Текст и перевод песни Saykoji - Online

Online

Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk online online
Online online

Tidur telat bangun pagi pagi
Nyalain komputer online lagi
Bukan mau ngetik kerjaan
E-mail tugas diserahkan

Tapi malah buka Facebook
Padahal face masih ngantuk
Beler kayak orang mabuk
Pala naik turun ngangguk-ngangguk

Sambil nge-downlod MTV
Colok I Pod USB kiri
Ngecekin postingan forum
Apa ada balesannye? belum

Biar belum sikat gigi belum mandi
Tapi kalo belum online paling anti
Liat Friendster Myspace, Youtube
Me and him, everybody you too

Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk online online
Online online

Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku online online
Online online

Nah udah mandi siap berangkat
Langsung cabut takut terlambat
Tak lupa flash disk gantung di leher
Malah lupa sepatu jadi nyeker

Flashdisk isinya bokep atau lagu
Kalau ada kerjaan pun gue ragu
Kalo emang berani coba pada ngaku
Cek isi foldernya satu satu

Di kantor online pakai proxy
Walau diblok server bisa dilolosi
Namanya udah ketagihan internet
Produktifitaspun kepepet

Jam kerja malah chatting YM
Ngobrol online sama ehehem
Atasan lewat langsung klik data
Pura pura kerja di depan mata

Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk online online
Online online

Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku online online
Online online

Makan siangpun aku cari sinyal Wi-fi
Mengapa kukecanduan oh why why?
Kadang terasa bagai tak berdaya
Ingin kuberubah

Cek E-mail spam semua
E-mail benerannya cuma dua
Yang satu email lama
Yang satu forward-an yang sama

Ngarep komentar buka Friendster
Loading, gue tinggal beser
Pas balik ngecek komputer
Kok lagi maintenance server

Ya udah download lagu
Bajakan gratis gak pake ragu
Saykoji satu album
Setengah jam bisa rampung

Sore sore bosen hambar
Ide nakal cari cari gambar
Download video dengan sabar
Ketahuan pacar digampar

Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk online online
Online online

Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku online online
Online online

Siang malam ku selalu
Menatap layar terpaku
Untuk online online
Online online

Jari dan keyboard beradu
Pasang earphone dengar lagu
Aku online online
Online online

Online

Day and night, I'm always
Staring at the screen, transfixed,
To be online, online,
Online, online.

Sleep late, wake up early,
Turn on the computer, online again.
Not to type up work,
Email assignments to be submitted,

But instead I open Facebook,
Even though my face is still sleepy,
Blurry like a drunk person,
Head bobbing up and down, nodding.

While downloading MTV,
Plug in the iPod, USB on the left,
Checking forum posts,
Are there any replies? Not yet.

I might not have brushed my teeth or showered yet,
But not being online is the worst,
Looking at Friendster, Myspace, YouTube,
Me and him, everybody, you too.

Day and night, I'm always
Staring at the screen, transfixed,
To be online, online,
Online, online.

Fingers and keyboard clash,
Put on earphones, listen to music,
I'm online, online,
Online, online.

Now I'm showered and ready to go,
I leave immediately, afraid of being late,
Not forgetting the flash drive hanging around my neck,
But I forgot my shoes, so I'm barefoot.

The flash drive is filled with porn or music,
Even if there's work, I'm hesitant.
If you're brave, try and confess,
Check the contents of each folder one by one.

At the office, I go online using a proxy,
Even if the server is blocked, it can be bypassed.
My name is "addicted to the internet,"
And productivity is squeezed.

During work hours, I chat on YM instead,
Chatting online with, ahem,
When the boss walks by, I quickly click on data,
Pretending to work before their eyes.

Day and night, I'm always
Staring at the screen, transfixed,
To be online, online,
Online, online.

Fingers and keyboard clash,
Put on earphones, listen to music,
I'm online, online,
Online, online.

Even during lunch, I look for a Wi-Fi signal,
Why am I so addicted? Oh, why, why?
Sometimes I feel powerless,
I want to change.

Check my emails, they're all spam,
Only two real emails,
One is an old email,
The other one is the same forward.

Hoping for comments, I open Friendster,
It's loading, I go take a leak,
Come back and check the computer,
And it's under server maintenance.

Alright, let's download some music,
Pirated, free, no hesitation.
A Saykoji album,
Can be finished in half an hour.

Evening comes, bored and bland,
Naughty ideas, searching for pictures,
Download videos patiently,
Get caught by the girlfriend, get slapped.

Day and night, I'm always
Staring at the screen, transfixed,
To be online, online,
Online, online.

Fingers and keyboard clash,
Put on earphones, listen to music,
I'm online, online,
Online, online.

Day and night, I'm always
Staring at the screen, transfixed,
To be online, online,
Online, online.

Fingers and keyboard clash,
Put on earphones, listen to music,
I'm online, online,
Online, online.