Текст и перевод песни Skandaali - Liikaa Skandaalia

Liikaa Skandaalia

Aktivistiskandaali on radikaali ja aatteellinen,/
Spreijaa turkisvaattees vihreel vaan koska on kateellinen,/
Kaverien kanssasitte pelastaa minkit ja pantterit et,/
Psis taakse kalterie olee marttyyri ja askeettine,/
Missiskandaali saa sun tissit paljaaks,/
Saat bikinit lahjaks tai jopa skidisti rahaaki,/
Ja poliisiskandaali on ku moni kiva vaari,/
Lavastetaan syylliseks vaik ne on poliisin plantaasit,/
Sairaanhoitajaskandaali on ku johto lhtee Ranskaa,/
Maksaa budjetista payTV: t ja hakkaa hanskaa,/
Potkasee sut sairaalast ja sanoo et hoito saattas natsaa,/
Ens vuoden puolel muttei ennen Thaimaan matkaa,/
Homoskandaali on ku Halmeen murrosik menee ohi,/
Ja se ottaa perseen poskii tatuoinnin Enter only,/
Ja Bjustrm mynt, et se oli joskus heteroki,/
Mut sillanp sai hehkeen bodin ku se droppas benecolin,/
Pedofiiliskandaali on viihteest kaikist upeinta,/
Ku rippipapit on vapaa-ajal koulutaksikuskeina,/
Tuskinpa kukaa nelosista tiedostaa, se on erottista hierontaa,/
Mit se mies vonkaa ja kertoo himas tietojaa,/
Dopingskandaali on korkeenpaikanleiril,/
Hakee vauhtii radalle vaik tulis toimii vaik vaa heikil,/
Tutkinnan ajan breikil, kevent askelt pilleril,/
Est nestehukan keissil ja ohentaa verta tinneril,/
Silikoniskandaali haluu asettaa uuden standardin,/
Vittuu tuplaD, lisks silikonihampaatki,/
Ni ei tuu hankaumii vaik innostuisit liikaa,/
Etk joudu sylkee niit vaik kiinnostuitki liikaa *Biaaatch!*/
Urheiluskandaali syntyy minihameen takii,/
"Se o liian pitk, bitch!" ku smkkn Viivi Avellanii,/
Grbn Viivii ranteest kii, katon silmii, hae takkis,/
Sippaa vittuu viinis ja sit lhet sviittiin kahel taksil,/
Poliittinen skandaali on ku joku niist vammasist,/
Eduskunnas vet kannabist et jaksais miettii kansaaki,/
-No kannatiks? "En kommentoi." -Ents xanaxi "No, se kompensoi."/
Vedt varmasti. "joo en oikee vois olla ilman tai lhtisin oikeelt pois."/
Kirkollinen skandaali on ku Skandaali tulee uskoo,/
Ja rupee uskoo, et jos tynnn syvemmlle nii tukehdut, *nooh...*/
Tai et Jeesus pelastaa, hoitaa spuget kuntoo,/
Elm on parast huumet, just joo, millon mun ksiin tulee tuntoo?/

Too Much of a Scandal

Activist scandals are intense and ideological,/
Spray green paint on fur coats because their envious,/
You and your friends claim to be saving minks and panthers by,/span>Hiding behind your supposed martyrdom and asceticism,Celebrity scandals make your breasts bare,You receive free bikinis or even ridiculously large amounts of cash,And a police scandal is like many a friendly old man,Framing innocents as criminals even if they are police plantations,A nurse scandal is like when the management leaves for France,They spend the budget on pay-TV and rough you up,Throws you out of the hospital and says your treatment could wait,Next year but not before their trip to Thailand,A gay scandal is like when Halme's teenage years come to an end,And he gets the words "Enter only" tattooed on his butt,And Bjustrm brags that he used to be heterosexual,But Sillnp got an athletic body when he dropped the benzos,A pedophile scandal is the most absurd of all,When priests are school bus drivers during their free time,It occurs to almost no one from the prime-time news that it is erotic massage,What that man wants and reveals intimate information at your house,A doping scandal is a high-altitude training camp,Seeking acceleration on the track even if it takes pills,During the investigation break, lightens the steps with pills,Prevents dehydration with cash and thins the blood with thinner,Silicone scandals want to set a new standard,Fuck the double D's, even get silicone teeth too,That way you don't get chafing even if you get too excited,You won't have to spit them out even if you get too interestedA sports scandal occurs because of a miniskirt,"It's too long, bitch!" When Viivi Avellan smokes,I grab Viivii by the wrist, look into her eyes, get my jacket,Drink fucking wine and then go to the suite in two taxis,A political scandal is like one of those disabled,In parliament, smoking cannabis so as to think about the people,""Was it worth it?""" "No comment." ""And the Xanax?""" ""Well, it compensates.""/You certainly inhaled. ""Yes, I really couldn't be without it or I would be really down.""/An ecclesiastical scandal is like when a scandal comes to faith,And he starts to believe that if he sticks it deeper it will suffocate, *well...*/Or that Jesus saves and takes care of the junkies, *right*/Life is the best drug, yeah right, when will my body feel it?/
Hiding behind your supposed martyrdom and asceticism,
Celebrity scandals make your breasts bare,
You receive free bikinis or even ridiculously large amounts of cash,
And a police scandal is like many a friendly old man,
Framing innocents as criminals even if they are police plantations,
A nurse scandal is like when the management leaves for France,
They spend the budget on pay-TV and rough you up,
Throws you out of the hospital and says your treatment could wait,
Next year but not before their trip to Thailand,
A gay scandal is like when Halme's teenage years come to an end,
And he gets the words "Enter only" tattooed on his butt,
And Bjustrm brags that he used to be heterosexual,
But Sillnp got an athletic body when he dropped the benzos,
A pedophile scandal is the most absurd of all,
When priests are school bus drivers during their free time,
It occurs to almost no one from the prime-time news that it is erotic massage,
What that man wants and reveals intimate information at your house,
A doping scandal is a high-altitude training camp,
Seeking acceleration on the track even if it takes pills,
During the investigation break, lightens the steps with pills,
Prevents dehydration with cash and thins the blood with thinner,
Silicone scandals want to set a new standard,
Fuck the double D's, even get silicone teeth too,
That way you don't get chafing even if you get too excited,
You won't have to spit them out even if you get too interested
A sports scandal occurs because of a miniskirt,
"It's too long, bitch!" When Viivi Avellan smokes,
I grab Viivii by the wrist, look into her eyes, get my jacket,
Drink fucking wine and then go to the suite in two taxis,
A political scandal is like one of those disabled,
In parliament, smoking cannabis so as to think about the people,
""Was it worth it?""" "No comment." ""And the Xanax?""" ""Well, it compensates.""/
You certainly inhaled. ""Yes, I really couldn't be without it or I would be really down.""/
An ecclesiastical scandal is like when a scandal comes to faith,
And he starts to believe that if he sticks it deeper it will suffocate, *well...*/
Or that Jesus saves and takes care of the junkies, *right*/
Life is the best drug, yeah right, when will my body feel it?/