Текст и перевод песни Schyzo feat. Bizarre - Lubrikant

Lubrikant

Yeauh, ya-ya-ya, yeauh
Ya-ya-ya ya-ya-ya yeauh
Mám otázku ty zmrde
Yeauh, ya-ya
Yeauh yeauh yeauhReklama

Co bude z chlapečka co má doma dva táty
Jednou příde domů uvidí je péra sát si - au (Tati?)
Chlapeček se bude asi trápit
Zatímco bude spát tak ve snu bude mít jen ptáky
Chlapeček by vod mala měl cucat kozy mámy
Měl by vidět svýho tátu mámu pérem dávit
Máma by ho měla mít tak deep až jídlo zvrátí
Pak to bude OK, všechno bude tak jak má být
A já! Já mám chuť na tvoji dceru
Myslím na to jak mě saje kokote zatímco seru
A že prej je to moc měl bys vyměnit si plenu
Nebudu cenzurovat ani jednu větu na to jebu
Teď mě neruš, moje fantazie nemá hranice
Nasírat ty starý báby to je pro mě tradice
Tendle rap není pro báby, pro ženy a panice
Shoutout dětem co píšou moje sloky na lavice
Fotky

(Óó) Lubrikant
(Óó) Ve slevě
(Óó) Nekupuj
(Óó) Neser mě
(Óó) Hádejte kdo už se zase vrátil
(Óó) Já bych tě ty klátil

Yeah, little, little...
Don't take everything so serious
Ha ha ha ha hah, yo
Fucked my cousin in his asshole
Slit my auntie's throat
2019 Bizarre still on dope
I'm a cheater and a liar
Found on the freeway
With my car on fire
I had dirty sex when I was just 11
A transvestite suck my dick since '97
The world is serious the world's insane
And I'm sniffing pure cocaine
I'm 45, with a 38
And I slept with my daughter's prom date (My man)
My girlfriend she hate black and chinese
And she's Hillbilly mixed with Vietnamese (Bitch)
I'm so fucking retarded (ha ha ha ha)
The weed I got smell like somebody farted
And I'm high off heroin
Smoking crack with Nancy Kerrigan
(Óó) Lubrikant
(Óó) Ve slevě
(Óó) Nekupuj
(Óó) Neser mě
(Óó) Hádejte kdo už se zase vrátil
(Óó) Já bych tě ty buzerante klátil

Pár tátů stačí mít (stačí mít zmrde)
Jen pár co umí za to vzít (za to vzít zmrde)
Pár bez mámy by si bral (by si bral zmrde)
Bez mámy by sis život přál
(Zmrde)

Lubricant

Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah yeah yeah-yeah yeah
I have a question for you, asshole
Yeah, yeah-yeah
Yeah yeah yeahAdvertisement

What will happen to the boy who has two daddies at home
One day he comes home and sees them sucking each other off - ouch (Daddy?)
The little boy will probably be traumatized
While he's sleeping, he'll only have birds in his dreams
The little boy should have sucked mom's tits from babyhood
He should have seen his dad choking mom with his dick
Mom should have had it so deep that she threw up food
Then it will be OK, everything will be as it should be
And I! I want to have your daughter
I think about her sucking my cock while I shit
And she's too young and you should change her diaper
I'm not going to censor a single sentence, I don't give a fuck
Don't bother me now, my imagination knows no bounds
Pissing off old ladies, that's my tradition
This rap isn't for babies, women and wimps
Shoutout to the kids who write my lyrics on their desks
Photos

Lubricant (oh)
On sale (oh)
Don't buy (oh)
Don't make me angry (oh)
Guess who's back again (oh)
I would rock you (oh)

Yeah, little, little...
Don't take everything so seriously
Haha haha hah, yo
Fucked my cousin in his asshole
Slit my auntie's throat
2019 Bizarre still on dope
I'm a cheater and a liar
Found on the freeway
With my car on fire
I had dirty sex when I was just 11
A transvestite sucked my dick since '97
The world is serious, the world's insane
And I'm sniffing pure cocaine
I'm 45, with a 38
And I slept with my daughter's prom date (My man)
My girlfriend, she hates blacks and Chinese
And she's Hillbilly mixed with Vietnamese (Bitch)
I am so fucking retarded (ha ha ha ha)
The weed I got smells like someone farted
And I'm high on heroin
Smoking crack with Nancy Kerrigan
Lubricant (oh)
On sale (oh)
Don't buy (oh)
Don't make me angry (oh)
Guess who's back again (oh)
I would rock you, you gay (oh)

A few dads are enough (Enough, asshole)
Just a few who know how to get it on (Get it on, asshole)
A few without a mom would take it (Would take it, asshole)
Without a mom, you would wish for life
(Asshole)