Текст и перевод песни Skandaali - Anssin volkswagen

Anssin volkswagen

" Tuolla se taas menee. Otetaanko kyytiin? "
" Odota hetki. "
" Nyt sill on housut kintussa, selvstikin humaltunut ja hiriki. "
" Ota kyytiin vaan. "
" Olen Arnold'silla, tuonko 6 -pkin donitseja? "
" Nhdn laitoksella. Loppu. "
Oon tokaa viikkoo knn, menos hsl JKL: l/ heitt rivoo lpp,
Stedaa irtooks tltk/ migreeni vihloo pt, ku meen dominoo st/
Ja ovil jo pt, must ei sovinnol pst/ juodaa kilpaa rivis, ilmast binii/
" Hei skandaali, s juot taas liikaa! "" nii nii... "/ oo hiljaa skidi, en oo liia tiltis/
Muistan et oot mun frendi, haastan riitaa silti/ aamulla voin sopertaa, en muista
Ollenkaa/ miten lin sua stobella ja tappelin pokenkaa/ eka se ojentaa,
Sit heitt ulos ovest taas/ rappusii alas laattaa, jonka ite taisin oksentaa/
Hern maijan perst, ylt plt veress/ anssi autos, ensiavun edess/
Se tekee muhu pari haavaa lis, raahaa sis/ vihasena kyydityksest ku
Ei saa rahaa siitk/
2xHuukki:
Anssilla on mutka ja, Anssi saattaa murhata, Anssi on aina turvanas,
Anssi valvoo/ Anssi voittaa.
Naama veren vrisen, toivon et pni kest/ tsgl lkiksest
Lpi psee lkri hriess/ oon nii knnis ett sairaala vki pelk/ ku
Alan stkii enk sied et mua ksitell/ stin sek lkrii, ett sairaanhoitajii/
Ja ku tikit on valmiit, alan heti poistaa niit/ ne soittaa Anssin takas, " sitokaa
Toi poikaa kii "/ ja vaik kuinka tappelen, en vaa voi voittaa niit/ ne rauhottaa
Mut vkivalloin, pist ksiraudois/ lattialle makaa ksist nauloi lpi laudoist/
Kysyy miks nauroin, vaastaan " hallelujaa "/ ku tlt nkee hoitsuhameitte
Alle boo yaa! "/ paikkaust vaikeuttavat laajat, anssin aiheuttamat haavat/
Katkenneet raajat ja picasson taidet kuvaava naama/ sit alkaa putkamatka,
Olo tuntuu juhlavalta/ ku Anssi kirjaa raporttii, et lydyin junan alta/
2xHuukki
Hern aamulla krapulas, p paksuna pampusta/ laatat makuualustas,
Mut haavat lakannu valumast/ itelleni vakuutan, t kaikki o vaa sattumaa/ hienoo
Ku en oo kriminaaliputkassa ja nakuna/ se nostaa tunnelmii, alan soittaa summerii/
Viimein anssi vastaa " kiitos ja kuulemii "/ no kiitti sullekki, on jo kiire muutenki/
Ilma yht virkaintost ylikireet luuserii/ YOR123 venaa mua ny alkoo sen kaa/
Sit pit treffaa Ezkimo ja JoniBro, siit sit renkaat/ ulvoe keikkamestaa
Mikit tsekkaa/ kelaa m oon gueststar, pliis anna mu jettaa/ ku psen ulos ja
Pyydn kamoi ni ei ne anna/ vaa sanoo ettei mul ollu mit eile/
" Rahat ja knny? ", " jos se junakuski vei ne? "/ ja nyt oon hakattun
Krapulas tulos heitt keikan teille/
4xHuukki

Anssin volkswagen

" Over there it goes again. Should we pick it up? "
" Wait a moment. "
" Now it has its pants around its ankles, clearly drunk and staggering. "
" Just pick it up. "
" I'm at Arnold's, should I bring a 6-pack of donuts? "
" I'll meet you at the institution. The end. "
I've been hammered for two weeks, going from HSL JKL/ drop a line later,
Stop begging for attention/ migraine strikes every time, I go through the dominoes/
And the door is already closed, I don't fit in here/ let's drink competitively in a row, tune out the weather/
" Hey scandal, you're drinking too much again! "" oh oh... "/ shut up kid, I'm not too drunk/
I remember you're my friend, I still pick a fight/ I can make up in the morning, I don't remember
At all/ how I got you with a tire iron and fought with Pokemon/ first it hits out,
Then throws you out of the door again/ down the stairs banging on the tiles that I myself probably puked on/
Behind the back of the police car, covered in blood/ Anssi in the car, in front of the emergency room/
He inflicts a couple more wounds on me, drags me inside/ he's furious about the ride as
He doesn't get any money from it/
2xHuukki:
Anssi has a weird way, and Anssi might murder, Anssi is always watching you,
Anssi is winning.
My face is covered in blood, I hope my head can take it/ through the corridor into the cubicle
Can get through the blood-smeared floor/ I'm so drunk that the hospital staff is scared/ like
When I start flipping out and I don't let them treat me/ kick the doctor and the nurses/
And once the stitches are ready, I immediately start removing them/ they call Anssi back, " tie
This boy up "/ and even though I fight, I just can't beat them/ they calm me down
With force, put me in handcuffs/ I'm lying on the floor with two nails through the planks/
They ask why I'm laughing, I say " hallelujah "/ when I see them in their nursing uniforms
Boo yaa! "/ the extensive wounds caused by Anssi make it difficult to fix/
Broken limbs and a face that looks like a Picasso painting/ then the prison journey begins,
It feels like a party/ when Anssi writes in the report that I fell out of the train/
2xHuukki
I'm behind the morning with a hangover, my head is thick from the bump/ tiles are my sleeping mat,
But the wounds have stopped bleeding/ I assure myself that this is all just a coincidence/ it's great
That I'm not in a criminal cage and naked/ it lifts my spirits, I start calling the summer/
Finally Anssi answers " thank you and goodbye "/ well thank you too, I'm already in a hurry anyway/
Without any enthusiasm from the overzealous losers/ YOR123 is waiting for me now, it's starting now/
Then I have to meet Ezkimo and JoniBro, then the tires/ howling the concert venue
Mikit check it out/ think I'm a guest star, please let me jet/ when I get out and
I ask my friends, they won't let me/ but they say that I didn't have anything yesterday/
" Money and drugs? ", " what if the train driver took them? "/ and now I'm beaten
Coming to do a concert for you with a hangover/
4xHuukki