teka
BALDO! I saw something like, "what?"
A vampire bald trend!
Until
We can find a place
It seems as if the rain is about to fall
But
But we've seen one
Old house in the middle of
Woodlands
"Wait a minute, what is it?
Are you sure someone else lives
Dyan?"
I tried to look and knocked on the door,
All of a sudden, tomorrow
And I've been stopped
At the top of the screen with a blank canvas
And the life-giving
The time of the Spanish
And he brought us to the edge of
And it seems like it's already
We will be accommodated
At the same time, my boobs are getting
All of a sudden it gets cold and
I was terrified of...
BA-HAG-YA and WA-LANG-YA!
Because it's known
That's my stomach,
At nine o'clock, can we have something to eat there?
It's arrived
The old man finally spoke
We're going to eat outside
In
Outside? my grandfather's a joke
We're just going to eat out of
Pinto
I'm hungry but I only eat a little
Because I want to see if
You can handle it
It is rare to find a don
It's just don
There's a vacation
My dad's a little serious
Suddenly, the strength of
A bottle of GENEROSO
"That's all right, change,
It's a free download, just
Interior and balun-balun."
The drink ended up being the same
Story
Thank you for a good meal
I ain't got no fur
Al-Mu'minin
All of a sudden, the wind blew and I was
Ng...
When I was exposed to dust
So maybe I'm not
A visit to the cave
My grandfather may have been trying to kill us
But when I'm open
Nobody
I called the doctor, but he was asleep
I would like to know if s
That went
The Rosary is located here
"What's that smell?"
Flower of the dead
Lay down on the bed, wash clothes
I thought one
Lang tong nightmare
I'm on the right side, but there's a button on the left
Thought
All of a sudden, wait! there are only two Cam
BALDO has spoken in the past
Awake
He felt as if someone was watching
Locked the door dead
We're pent up
Suddenly stopped by a dog
At the same time the
My boobs are standing
Suddenly it was cold and I was terrified
Ng...
When I look back, I see you were a great
Very surprised
We used to have different styles
All of a sudden the song played
Parish
OKATOKAT! the story ended.