Текст и перевод песни Saykoji - Ulangan Dadakan

Ulangan Dadakan

Hari Sabtu matematika jam terakhir
Penat sekolah sepanjang minggu hampir berakhir
Tiba-tiba ibu guru bilang, "Kita ulangan"
Ah! Mendadak merusak semua ketenangan

Minjem bolpen, pensil, penghapus, sama tip exs
Langsung bikin contekan rumus biar rileks
Karna bakal mati-matian, ini matematika
Asal nilai nggak di bawah enam lupa etika

Sambil gaya gue nulis nama lama-lama
Biar kelihatan serius kaya rangking pertama
Nomor satu, ets, soal trigonometri
Tenang, ada contekan walau gua kagak ngerti

Meraba-raba kertas di kantong celana
Sambil ngintip gerak-gerik Bu guru yang di sana
Ok, tenang dia lagi liat ke arah lain
Tapi buset, contekan gua kecil bukan main! Ahhhh

Mmm, gokil soalnya susah-susah ada sepuluh
Esai semuanya waduh bikin gua ngeluh
Jantung berdetak dag dig dug, wajah penuh peluh
Celingak-celinguk kepala gua garuk melulu

Oh no, sumpah, nih soal gua kagak ngerti
Sama sekali gua nggak tau harus ngapain lagi
Otak stagnan gilanya gua nggak punya contekan
Ya udah gua nunggu aja kiriman dari teman

Man! Gila, Igor kok ngerjainnya lancar
Wah pasti nih anak semalam udah belajar
Ngeliatin dia lancar jantung gua makin berdebar
Tapi tetap aja gua masih harus bersabar

Waktu di jam dinding terus berjalan
Makin keringetan nggak tahan kaya mau pingsan
Hati nggak karuan udah semakin belingsatan
Menatap masih kosongnya nih kertas jawaban

Ulangan dadakan di hari Sabtu
Bikin semangatku langsung jatuh
Terpaksa pakai skill kebetan yang kupunya
Kagak pernah belajar kena batunya

Ulangan dadakan di hari Sabtu
Bikin semangatku langsung jatuh
Terpaksa pakai skill kebetan yang kupunya
Kagak pernah belajar kena batunya

Gor, kok lu bisa?
Oh lo pake kerpekan ya?
Ya udah satu sampe sepuluh gue minta jawaban
Tapi gimana caranya, nih, supaya aman
Masalahnya Bu guru lebih galak dari preman
Ok, Fiz, lu pura-pura jatohin pensil
Arahin jatohnya deket meja gua nyempil
Sambil nanti gue jatohin kertas contekannya
Tapi elo mesti cepet-cepet gocekannya

Satu, dua, tiga, ok! Sekarang
Sebelum Bu guru menatap dengan wajah garang
Nah, tuh kan gampang langsung dapet
Loh, kok, Bu gurunya jalan ke sini cepet-cepet, waah (Awas, awas, awas)
Igor! Hafiz! Kalian ngapain? (Gak ngapa-ngapain)
Kalian nyontek, ya? (Enggak, Bu, gak, gak)
Nggak ada alasan! Pulang sekolah kalian ikut ibu ke kantor kepala sekolah

Ulangan dadakan di hari Sabtu
Bikin semangatku langsung jatuh
Terpaksa pakai skill kebetan yang kupunya
Kagak pernah belajar kena batunya

Ulangan dadakan di hari Sabtu
Bikin semangatku langsung jatuh
Terpaksa pakai skill kebetan yang kupunya
Kagak pernah belajar kena batunya

Ye, ini semua gara-gara elo nih
Kok gua, sih
Elo lagi Fiz
Bukan, enak aja lu
Lu pelan banget ngambilnya, lu buru-buru dikit napa, yee
Ye, Gor, gue udah buru-buru, cuma emang dasar lagi apes aje (Yaah)
Lagian lu juga, sih, kurang canggih ngelemparnya (Loh)
Udahlah, ngapain juga main salah-salahan
Ih, gua juga yang bantu
Apes
Elu kali
Elu
Elu
Elu
Elu
Elu
Elo, eeh
Elu, blee (blee bleeh)
Makanya belajar

Sudden Quiz

Saturday, last period math class
A week of school fatigue is almost over
Suddenly the teacher says, "We have a quiz"
Ah! Suddenly ruining all the peace

Borrowing pens, pencils, erasers, and tip exs
Immediately make a cheat sheet of formulas to relax
Because it will be a death match, this is math
As long as the grade is not below six, forget ethics

While I write my name long
To look serious like the first rank
Number one, ets, trigonometry problem
Relax, there's a cheat sheet even though I don't understand

Feeling the paper in my pants pocket
While peeking at the movements of the teacher over there
Ok, relax she's looking the other way
But damn, my cheat sheet is really small! Ahhhh

Mmm, gokil the problems are hard there are ten
All essays, wow, make me complain
Heart beats dag dig dug, face full of sweat
Looking around my head scratching

Oh no, I swear, this problem I don't understand
I have absolutely no idea what to do anymore
Brain stagnant crazy I don't have a cheat sheet
Well, I'll just wait for a shipment from a friend

Man! Crazy, Igor is doing it smoothly
Wow, this kid must have studied last night
Seeing him fluent my heart beats faster
But still I still have to be patient

Time on the clock keeps running
Getting sweaty can't stand it like I'm about to faint
The heart is not chaotic, it's getting more and more glassy
Staring at this still blank answer sheet

Sudden quiz on Saturday
Make my enthusiasm immediately fall
Forced to use the skill of luck that I have
Never learned hit the rock

Sudden quiz on Saturday
Make my enthusiasm immediately fall
Forced to use the skill of luck that I have
Never learned hit the rock

Gor, how come you can do it?
Oh, you use carbon paper, huh?
Okay, from one to ten, I need the answers
But how do we do this safely
The problem is, the teacher is fiercer than a thug
Ok, Fiz, you pretend to drop your pencil
Direct the fall near my desk tucked away
While I'll drop the cheat sheet
But you have to quickly grab it

One, two, three, ok! Now
Before the teacher stares with a fierce face
There, you see, it's easy to get it right away
Loh, why is the teacher walking over here quickly, whoa (Watch out, watch out, watch out)
Igor! Hafiz! What are you doing? (Nothing-nothing)
You're cheating, aren't you? (No, ma'am, no, no)
No excuses! After school you guys come with me to the principal's office

Sudden quiz on Saturday
Make my enthusiasm immediately fall
Forced to use the skill of luck that I have
Never learned hit the rock

Sudden quiz on Saturday
Make my enthusiasm immediately fall
Forced to use the skill of luck that I have
Never learned hit the rock

Ye, this is all because of you
Why me?
It's you, Fiz
No, it's not fair
You're too slow to take it, why don't you hurry up a bit, yee
Ye, Gor, I was in a hurry, but it's just basically bad luck (Yeah)
And you too, you're not sophisticated enough to throw it (Loh)
Come on, what's the point of blaming each other
Ih, I helped too
Bad luck
You
You
You
You
You
You
You, eh
You, blee (blee bleeh)
That's why you should study