Текст и перевод песни Saykoji - Jomblo

Jomblo

Gua punya temen
Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Yah, Saykoji
Lagu ini gua tujuin khusus buat jomblo-jomblo

Malam minggu kesepian dan sendirian
Tapi ngaku ama temen punya pendirian
Ngakunya blom tertarik punya pasangan
Padahal di dalam hati trus berangan

Tampang bukanlah yang menjadi alasan
Karena ngak jelek cukup pas-pasan
Tapi ngak pernah bisa punya pacar
Emang model kaya gini harus banyak belajar

Liat cewek cuman bisa maen suit-suit
Sok sok ngegodain sambil bibir tuit-tuit
Disangka cewek demen dibikin begitu
Cuman sama cewek murahan taktik itu jitu

Pantesan lo jomblo sepanjang abad
Berpikir dewasa aja masih super lambat
Yang ngerasa jomblo suka bengong mata belo
Lagu satu ini emang khusus buat elo

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

PDKT baju gak diganti
Apalagi udah seharian kagak mandi
Lalu pengen ngedeketin gadis-gadis
Udah pasti mereka menolak dengan sadis

Terus sok pinter di depan cewek
Ngomong panjang lebar berasa pewe
Padahal baca buku atau koran aja kagak
Otak masih bego di depan cewek belagak

Waktu pacaran dia ngajak makan
Terus minta dibayarin blak-blak-an
Udah gitu makan di restoran mahal
Lo pikir cewek seneng, kagak bakal

Kalo kaga pengen jomblo mesti tau diri
Jangan liat cowok lain punya cewek cantik iri
Mungkin dia memang pria sejati
Yang PDKT ama cewek lewat hati

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Makanye cara paling baek supaya elo kagak jomblo
Lo mesti berubah karna dunia tuh ga seperti daun kelor
Coba lo pikirin
Banyakan majalah cewek daripada majalah cowok
Mereka tuh lebih banyak masukan
Jelas aja lo keliatan bego

Makanya sekarang saatnya berubah
Apa yang udah gue bilang jangan lupa
Cowok yang lebih gentlemen cewek suka
Daripada malu taro mana tuh muka

Jadilah lelaki yang apa adanya
Jangan terlalu caper makanya
Kalo ngomong ama cewek liat matanya
Jangan liat yang lain denger kata katanya

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Nama saya Kisron dari Tegal
Saya 25 taun loh jomblo
Tapi saya ngikutin kata-kata nya mas Saykoji
Langsung dapet cewek
Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Malam minggu dia melongo
Soal cewe dia dongo
Tapi dia bukan homo
Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Untuk semua jomblo di Indonesia
Bersemangatlah
Karna hari kemenangan akan segera tiba

Single

I have a friend
Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

Yo, it's Saykoji
I'm dedicating this song specifically to all the single guys out there

Saturday night, lonely and alone
But you tell your friends you're independent
You claim you're not interested in having a partner
But in your heart, you keep fantasizing

Looks aren't the reason
Because you're not ugly, just average
But you can never get a girlfriend
Guys like this really need to learn a thing or two

You see a girl, you can only whistle
Trying to flirt with your lips, doing that 'tuit-tuit' sound
You think girls like that kind of thing
Only cheap girls fall for those tactics

No wonder you're single for centuries
Your thinking is still super slow, not mature yet
Those who feel single often have wide, innocent eyes
This song is specifically for you

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

Going on dates without changing your clothes
And haven't even showered all day
Then you try to approach girls
They will definitely reject you harshly

Then you act smart in front of girls
Talking at length feeling comfortable
But you don't even read books or newspapers
Still clueless, acting cocky in front of girls

When you're on a date, you take her to eat
Then you ask her to pay, blatantly
Moreover, you eat at an expensive restaurant
You think girls like that? No way!

If you don't want to be single, you need to know yourself
Don't envy other guys who have beautiful girlfriends
Maybe he really is a true gentleman
Who approaches girls with his heart

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

So the best way to avoid being single
You gotta change 'cause the world ain't like a taro leaf
Think about it
There are more girl magazines than boy magazines
They got more input
No wonder you look stupid

So now it's time to change
Don't forget what I've told you
Girls like gentlemen
Instead of being ashamed, where's your face?

Be a man who is what he is
Don't be too showy
When you talk to a girl, look into her eyes
Don't look at others, listen to her words

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

My name is Kisron from Tegal
I'm 25 years old and still single
But I followed Saykoji's words
And I got myself a girl right away
Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

Saturday night he just stares blankly
He's clueless when it comes to girls
But he's not gay
He's just a single guy

To all the single guys in Indonesia
Be spirited
Because the day of victory will come soon