Текст и перевод песни S.A.R.S. - Zubarka

Zubarka

U sedam izjutra nešto me budi
Cirkao sam sinoć pivo i vinjakov Rubin
Ali nije to nešto drugo me muči
Od bolnog zuba bol izlazi na uši
Boli i boli i suze mi oči
Da ublažim bol rakiju točim
Al ne vredi ništa, uzalud sve je
Golub što bleji na terasi mi se smeje

Moja zubarka je žena sa merom
Matorku bolju u životu nisi vid'o
I sise i dupe i noge ko šeron
Kad bi mi dozvolila rado bih je kid'o. x

Kukam i vrištim i pištim ko modem
Znam moraću kod zubara da odem
Mesto nekad bilo, više nije mi mrsko
Otkad studentkinje stomatologije sam prsko
Pa ipak više volim kad mi zubarka puši
Nego kad mi po ustima zujalicom buši
Otiš'o sam manje sa željom, više na silu
Kada ugledah... Šeron Stoun u mantilu!

Moja zubarka je žena sa merom
Matorku bolju u životu nisi vid'o
I sise i dupe i noge ko šeron
Kad bi mi dozvolila rado bih je skin'o
Moja zubarka je žena sa merom
Matorku bolju u životu nisi vid'o
I sise i dupe i noge ko šeron
Kad bi mi dozvolila zubima bih kid'o

U zubarsku stolicu zadovoljno sedam
Obiman dekolte ispod oka gledam
A penis mi sta uspravno ko batler
Kad sam ugledao bele čarape na halter
Ispod suknjice njene proviruje čipka
Zamišljam kako joj bradavice štipkam
Ona spušta se dole, ja za kosu je čupam
Od matore koke najbolja je supa

Moja zubarka je žena sa merom
Matorku bolju u životu nisi vid'o
I sise i dupe i noge ko šeron
Kad bi mi dozvolila rado bih je kid'o. x

Gospodine, gospodine, niste me čuli
Umnjaci su vaši skroz na skroz truli
Anesteziju mi jako krknula u desni
Povadi mi umnjake pokretima plesnim
Bolelo ko đavo, zamalo se ugušio
Ostao bez zuba, za snošaj ispušio
Da ohladim glavu, šetam po gradu
A bala niz usta mi curi niz bradu

Moja zubarka je žena sa merom
Matorku bolju u životu nisi vid'o
I sise i dupe i noge ko šeron
Kad bi mi dozvolila rado bih je kid'o. x

Zubarka

At seven in the morning something wakes me up
Last night I drank beer and Rubin brandy
But it's not something else that's bothering me
The pain from a sore tooth is going to my ears
It hurts and hurts and my eyes are watering
To ease the pain I drink brandy
But it's all in vain, it's all in vain
The dove that's bleating on my terrace is laughing at me

My dentist is a woman with a measure
You've never seen a granny in your life
And breasts and ass and legs like Sharon
If she would let me, I would gladly kid her. x

I'm crying and screaming and squealing like a modem
I know I'll have to go to the dentist
The place used to be hated, not anymore
Since I sprinkled female dentistry students
But I still prefer when my dentist smokes
Than when she drills in my mouth with a buzz saw
I went less with desire, more with force
When I saw... Sharon Stone in a coat!

My dentist is a woman with a measure
You've never seen a granny in your life
And breasts and ass and legs like Sharon
If she would let me, I would gladly undress her
My dentist is a woman with a measure
You've never seen a granny in your life
And breasts and ass and legs like Sharon
If she would let me, I would kiss her with my teeth

I sit contentedly in the dental chair
I look at the voluminous cleavage under my eye
And my penis is standing upright like a butler
When I saw the white stockings on the halter
Lace peeks out from under her skirt
I imagine how I pinch her nipples
She comes down, I pull her hair
The old hen's soup is the best

My dentist is a woman with a measure
You've never seen a granny in your life
And breasts and ass and legs like Sharon
If she would let me, I would gladly kiss her. x

Sir, sir, you didn't hear me
Your wisdom teeth are completely rotten
The anesthesia really went down my gum
Take out my wisdom teeth with dance moves
It hurt like hell, I almost choked
Left without teeth, smoked for intercourse
To cool my head, I walk around the city
And the ball runs down my mouth and down my chin

My dentist is a woman with a measure
You've never seen a granny in your life
And breasts and ass and legs like Sharon
If she would let me, I would gladly kiss her. x