Текст и перевод песни Scha Dara Parr - あんた誰? (REMIX)

あんた誰? (REMIX)

やっ 結構いろんなめに
あうんだよ僕 これがまた
ほう

ANIは知ってるよね
これがもう あいまくり 何が
たとえばね
つり革に掴まりふと目を落とした
アバンギャルドな顔した娘が座っていた
"うーん 顔が夢の島"なんてこと思ってたら駅に着いた
今 九時十分前
急いで帰りゃまだあのテレビに間に合うぞこりゃ
うりゃ!! こうなったらもう速歩きだ
おや? 夢の島もこの駅か?
気にせず歩くこと数分の間
夢の島は変わらず前にいた
僕も急いでたもんだから上げたスピード
夢の島もなぜか僕を小走りでリード
チラチラ後ろを気にしている御様子
何を思ったか全力疾走
と思いきや立ち止まり振り向き
"もう 警察呼ぶわよ!!"
え!? あんた誰?
あるね あるある 勘違い
困るんだよナァ
しどろもどろで言い訳なんかしちゃって
ちょっと待ってちょーだい
ちょっと待て違うよ
新譜でもチェックしにブラリレコードショップ
ほーう、ゆとりだねぇ
レコードを見てると肩を叩かれた僕
ビローン
振り向くと 全然知らない奴が立っていた
かと思えば親しげにしゃべりかけてきた
"HEY! YO!! ボウズ
このレコード どうなんだYO!"
たじろぎ身を引く僕の肩を抱き
"じゃあ アニとシンコにもよろしくな! またライブいっからよ!!"
え!? あんた誰?
雑誌の取材で対談
遅れてきた自称「ヒューモアカメラマン」
"はいは～い
みんないい顔でコッチ向くアルヨ!"
え!? あんた誰?
いるんだよ そういう奴がな
だけど そういう奴等のペースにハマったら こっちの負けだ
立ち向かったって性格的に負けてんだから
無視しよう 無視無視無視無視
オイ何だそれ
ガガガガチョーンてのは
オレのレコード使ってんのかコラ
いたむじゃねーかよ 針が
針ないんだ今
え? 面白そだね
手伝おうか
ガッガッ よし ガチョーン
あんまし本とかは読まない僕だが
その人の言うことはデタラメだから
つい新作とか出れば買ってたし
エッセイとかもマメに読んでたクチ
雑学 博学 知識も豊富
ブラックユーモア キツイキツイジョーク
でもある時期を機会にどーも様子変わり
そう あれは新作を出したあたり
小説はともかく 言ってることまで
啓示でも聞いたか 神がかってきちゃって

今までのデタラメさは一体何だったんだ?

も～なんかー あんた誰? (景山民夫)

ブラウン管から身の上相談

お昼のひととき主婦の時間
借金苦 離婚 酒乱 不倫
超ウルトラ ド級の苦労人たちに
カメラを見据えてしかめっ面
上っ面だけのお説教とくらぁ
珍プレー特集好きだったんだが
てめえが"チン"プレー
あんた誰? (みのもんた)
テレビは怖いねぇ
あんまりカタイこと言ってると
テメェーの生活がきゅーくつになっちゃう
健康ドリンクのCMなんかに出ちゃうと
病気になっても医者行けねぇ
超ロックバンドのボーカリストまわりの人
みんなクラブファッションで決めちゃって
あんた誰?
やみくもに上昇志向の彼 力みまくっちゃって
あんた誰?
イヤ～ 無視無視無視無視
あんた誰?
人気者のはずなのに なぜかキカボンウキボンカットボン
あんた誰?
オモロなコドモDJ
あんた誰?
舌打ちキャプテン
あんた誰?
ナイスな三人組って誰?
そう! スチャダラパー!!
"え!? あんた誰?"

Who are you? (REMIX)

Oh, I often find myself
In all sorts of situations
Oh my

ANI knows my face
It's super weird, what gives
For example
I was holding onto the train handle and looked down
An avant-garde girl was sitting there
"Ugh, her face looks like a dump" I thought, and then the station arrived
It's a little bit before nine-ten
If I hurry, I can still catch that TV show
Alright, this calls for a brisk walk
Oh? Is the dump station here too?
I continued walking for a few minutes without minding it
The dump was still in front of me
I was in a hurry, so I picked up my pace
The dump, for some reason, started jogging after me
It kept looking back at me
And then it started running at full speed
And stopped suddenly, turning around
"I'm calling the cops now!!"
What? Who are you?
There are many, many misunderstandings
It's so annoying
I ended up making excuses and stuttering
Just wait a minute
Wait, that's not right
I went to a record store to check out some new releases
Wow, you're so chill
As I was looking at the records, someone tapped me on the shoulder
Surprise
I turned around and saw a stranger
He started talking to me as if we were close
"HEY! YO!! Man
What do you think of this record, YO!"
I flinched and pulled away, but he put his arm around my shoulder
"Yo, tell Ani and Shinco that I said what's up! We'll be at your next show!!"
What? Who are you?
I was doing an interview for a magazine
A self-proclaimed "humor photographer" showed up late
"Aight, aight
Everybody look this way and smile!"
What? Who are you?
There are people like that
But if you get caught up in their pace, you've lost
Even if you confront them, you'll lose because of your personality
Just ignore them, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
Hey, what's that?
The thump-thump-thumping sound
Someone's using my records, you jerk
They're going to damage the needle
There is no needle anymore
Oh? That sounds interesting
Can I help you?
Thump-thump, okay, thump
I don't read much
Because what he says is all nonsense
But I still bought his new releases when they came out
And I used to read his essays regularly
Trivia, erudition, a wealth of knowledge
Black humor, dark and sharp jokes
But after a certain period, something strange happened
That was around the time he released his new work
Not just his novels, but what he was saying
He had a revelation or something, he became divine

What was with all the nonsense he used to say?

Gosh, you're, Who are you? (Kageyama Tami)

Life advice from the TV screen

A moment for housewives during the day
Debt, divorce, alcoholism, affairs
People with extreme struggles
Frowning at the camera
Just superficial sermons and stuff
I used to love watching blooper reels
But you're the real "blooper"
Who are you? (Minomonta)
TV is scary
If you say something too serious
Your own life will become cramped
If you appear in a commercial for a health drink
You won't be able to go to the doctor if you get sick
The vocalist of a super rock band and the people around him
All dressed up in club fashion
Who are you?
He's so ambitious, he's trying too hard
Who are you?
Oh, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
Who are you?
He's supposed to be popular, but why does he have a weird haircut?
Who are you?
The funny kid DJ
Who are you?
Tongue-clicking captain
Who are you?
Who's that great trio?
That's right! Scha Dara Parr!!
"What? Who are you?"