Текст песни Swap Meet Louie - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Hey, homies
Who, me?
Yeah, that's right, you the fly hustler
Ah, y'all still sellin' that fake Louis, huh?
Hey! Don't be turnin' the high side up in here
You don't even got the dope (pssh)
Oh, baby, I don't need the high side
Just give me some khakis, and I'm straight

Tryin' diss me?
Ole raggy, rooty-poot, runned-up, gangsta
Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer?
You can't afford this Louis Vuitton
Aw, what you mean I can't afford it?
Why would I wanna try to afford some old, fake Louis?
Baby, if that's real Louis, I'm Tom Cruise
Excuse me, I'd like to buy some

You don't know jack about this Louie
Take your sorry self over booth number two for the crack pipe
Yeah, alright, I got your crack pipe right here, baby
Get off my dick

Woah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots
So, you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless
Rip Phantom top on your seven, six Cutlass

In the shop, Louis V is what you seek
Black Knight Cortez slippin' off your feet
You're saggin', droop like a balla'
Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her

"Ooh, this is on, why don't you get this for me?"
Every time you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme
A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep (that's right)
Through Cazaly's, she peeks

Her name is Mary Pong, and she's got it going on
Swap meet weave, with the swap meet thongs
Leather mini skirt with the oriental draw
Little Mary Pong is raw

She said, "I wanna make your girlfriend look good
Start buying all your Louis at the hood"
And you're sprung, on the two for one
Fake Louie at the swap meet, son

Now, you know brown Louie is played
But you're drunk and you just got paid
So you bought the gear, little Mary says, "See ya"
Little did you know it was, "Made in Korea"

Swap meet Louie
Swap meet Louie (that's right, tell 'em homies)
Swap meet Louie
Swap meet Louie (right here, baby)
Swap meet Louie
Swap meet Louie (what you need?)
Swap meet Louie
Swap meet Louie (you don't know jack about this Louie)

Victim number two, a rich, young couple from Bellevue, huh
Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louis V gear on
The couple got sprung and the wife want some

Louis V hat with the diamonds
She's thinkin' she got that deal, two for one is a steal
The hat might a had a LV on the back
But at the swap meet, that ain't jack

But she bought it, cost about three hun
Mary pong said, "You are the one"
But when the girl's Louie got wet, she started complainin'
Baby girls Louie started fadin'

Now, she's tryin' to take it back
But the swap meet don't play that
'Cause when a customer tries to intimidate, huh
Mary Pong pulls a .38

She ain't about to get bum rushed
She's strapped, and she's ready to bust
But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch

Swap meet Louie (clockin' lots a dollas')
Swap meet Louie (we all got gold)
Swap meet Louie (black silk jackets)
Swap meet Louie (rich flaunt clout)
Swap meet Louie (make no sounds)
Swap meet Louie (make no sounds)
Swap meet Louie
Swap meet Louie (make no sounds)

Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth in the swap meet
Buyin' much gear for the feet
When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
Sellin' bootleg Mix-A-Lot tapes

The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
And Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
I got a plan, and I'm about to use it
What's up with the bootleg music?

Mary Pong is about to get jacked
She had a stack of big bootleg racks
Me an' Attitude creeped like snakes
Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break

The whole swap meet went crazy
I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk

Like that, I'm outta there
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
So we jet, back to the Boulevard fast
Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash

Swap meet Louie (that's right, tell 'em homies)
Swap meet Louie (right here, baby)
Swap meet Louie (what you need?)
Swap meet Louie (wh-what you need?)
Swap meet Louie (right here, baby)
Swap meet Louie (you don't got money?)
Swap meet Louie (you don't got money?)
Swap meet Louie (start steppin' Leroy)