Текст и перевод песни Sebastian - Hvis Du Tror Du Er Noget

Hvis Du Tror Du Er Noget

Du har været oppe hele dagen
Du har været hele byen rundt
Du var henne på socialen
Du har talt så det gjorde ondt

Der er divideret og ganget ud
Der er lagt sammen og trukket fra
Du stod bare der med din røde tud
Og du får aldrig noget svar

Der var kun ham med det skæve slips
Og samme skjorte som i fjor
Der grinte smøret over den samme vits
Om at komme igen til næste år

Menneske verdens velfærd stig'r
Problemer ka jo altid druknes i papir, mhm
Tror du man hører hva' du si'r?
Nej, for hvis du tror du er nog't
Så er der noget du har misforstået
Og hvis du tror du kommer over gærdet
Så er det også helt hen i vejret, na na na na

Du blev fyret fra dit job
Akkorden var ikke slidet værd
Du råbte højt og sagde stop
De andre syntes du var lidt sær

Du blev kaldt op til direktøren
Fik lov at tænde hans cigar
Også han fik hele smøren
Var vældig flink og mægtig rar

Han ku godt se der var et problem
Det ligger nu engang lidt svært når man kommer fra landet
Men med din krop og så pæne ben
Ku han sagtens skaffe dig noget andet

Kvinde er du bange
Du ku gøre meget mer'
Men du går stadigvæk derhjemme
Og vasker op og skifter bleer, mhm
Tror du man hører hva du si'r?
Nej, for hvis du tror du er noget
Så er der noget du har misforstået
Og hvis du tror du kommer over gærdet
Så er det også helt hen i vejret, na na na na

Så var det du mødte flinke Ejnar
På en bar i slumkvarteret
Han sa' han mangled' lidt klejner
Og trængte til at bli' barberet

Han sa' han elsked' dig og alt det dyre
Han stjal din lejlighed med et grin
For hans sagfører fik lidt mere i hyre
End du ku betale din

Så er de finder dig her på gaden
De si'r du dumpede med glans
Du så det hele bag facaden
Og nu er du på vej til Sankte Hans

Det er der man skal forhindre
Du finder ud af du' normal
Og sku det endelig ske
Så ta' en tur fra femte sal, mhm
Så ska du nok bli' gal
For hvis du tror du er noget
Så er der noget du har misforstået
Og hvis du tror du kommer over gærdet
Så er det også helt hen i vejret, ha ha ha ha

For hvis du tror du er noget
Så er der noget du har misforstået
Og hvis du tror du kommer over gærdet
Så er det også helt hen i vejret, hun

If You Think You're Anything

You've been up all day
You've been all around town
You were down at the social welfare office
You've talked until your voice was sore

There has been dividing and multiplying
There has been adding up and subtracting
You just stood there with your red nose
And you'll never get an answer

There was only him with the crooked tie
And the same shirt he wore last year
There, he snickered over the same joke
About coming back next year

Human world's welfare increases
Problems can always be drowned in paperwork, mhm
Do you think they hear what you're saying?
No, because if you think you're anything
Then there's something you've misunderstood
And if you think you'll get over the fence
Then that's also completely out of the question, na na na na

You got fired from your job
The piecework wasn't worth the effort
You shouted loudly and said stop
The others thought you were a bit strange

You were called up to the manager
Allowed to light his cigar
You gave him the whole story
He was very kind and terribly nice

He could see there was a problem
It's a bit difficult when you come from the countryside
But with your body and such nice legs
He could easily get you something else

Lady, are you afraid?
You could do so much more
But you still stay home
And wash dishes and change diapers, mhm
Do you think they hear what you're saying?
No, because if you think you're anything
Then there's something you've misunderstood
And if you think you'll get over the fence
Then that's also completely out of the question, na na na na

Then you met friendly Ejnar
At a bar in the slums
He said he needed some cookies
And needed to get a shave

He said he loved you and all things expensive
He stole your apartment with a grin
Because his lawyer got a little more in fees
Than you could pay yours

Then they find you here on the street
They say you failed miserably
You saw it all behind the facade
And now you're on your way to the madhouse

That's where it should be prevented
You find out you're normal
And should it finally happen
Then take a leap from the fifth floor, mhm
Then you'll definitely go crazy
Because if you think you're anything
Then there's something you've misunderstood
And if you think you'll get over the fence
Then that's also completely out of the question, ha ha ha ha

Because if you think you're anything
Then there's something you've misunderstood
And if you think you'll get over the fence
Then that's also completely out of the question, girl