Текст песни You Didn't Glow Up - Shane Dawson , Ryland Adams

Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be
Not even that could straighten out your sexuality

You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty

I think I'd rather give my "SuperLuv" to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote two books that I didn't even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
They say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie

You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on Youtube even though you're almost thirty

You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on Youtube even though you're almost thirty

I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, sexual