Текст и перевод песни SEAMO - Jumpin'

Jumpin'

今日も光ってるぜ天狗 股間に添付 サロン Pass じゃねえぜアンチ前屈
先っぽ客と接吻 そう全部 飲み込んじゃえ伯方の塩なみの塩分
英語で言うとlong nosed mask
もしくはゴブリン 赤い被告人 えーっ本当にそうやって言うの?
バカモン! ちゃんと広辞苑に書いてあったもん
生涯共にする商売道具 他に無い持ち味 しょーもないトーク
毒も吐くぜ極悪 バカヤロウ!! こいつはやっぱたけしの影響
ライヴっていうより俺にとっては営業 こんな精神もやっぱたけしの影響
成長著しい天狗スティーロ スピード上げてくサブカルヒーロー

Jumpin' 天狗 反りまくり1日中
Rappin' 選手 TWO TURNTABLE and MIKE 韻踏む
Jumpin'天狗 反りまくり1日中
Rappin' 選手 TWO TURNTABLE and MIKE 韻踏む

オンボロを着ていても心は頑張ろう ラップ縦社会にそう勝ったろう
EQのコントロール マジで本物 豚トロなみに詣のった 10連コンボよ
今度も俺の下半身で音奏で 匂う美味しさ あそこまるでカマンベール
つまりGスポット 突っ込む為のリズムを奏でる Keep on
豊満まんまん女性アンアンアン とっても大好きリアルどらえーもん
ってもんもんと妄想 夜な夜な競争
房総半島なみに膨れ上がった大砲 静まりたまえ 息子黙れ 名前アンダーソン
おったまげマスターベーション 夜の勉強 遠慮はいらねぇ 今宵ぶっこきな

Jumpin' 天狗 反りまくり1日中
Rappin' 選手 TWO TURNTABLE and MIKE 韻踏む
Jumpin'天狗 反りまくり1日中
Rappin' 選手 TWO TURNTABLE and MIKE 韻踏む

すごいすごいビート太い しかも色もすごく黒い
ビートが血となり身となり そしてお隣にいるおとなしい奴も
俺にのせられ絶叫 絶頂 便所に行くのも忘れちゃいそう
愛想笑いのオタンチンにパンチ すべて忘れて Jumpin'Jumpin'

Stand Up! そこの男子全員 Hands Up! そこの女子全員
ガンガン体揺らすべき フラフラになるまでのるべし
Stand Up! そこの男子全員 Hands Up! そこの女子全員
ガンガン体揺らすべき ガンマンみたく撃つべし

尾張名古屋のリーサルウェポン 下半身スミス&ウェッソン
EとQまるでジュークボックス アンド キックスネアだけで全部ロック
それはゴックの拡散メカ粒子砲 より破壊力満点で思わずSAY HO
1歩2歩3歩 先取る男 音もイケてる こだわリトコトン

Jumpin' 天狗 反りまくり1日中
Rappin' 選手 TWO TURNTABLE and MIKE 韻踏む
Jumpin'天狗 反りまくり1日中
Rappin' 選手 TWO TURNTABLE and MIKE 韻踏む

Jumpin'

Today, my dignity is shining; it's appended to my crotch. It's not a salon pass; it's anti-bootlicking.
I kiss the customers' tips - yes, all of them - and swallow them down like the salt of the Hakata Sea.
In English, that's a "long nosed mask".
Or maybe a goblin. A redhead defendant. Oh, goodness. Is that really the correct term?
You idiot! It's clearly written in the dictionary.
It's a tool of the trade that accompanies me for life. A unique characteristic - silly chatter.
I spit out venom; I'm a devil! You bastard!! This influence is clearly Takeshi's doing.
This isn't a live performance; it's sales for me. This mindset is also Takeshi's influence.
The fast-growing Tengu Stilo; a subculture hero picking up speed.

Jumpin' Tengu, kicking it all day long.
Rappin' artist, two turntables and a mic, rhyming along.
Jumpin' Tengu, kicking it all day long.
Rappin' artist, two turntables and a mic, rhyming along.

Even if I wear rags, my heart won't give up. I'll win in this vertical rap society.
Mastering EQ control, it's the real deal. 10-hit combo, piggish as a pork skewer.
This time, I'll play the music with my lower body. It smells delicious, like Camembert down there.
That is, a G-spot. Keep on playing the rhythm to thrust into it.
Plump, curvy women, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm crazy about you, real Doraemons.
Muttering in my fantasies all night long, competing.
A cannon as big as the Boso Peninsula. Be quiet, son; shut up. Your name is Anderson.
A master of extraordinary masturbation. A nightly study. No need to be shy. Let's bang tonight.

Jumpin' Tengu, kicking it all day long.
Rappin' artist, two turntables and a mic, rhyming along.
Jumpin' Tengu, kicking it all day long.
Rappin' artist, two turntables and a mic, rhyming along.

That beat is so fat and heavy. And it's so black in color too.
The beat becomes my blood and flesh. And the meek guy next to me,
He's getting carried away by me, screaming and climaxing. I bet he's even forgotten to go to the toilet.
Punch the smarmy oaf in the face. Forget everything and just Jumpin', Jumpin'.

Stand up! All the boys over there. Hands up! All the girls over there.
You better shake your body wildly. You better dance until you get dizzy.
Stand up! All the boys over there. Hands up! All the girls over there.
You better shake your body wildly. Shoot like a gunslinger.

A lethal weapon from Nagoya, Owari. Lower-body Smith & Wesson.
E and Q, just like a jukebox. And I rock the whole place with just a kick and snare.
That's the Godcock's amplified mecha particle cannon. It's more destructive and makes you want to shout "Ho!"
One step, two steps, three steps ahead. A man of the future. The sound is dope too; I'm particular about every detail.

Jumpin' Tengu, kicking it all day long.
Rappin' artist, two turntables and a mic, rhyming along.
Jumpin' Tengu, kicking it all day long.
Rappin' artist, two turntables and a mic, rhyming along.