Текст и перевод песни Scha Dara Parr - あんた誰?

あんた誰?

やっ 結構いろんなめに
あうんだよ僕 これがまた
ほう
ANIは知ってるよね
これがもう あいまくり 何が
たとえばね
つり革に掴まりふと目を落とした
アバンギャルドな顔した娘が座っていた
"うーん 顔が夢の島"なんてこと思ってたら駅に着いた
今 九時十分前
急いで帰りゃまだあのテレビに間に合うぞこりゃ
うりゃ!! こうなったらもう速歩きだ
おや? 夢の島もこの駅か?
気にせず歩くこと数分の間
夢の島は変わらず前にいた
僕も急いでたもんだから上げたスピード
夢の島もなぜか僕を小走りでリード
チラチラ後ろを気にしている御様子
何を思ったか全力疾走
と思いきや立ち止まり振り向き
"もう 警察呼ぶわよ!!"
え!? あんた誰?
あるね あるある 勘違い
困るんだよナァ
しどろもどろで言い訳なんかしちゃって
ちょっと待ってちょーだい
ちょっと待て違うよ
新譜でもチェックしにブラリレコードショップ
ほーう、ゆとりだねぇ
レコードを見てると肩を叩かれた僕
ビローン
振り向くと 全然知らない奴が立っていた
かと思えば親しげにしゃべりかけてきた
"HEY! YO!! ボウズ
このレコード どうなんだYO!"
たじろぎ身を引く僕の肩を抱き
"じゃあ アニとシンコにもよろしくな! またライブいっからよ!!"
え!? あんた誰?
雑誌の取材で対談
遅れてきた自称「ヒューモアカメラマン」
"はいは～い
みんないい顔でコッチ向くアルヨ!"
え!? あんた誰?
いるんだよ そういう奴がな
だけど そういう奴等のペースにハマったら こっちの負けだ
立ち向かったって性格的に負けてんだから
無視しよう 無視無視無視無視
オイ何だそれ
ガガガガチョーンてのは
オレのレコード使ってんのかコラ
いたむじゃねーかよ 針が
針ないんだ今
え? 面白そだね
手伝おうか
ガッガッ よし ガチョーン
あんまし本とかは読まない僕だが
その人の言うことはデタラメだから
つい新作とか出れば買ってたし
エッセイとかもマメに読んでたクチ
雑学 博学 知識も豊富
ブラックユーモア キツイキツイジョーク
でもある時期を機会にどーも様子変わり
そう あれは新作を出したあたり
小説はともかく 言ってることまで
啓示でも聞いたか 神がかってきちゃって
今までのデタラメさは一体何だったんだ?

も～なんかー あんた誰?

ブラウン管から身の上相談

お昼のひととき主婦の時間
借金苦 離婚 酒乱 不倫
超ウルトラ ド級の苦労人たちに
カメラを見据えてしかめっ面
上っ面だけのお説教とくらぁ
珍プレー特集好きだったんだが
てめえが"チン"プレー
あんた誰?
テレビは怖いねぇ
あんまりカタイこと言ってると
テメェーの性格がきゅーくつになっちゃう
健康ドリンクのCMなんかに出ちゃうと
病気になっても医者行けねぇ
超ロックバンドのまわりの人 みんなクラブファッションで
決めちゃって
あんた誰?
やみくもに上昇志向の彼 力みまくっちゃって
あんた誰?
イヤ～ 無視無視無視無視
あんた誰?
人気者のはずなのに なぜか キカボン ウキボン カットボン
あんた誰?
オモロなコドモDJ
あんた誰?
舌打ちキャプテン
あんた誰?
ナイスな3人組って誰?
そう! スチャダラパー!!
"え!? あんた誰?"

Who are you?

Wow, I've been through a lot
In my life, I must say
Woah
You know ANI, right?
This is just messed up, what's going on?
For example,
I was holding onto a strap in the train
When I looked down and saw
A girl with an avant-garde face sitting there
I thought, "Wow, her face is like Dream Island"
And then the train arrived
It's 9:10 now
If I hurry, I can still catch that TV show
Let's go! I'm going to power walk
Oh? Is Dream Island this station?
I ignored it and walked for a few minutes
Dream Island was still right there in front of me
I was in a hurry, so I picked up my speed
For some reason, Dream Island started jogging slightly ahead of me
She kept glancing back at me
I don't know what got into her, but she started sprinting
And then she stopped and turned around
"I'm going to call the police!"
What?! Who are you?
Oh, there are people like that, who make mistakes
This is so annoying
I tried to explain myself, all flustered
Wait a minute
Wait, it's not me
I went to a record store to check out some new releases
You're so chill
I was looking at some records when someone tapped me on the shoulder
Boing
I turned around and saw a complete stranger standing there
And then he started talking to me like we were old friends
"Hey! Yo! Man
What do you think of this record?"
He put his arm around my shoulder and said,
"Tell Ani and Shinko I said hi! We'll go to a live concert again!"
What?! Who are you?
I was doing an interview for a magazine
A self-proclaimed "humor photographer" came late
"Okay, everyone
Look over here with a great smile!"
What?! Who are you?
Those kind of people exist
But if you let them get to you, you've already lost
I can't win against them with my personality
Just ignore them, ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
Hey, what's that?
What's with the scraping sound?
Are you using my record, man?
That's going to damage the needle
There's no needle in it right now
Oh? That sounds fun
Can I help you?
Clack, clack, boom
I don't read much, but
I've always bought his books when he releases new ones
I've even read his essays regularly
He's got a lot of knowledge, both trivial and scholarly
He's got a great sense of humor, but his jokes are a bit harsh
But then something changed
It was around the time he released his new book
His novels were fine, but his words
It's like he's had a revelation or something

What happened to the old nonsense?

Advice on TV

During the housewives' time slot
Debt, divorce, alcoholism, affairs
To those who have faced extreme hardship
They frown at the camera
Their sermons are just superficial
I used to love watching bloopers
But now you're the blooper
Who are you?
TV is scary
If you say things that are too rigid
You'll just end up feeling confined
If you appear in a commercial for a health drink
You won't be able to see a doctor even if you get sick
The people around super rock bands
Always dress in club fashion
Who are you?
He's so ambitious, it's exhausting
Who are you?
Just ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore
Who are you?
He's supposed to be popular, but for some reason he's a weirdo
Who are you?
The funny kid DJ
Who are you?
Tongue-clicking captain
Who are you?
Who's the nice trio?
That's right! Scha Dara Parr!!
"What?! Who are you?"