Текст и перевод песни Seiko Oomori - 堕教師

堕教師

教師なのに馬鹿でごめんなさい
勉強しかしたことないの

教師なのに馬鹿でごめんなさい
勉強しかしたことないの

何にも考えないパラパラパラパラパラ
パラパラパラパラパッパラパー
今日・教室・境界線・興味深々なプライベート
何にも関係ないパラパラパラパラパラ
パラパラパラパラパッパラパー
妊娠したって休んだのサボりってバレてクビかしら

教師なのにタバコ吸って
教師なのにいじめられて
教師なのに不登校で
教師だからだから何なの

人の気持ちわかっちゃうと
合わないってわかっちゃうし
合わないって思われたら
何にも聞いてくれないし

何にも考えないフリ
何にも考えないフリ
人間なんかじゃないかも
適度なスキャンダルで撒こう

天使なのに産まれちゃってさ
死ぬまで暇 どうしてくれるの
教師なんて 狭い世界ね
Noteかいてバズっても暇ね

女だって得意だけど
女の成績5段階で5だからって
女やらなきゃいけないとか納得いかない

納得いかない
給食も嫌い
私の諸事情
家庭の事情

親・私・生徒・理事長
Win-win-win-winならない
退屈に火をつけたくて
Win-win-win-win鳴らして

誰にも言えない秘密は
先生にだってあるのよ
ググってでてくることまで
いちいち聞かないでほしい

想像力足んないパラパラパラパラパラ
パラパラパラパラパッパラパー
今日・教室・境界線・自分の時間睡眠だけ
存在証明DIEw パラパラパラパラパラ
パラパラパラパラパッパラパー
起立きをつけ礼 着席落ち着かない椅子

これが最後のホームルームです
みなさん、せめて
酷いことするとき酷い顔できる大人になってくださいね

天使なのに産まれちゃってさ
死ぬまで暇 どうしてくれるの
教師なんて 狭い世界ね
Noteかいてバズっても暇ね

ちゃんと考えてパラパラパラパラパラ
パラパラパラパラパッパラパー
ちゃんと向き合って
パラパラパラパラパラ
パラパラパラパラパッパラパー

酷いことするとき酷い顔できる大人になってくださいね
さよなら

Fallen Teacher

Excuse me for being a slow teacher
All I know is studying

Excuse me for being a slow teacher
All I know is studying

Acting brainless with my hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, bum-de-day
Today, classroom, boundaries, interesting private life
Nothing to do with it, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, bum-de-day
I got pregnant and I took a leave, but my slacking off was discovered, so I might get fired

Excuse me for being a smoking teacher
Excuse me for being a bullied teacher
Excuse me for being a truant teacher
Because I'm a teacher, so what?

If I understand your feelings
Then I'll realize that we're not a good match
And if you think we're not a good match
Then you won't listen to anything I have to say

Pretending not to think
Pretending not to think
I might not even be human
Sprinkle with a moderate amount of scandal

Excuse me for being born an angel
How am I going to kill time until I die?
Teaching is such a small world
Even if I write a Note and it goes viral, I'll still be bored

Excuse me for being good at being a woman
Even though my female skills are a 5 out of 5
I don't agree with the idea that I have to act like a woman

I don't agree
I hate school lunches
My own circumstances
My family's circumstances

Parents, me, students, principal
It's impossible for everyone to win
I want to set boredom on fire
And make everyone a winner

I have secrets that I can't tell anyone
Even to you, my teacher
Don't ask me things that you can easily find by Googling
I want you to use your imagination

Your imagination is lacking, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, bum-de-day
Today, classroom, boundaries, my time is only for sleeping
My existence is DYING, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, bum-de-day
Stand up, attention, bow, sit down, can't sit still

This is my last homeroom
Everybody, at the very least
Become adults who can make a mean face when they do something mean

Excuse me for being born an angel
How am I going to kill time until I die?
Teaching is such a small world
Even if I write a Note and it goes viral, I'll still be bored

Think carefully, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, bum-de-day
Face me properly
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee
Hum-de-dee, hum-de-dee, bum-de-day

Become adults who can make a mean face when they do something mean
Farewell