Текст и перевод песни Sargentorap - Maldito Inglés

Maldito Inglés

Si si si soy Sargentorap esto se llama Maldito Ingles,
Es algo que no se le da a muchos y pues fue escrita en una clase

Maldito ingles mejor agan otro nuevo
Me caga es la una materia que siempre repruebo
Le doi dinero profesora y el pasame a nota
Aunque la corran y pongan a una pinche teacher buenota

Parento entenderlo todo mas no entiendo nada
Me entran balas pero el ingles no me entra ni a patadas
Lo que me renconforta que iguales ai miles
Aparte de mi exnovia 6 idiomas mi talon de aquiles
Siempre dicen eso es esencial para el trabajo solo digo si verdad
(Por dentro me inporta un carajo)
What to name, what to ladres, callo quei
Al chilo no entiendo nimadres namas le estoi asiendo al wey
Lo entenderia con una teacher seductora
Que me diera calses insinuandose por 5 horas
Pero nemre no la chinges tengo una bien pinche gorda
Que ablo con el gansito en la boca y pa acabarla medio zorra
Pero bueno ni pedo asi es como nos toca
Ami pinche libro de ingles no se le paran ni las moscas
Si se cumpliera mi sueño de casarme con una gringa
Le diria te me aprendes el español o te me chingas
Tal vez no se me de esa cagada y si el chino mandarin
Como no se me dio la estudiada y si es de malandrin
Tampoco digo me rindo al chile al chicle ya no pego
Si solo siento ablar ingles los sabado andando pedo
Estube en barias escuelas y no abance ni un capitulo
Me cagan las peliculas haun con subtitulos
Si en clase le digo ami pasiencia no te agotes
No pongo atencion por ponerle al del periodico bigotes
Pa que aprendo el ingles si mi dominio es el español
Es como querer correr antes de gatiar descalzo en el sol
Porque compartir las horas si no son mias
Aprender ingles es mas cagante que una novia con estrias
No se izo ni con disney ni con ingles sin barreras
El ingles no me la pelaria aunque el mismo quisiera
En casa ya lo ablan mis padres y mi hermana
Ya pa que chingados lo ablo si no andare con rihana
Ni con megan fox ni con yesica simpson
Tal vez me enseñarian en viquini anbarradas de carlos quinto
Esa mamada del pasado y vervo tubi
Que es el vervo tubi siempre se me olvida ya lo vi
Mas de mil veces pero la neta no mas no
Estoi cansado de escribir a lo pendejo lo del pizarron
No me quejo a usted le pagan asi que no se queje
Que me pideon otro idioma pues me se el de la F

(Aver chicos pongan atencion vamos a ver oi lo del presente pasado
Noseque nombe no mames)

Maldito ingles mejor agan otro nuevo
Me caga es la una materia que siempre repruebo
Le doi dinero profesora y el pasame a nota
Aunque la corran y pongan a una pinche teacher buenota

Cursed English

Yes yes yes I'm Sargentorap this is called Cursed English,
It's something that not many get and well it was written in a class

Cursed English they better make another one
It sucks it's the one subject that I always fail
I give you money professor and you pass me to the grade
Even if they fire you and put a hot ass teacher

I seem to understand everything but I don't understand anything
They shoot at me but English doesn't enter me even with kicks
What comforts me is that there are thousands like me
Besides my ex-girlfriend 6 languages my Achilles' heel
They always say that it's essential for work I only say if its true
(Inside I don't give a damn)
What to name, what to ladres, callo quei
To the chilo I don't understand anything I'm just pretending here
I would understand it with a seductive teacher
Who would give me classes insinuating herself for 5 hours
But never don't fuck with me I have a really fat one
Who talks with the Gansito in her mouth and to top it off she's a half slut
But hey it can't be helped that's how we get it
They don't even give my English book a fly
If my dream of marrying an American girl came true
I'd tell her learn Spanish or get the hell out of here
Maybe that shit won't happen to me and if it's Mandarin Chinese
Since I didn't study and if it's to be a thug
I'm not saying I give up to the gum I don't stick anymore
If I only feel like speaking English on Saturdays drunk
I was in various schools and I didn't move forward a chapter
I hate movies even with subtitles
If in class I tell my patience not to get exhausted
I don't pay attention because I draw mustaches on the newspaper
Why should I learn English if my domain is Spanish
It's like wanting to run before crawling barefoot in the sun
Why share the hours if they're not mine
Learning English is more annoying than a girlfriend with stretch marks
It wasn't made with Disney or English without barriers
English wouldn't suck for me even if it wanted to
At home my parents and my sister already speak it
Why the fuck should I speak it if I'm not going around with Rihanna
Not with Megan Fox or Jessica Simpson
Maybe they would teach me in a bikini smeared with Carlos V
That crap of the past and the verb tubi
What's the verb tubi it always slips my mind I saw it
More than a thousand times but really no I can't
I'm tired of writing like an idiot what's on the blackboard
I'm not complaining to you you get paid so don't complain
What do you want me to know another language well I know the one of F

(Okay boys pay attention let's see today's present past tense
Some name whatever don't be dumb)

Cursed English they better make another one
It sucks it's the one subject that I always fail
I give you money professor and you pass me to the grade
Even if they fire you and put a hot ass teacher